Gates Of St. Peter

A n old lady dies and goes to heaven and is chatting with St. Peter at the Pearly Gates when all of a sudden she hears the most awful blood-curdling screams.

"D on't worry about that," says St. Peter, "it's only someone having the holes bored on their shoulder blades for the wings." The old lady looks a little uncomfortable but carries on with the conversation.

T en minutes later, there are more blood-curdling screams. "Oh my God," says the old lady, "now what is happening"?

N ot to worry," says St. Peter, "they are just having their head drilled to fit the halo."

"I can't do this," says the old lady, "I'm off down to hell."

"Y ou can't go there," says St. Peter, "you'll be raped and sodomized."

T o this the old lady replies;

Contributed by:
Nanclyn
Date:
Wed, 27 Mar 2002 10:42:25 EST
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