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We all know those little computer symbols called "emoticons," where > : ) means a smile and : ( is a frown.
Sometimes these are > represented by :o) and :o( respectively.
Well, how about some > "asscons"?
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> Here goes:
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> (_!_) a regular ass
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> (!) a tight ass
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> (_._) a flat ass
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> (_*_) a sore ass
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> (_!__) a lop?sided ass
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> {_!_} a swishy ass
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> (_o_) an ass that's been around
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> (_O_) an ass that's been around even more
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> (_x_) kiss my ass
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> (_X_) leave my ass alone
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> (_zzz_) a tired ass
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> (_o^^o_) a wise ass
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> (_13_) an unlucky ass
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> (_$_) Money coming out of his ass
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> (_?_) Dumb Ass
> ..ooo*"""**ooooo .oo*""*ooo..
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> . oo*" "*o.oo*" "*o.
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Enjoy these symbols!!! :-P