The above image does not, of course, represent what you will find herein. If you click on the above image, a zombie will not pop out of the ground, sneak up behind you and give you a wet willy. No, the image merely bears entrance to The Spawning Ground, the wickedest website you have ever seen and ever will see this side of the sunrise. And that's the name of the game.

The picture is just the kind of stuff I do in math class. Run, Nicholai, run!