Consigliere's™ Private Jokes

New Jokes And Cartoons Added On This DateLast addition Of jokes was on 10/06/02

W elcome to the Consigliere's™ joke collection. From time to time we receive all different types of communications and transmissions that most are published and indexed. This section is for the "Off Color" articles, jokes etc. that we receive that are meant for mature adults only and not indexed for obvious reasons.

I f you like our collection of jokes, tell all your friends about them. We are constantly adding more every week. We have included an email form at the bottom for your convenience.

T his page is very internally graphic intensive. Even with the preload script on this page, to date there are 57 graphic images attempting to load. The image and cartoon links further down will load slower than the ones higher up on the page. Please be patient, you won't be disappointed.

S ome of these are .exe files (which mean you will get a prompt to download it) shown by the * in the link, or an .mpg file shown by the ** in the link meaning you need a media player preferably with sound on to view it. .MPG files really do not do that well on a web page, we suggest you downloading the zip file on your system for maximum viewing. If you are expecting hard core pornography, "Forgetaboutit!". You will not find it here. Just off color jokes and such that are not meant for children.

I f you would like any of our graphic cartoons or jokes feel free to use them. All we ask is that you leave the credits intact! Since this collection grows constantly, it is really quite difficult to add everything into a zip file for your own use. You can save our .exe* files to your hard drive by selecting "Save This Program To Disc".

W e have included in a zip file the .mpg program of our "Talented Pianist**", if you want to save this joke. And to answer your next question; No, it is not The Consigliere™ playing the piano!

T he sizes of our downloadable files are as follows:

Airport Scanner                436K
Santa's Elves On Strike    688K
Effects Of Alcohol             339K
Talented Pianist               467K

Talented Pianist Zip File ]

O nce you have submitted 10 or more cartoons, jokes etc., we will add all your contributions into a separate table with your credits on top.

Misc. Jokes, Cartoons And .exe Files

Airport Scanner * ] [ Santa's Elves On Strike * ] [ The Effects Of Alcohol * ] [ Body Painting Zodiac Signs ] [  Amazing ] [  Safe Sex ] [  The Flasher ]

Jokes And Cartoons
Submitted By Gatta Bella

Steroids And Viagra ] [  Viagra Chemist ] [  Viagra Bungi Jumper ] [  Viagra Mouth ]
Viagra Nasal Spray ] [  Viagra Overdose ] [  Belly Button ] [  Blue Balls ] [  Checkout ]
Cyber Sex ] [  Faithful ] [  First Day ] [  Invisible ] [  Box Lunch ] [  Fishing ]
On Line ] [  Porn Star ] [  Door Knocker ] [  Closed Caption TV ] [  Bedtime Reader ] [ The Cowboy ]
Speeding ] [ Johnny's Field Trip ] [ Lulu Was A Hooker ] [ Blind Sex ]
Confession II ] [ Talented Pianist** ] [ Breath ] [ 4 Doughnuts ] [ Viagra Ad ] Cuckoo Clock ]
K-Mart Shopper ] [ Viagra Corpse ] [ Wet Floors ] [  Rehab. ]
Clear! ] [  Addict ] [  Ebay ] [  Mousetrap ] [  Musical Faces ] [  Snow Sculpture ]
New Jokes And Cartoons[  [ Lady With Cane ]

Meet The Flintstones
Submitted By Gatta Bella

Fred & Betty ] [ The Whole Gang ] [ Barney & Wilma ] [ Betty & Wilma ]
Wilma & Barney ] [ Wilma & Dino ] [ Betty & Fred ] [ Fred & Betty ] [ Spoiling Dino ]


Wizard Of Oz ] [ You Have Male ] [ You Are OK ] [ Young Love ]

Jokes And Cartoons
Submitted By Nanclyn

A 47 year Old Woman ] [ Hershey Kisses ] [ Billiards Anyone? ] [ Christmas Is Over ] [ Why Stick People Die ] [ Card Shop ] [ Gates Of St. Peter ] [ The Mailman ]
Baby Bird ] [ A Bad Day ]

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