Ok, first thing is first, lets discuss this. First of all, stay the fuck away from EB. Electronics Boutique. It is were the scum of the video game world hangs out. If you ever want to get ripped off to shit, i advise you to go there. You know that trade in games for cash policy? Dont do it, its so fucking bad! If u want to make money, keep you old shit games, cuz you will get about 75 cents for them. Then, whenever you bye a game, you will notice that you pay about 5 bucks more than u should have. Well, the UNPROFESSIONAL assholes who work there, actually add a protection plan. Its only 5 bucks and you get a new game. Doesnt sound bad huh. Well I wanna keep my five fucking bucks assface! So i end up not buying this plan. BUT!! Isnt it strange that every game they give you is fucked up and scratched to shit. So if u return it they give u a bullshit story about the plan. Go to ebgames, and get screwed one way or another. Number 2: Time Warner Cable, you know these fucking scumbags! The assholes with the roadrunner! What a great cable service this is! Cable is great!! We hardly get MSG when the Knicks are playing!! Then we gotta pay $50 after your first three noob months of RRHSO. You ever watch those commercials? With the yuppies and the token black family? Where they talk about how great Roadrunner is and how FAST it is. I got news for you. I really feel bad for those people who dont even know that in 4 years they will be fucked over. Anyone who has a cable conection for atleast 3 years notices a difference in speeds when they first bought it and now when they have it. I sure do! My roadrunner must have been raped by the coyoate, becuase it runs a little bit faster than a dial-up connection now! Then u call them up, and say , "My connection runs like shit!" The guy with the deep voice goes, "Okay, unplug your router and modem and connect your wire rite to the modem. Plug in ur modem and tell me when the light goes steady." Well i could have fucking told you that!! When am i gonna get the speeds that im paying for! And then they give u this shit where a technician will come over, so they can get pissed off at you and fine you for some shit that u dont even have. Point 3: Organized Religion. This is something you gotta watch out for. Chrsitians are the worst, they are always talking about how we will be saved and shit. BUT you need to give money to the church. If you go to a catholic school, they give u little envelopes and say put money in and give it to the church during collection, AFTER they give u a lecture about helping the poor. Thats all i ever hear about! Finish your food there starving kids in Africa! BULLSHIT, theres only rich white people who own safari zones in Africa, all the black people from Africa went to Queens. Anyway, you think that money goes somewhere, but it doesnt, it actually goes to th church! I thought the vows were of poverty, chastity, and obedience. Meanwhile the church has more money than Bill Gates. And they dont even pay taxes. Fuck government, it going completly down the drain, now people cant even have abortians because of your President. You wanna know how fucking stupid this asshole is! He cant even follow the fucking code written by GW. The code is that the when it comes to the laws of this nation, the church can go fuck themselves because this country is not ruled by the church. You know! Leting the church rule us is like letting the Middle East rule us, because no religions orginated in America. Everything was in the middle east. And this whole god thing freaks me out too. I have never experienced a miracle. The only people who experience miralces are those living in the south were after drinking 3 bottles of rum you get so fucked up and start seeing things. How come nobody in New York was abducted by an alien? I dont know? Because we have lives and have to work 12 hours a day to afford a fucking slum. Last but not least, watch out for the FBI, they are the meanest of the mean. They hate everyone but themselves. If ur irish! FUCK YOU, If your German, FUCK YOU! And if your black, holy shit i dont even wanna get into that. These people are so full of themselves. Especially the new generation, with the fucking guinea blowout hairstyle. Jesus Christ fucken blow me. I can't stand these people.
