welcome to canada
hello. my name is lauren. and this is a website.
now where should i begin? i started this site in early 2003, and abandoned it until 2:00 am on april the 16th (remember to send in those taxes by YESTERDAY)
i am editing my juvenile ranting from earlier, but keeping select parts that still apply. for example: i am the kind of person that makes a webpage when i have absolutely nothing to say. for the simple fact that i like webpages.
and obviously, i have no respect for for capitalization. is it because i am a literary genius with no need for such conventions? am i a pretentious dickhole who believes she is too good to follow the rest of the population and their regulations for grammar? or am i simply just a lazy bitch, with nothing better to do than ask questions of a non-existent audience?
you be the judge of THAT.
so here you are. for your consideration:
yes, i made this. my first attempt, made for this website. and there is a lot more where that came from..
anyway. enough with the chitchat. let's get down to business.
i like many things in this world.
but, like most normal human beings, there are things i don't like.
i also like to draw pictures on the computer. yes, yes i do.
what else do i waste my time on? conversing with losers.
you should leave me a comment on my guestbook. because you are so great. and i love you and your comments dearies. also, so that every entry i get is not from admirers who always happen to have porn sites to link to. because they never stay, oh no.
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