August 2002
Read more Oh, the People I
Know! from A Midsummer
Night’s Dream.
Annie:
What’d you do all summer?
Tyrone:
Someone else.
[After explaining she got stung by a bee in
an “inappropriate” place]
Lisa:
I actually didn’t mind the swelling.
I just wish the bee had stung the other
one to even it out a little.
Tyrone:
What’s with the hair?
Kyle:
I dyed it myself.
Tyrone:
Well I can see that.
Amy Martin (Cambridge CD): 70% of college students don’t drink.
Mercedes: …During finals.
Annie:
Sqweenie’s becoming a man.
Sqwee: lol…I hope he is.
Sqwee: Have you ever taken a liking to any kind of
world music?
Annie:
Um…I like U2.
Tobias:
Aw, Sia, you really love us!
Sia: [pause] …Some of you.
Felix:
You single?
Annie:
Nope, sorry.
Felix:
Close enough.
Felix:
Anyways, hope you can come [clubbing], but it’s ok if not. I def think you should go though, you’ll have
fun.
Annie:
I’ll see if I can find any clubbing clothes. I don’t think I brought any to school!
Felix:
Go naked, or borrow Defo’s.
Annie:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Felix:
Seriously, he’s small.
Annie:
His shoulders are wider than mine…thank God
Felix:
Trust me, he uses pads.
Annie:
I think I’m going to send him this convo.
Felix:
He has a HUGE dick.
Sqwee: Calling now.
Annie:
Good.
Sqwee: Calling.
It’s not dialing? Shit. Lemme try
again.
Annie:
Do that.
Sqwee: Ohh, whoops, the
phone wasn’t on.
Mike:
You need to pinky-swear that you will not have sex with my girlfriend
after you see this picture.
Lisa: I’m sorry, I can’t promise that.
Mike (referring to my tube top): What is so great about this type of ladies’
apparel? Two words.
Nick:
Easy access.
On doing rounds in the Cumberland Basement:
Mercedes:
Room & board is not worth getting eaten!
Noah:
Well look at you, all made up.
Annie:
I clean up nicely, don’t I?
Noah:
Apparently so!
Casey:
I just wanted to tell you that I’m kinda with
this girl named Sara…and she is really interested in writing…she’s not that
smart common sense wise so I’m not sure if you would like her or not…
Annie:
You don’t have an STD, do you?
Tamara:
I wish.
