Waxing Philosophic
Lest you think that the Bitch Thread is mere shallow lustage -- we ponder the greater questions: human behavior, technology...

Dream a Little Dream
In which Steph L has a dream, and Trudy improves it.

There's Always Room
Madrigal's dream involves Spike, Xander, herself, and several batches of jell-o...

Corsets and Bustiers and Tape, Oh My!
One day the Bitches took over the lobby of the Schmuck Bait Arms and held a convention. Nobody seemed to mind! (PG-13 YBCMV -- Your Boobular Containment May Vary)

Chapter II -- Boobage
The sequel to "Corsets and Bustiers and Tape, Oh My!" in which it is discovered that certain people on this thread know a great deal about boobular containment.

A Bitch Style Birthday Celebration
Steph's 30th birthday was approaching, and the Bitch's had no trouble deciding what to get her as a present. "Porn!!!!" they all screamed in unison. And so the round robin began.

Protection
Dawn prepares for a night out.

At Her Grave
Sitting by Buffy's grave, Spike remembers the two Slayers he killed.

Boy Talk
Pain will do that to a boy...

Elena and the Wonderful Workday
Elena helped me cure a migraine with a glorious porny bit she sent me, so I decided to return the favor. I wrote her this personalized porn, scribbled her a happy note with glitter pen, stuffed it into a delicious looking envelope covered with Spike pictures, and sent it on its merry little way to Canada. And so began Spike's Tour de Bitch 2001.

Shiny Things
A goth girl, hatpins, a late night break in, and Spike. What more does porn need?

Stages
Another installment of porn from the Bitch Tour. In this fine fic, our very own Trudy gets the role she's always wanted and the man of her dreams, all in one hot and steamy night.

The Cure
Cybervixen had a headache. So I tried to make her feel better.

Stephanie Sings the Blues
This is the second stop on Spike's Bitch Tour 2001. After he's livened up an average work day for me, I send Spike on to cool down Steph L. Oddly enough, porn ensues.

Study Break
So we were sitting around wondering what kind of porn Spike would enjoy, and this just flowed out of me.

Fangs
What if the movie Quills had starred the cast of BtVS and Angel? Before you read this, go see Quills...I'm waiting.

I Love the Smell of Homoeroticism in the Morning
A light-hearted look at life in the aftermath of 'The Gift'

What a Wicked Thing to Do
Xander/Spike slash. NC-17.

Two Ravens
Xander

Les Noyades
Spike

Book of Days
Anya

Mea Maxima Culpa
Giles

Little Mouse Sounds
Tara

Case #9323
Dawn

Ingression
Fin

Tooth & Claw
Spike drowns his sorrows in Caritas after losing the Gem of Amara.

Manhattan Nocturne
It's 1928. Spike's come to New York for the speakeasy night life. NC-17.

For the Life of Me
Wherein the author dies, and the adventures that follow. PG-13, except for the whole dead thing, you know?

Reveille
Herein the author becomes very confused when a handsome stranger comes to town, and she learns of Spike's past. (sequel to "For the Life of Me")

Rive
Third in the "For the Life of Me" sequence, Spike and ita encounter a mysterious stranger.

L is for Lindsey...
Wherein Lindsey discovers that nothing changes, no matter how far he goes.

The Momentum of Her Tears
Dawn and Spike, after Buffy's death.

NC-17 for angst, smut, coercion, rape, murder, bondage, blood-play, torture, sexual torture, multiple parties, violence, b/d, s/m, incest, -- what can I say, vampires is bad. There really is a story here though -- and you might just find it worth reading.

Dianthus Barbatus 1 -- In the Library
It's Season II and Angelus is out to mess with some minds.

Dianthus Barbatus 2 -- The Plan
Angelus makes his vile intentions clear.

Dianthus Barbatus 3 -- Family Wreath
Spike elucidates

Dianthus Barbatus 4 -- With a Little Passion
Angelus' lessons continue.

Dianthus Barbatus 5 -- Frustration
Angelus expresses his distinct displeasure.

Dianthus Barbatus 6 -- Posies
Willow makes a choice

Dianthus Barbatus 7 -- Hell's Disco Ball
You didn't think things were going to stay sweet, did you?

Dianthus Barbatus 8 -- Things that Go Bump
It's vampire time.

Dianthus Barbatus 9 -- Epilogue: And in the end...
Spike acts.

Summer Break
As the Spike's Bitch Tour 2001 continues, Elena gets an afternoon visit from her favorite vampire.

Theme from "Spike"
Filkified from the theme from Shaft. And by "Shaft," I most definitely mean porn.

Interventional Means
Filked from Christine Lavin's folk ditty "Artificial Means" about a married couple with a terrible sex life, this is a ballad about the events surrounding Intervention

One Night
Spike and Raven share dessert. NC-17, with chocolate on the side.

Closing Time
It may by nearly time to close the liquor store, but Spike and Sourire are just getting started.

Cybervixen Tours Spike's Crypt
The third stop on the Tour de Spike takes him back to his own crypt, where Cybervixen has gone exploring...when they meet, porn is sure to happen...

Mutual Satisfaction
In which Spike and I agree to "service" each other...

Spike in (and out of) Chains
My first attempt at SpikeFic -- this is nothing more than porn. Just my musings on our favorite blond vamp and a good strong set of chains. No plot. No character development. You want that, check your local library.

Steph's Sunburn Stigmata
I left my cross necklace on one day when I was at the pool. I got sunburned, leaving a little white cross mark. Some of Spike's Bitches speculated on whether or not Spike could touch the cross mark. This is the result.

At Last
An alternative to catatonia. A last for Buffy. A first for Spike.

Happy New Year!
The way my New Years Eve really should have gone!

That Time of the Month
Just some musing on a certain other curse (R)

The First Time
The very first time I ever, ever wrote something dirty (nevermind ficcy) it was completly by accident. Honest. I was just wondering and got carried away...

This Little Light 'O Mine
Willow perfects her ball of sunlight and Trudy nobly offers to try it out (NC-17)

Desert City Interlude
Spike's wanton adventures in Salt Lake City. NC-17.

Of Beer, Organic Tomatoes, and Videotape
Further tales of our favorite bleached blonde in Utah. NC-17.

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