Oh this aging stuffs a killer,
for this over-the-hiller,
my mind is on the wane...
(doo, doo, do doodle dee doo)
I'd have known your age, honey,
and not wasted all my money,
if I only had a brain
Oh I guess it doesn't matter,
my brain cells tend to scatter,
at least I know my name!
(doo, doo, do doodle dee doo)
But it sure would be great news
if I even knew the date, too,
in my fuzzy, fading brain.
But even though the year
that you were born kind of crumbled to dust.
At least the birthday presents weren't a total bust.
You can just bet
What I'll forget
When you finally do turn fifty,
my IQ will be iffy~
more mind mush down the drain.
(doo, doo, do doodle dee doo)
well at least now you've got em
before my mind's hit the bottom
of my foggy swiss-cheese brain.
~~~the music keeps going, ~~~
~~~you have to keep singing the same words~~~
~~~because, well, ~~~
~~~it's about all the ol brain cells could handle~~~
(hee, hee)
Happy Birthday, anyway
LOVE YOU!
Your brain-challenged sister
