Speeding

T his guy is flying down the road and he comes over the top of a bridge, sure enough, on the other side there is a cop sitting with a radar gun. The cop pulls the guy over, walks up to the car and asks "What's the hurry?"

T he guy replies "I'm late for work."

"O h yeah"says the cop, "What do you do?"

T he guy responds, "I'm a rectum stretcher"

T he cop says "What ????is a rectum stretcher and what does a rectum stretcher do?"

T he guy says, "Well, I start with one finger, then I work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then my whole hand, then I work until I can get both hands in there and then I slowly stretch it until its 6 feet wide".

T he cop asks, "What the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?"

T he guy replies:

Contributed by:
Gatta Bella
Date :
Fri, 08 Mar 2002 14:53:37 -0500
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