The Ricer-Roni
(long-grain)
Now normally you might be worried about cookin your transaxle if one tire is obviously spinning more than the other…BUT the TYPE-R stickers add more than just raw HP, they also raise the hardness of the internal parts so that they can easily handle ALL 650hp!
HOLLY SMOKES!!! Good thing I have them fog lights on huh!?!
OK at this point I am having trouble breathing and becoming delirious!
TIME TO LET IT ROLL BABY!
How's that for a smoke screen?
And that's ALL you chumps will ever see off the line...MY AZZ!
OH NO...time to lay another patch!
OH NO WHERE DID THE ROAD GO!?!
Some of you may still be stupid enough to ask "HOW DID YOU DO THAT! Well...this is what happens everytime i drop it into drive at an idle!!!
*COUGH* *COUGH*
I'm outa here BEEOCH!
The End
Just so you know the smoke in these pictures IS 100% real smoke from the tires (trust me, it took me 3 hrs to get the rubber off the sides of the car enough to turn it in and it still wasn't ALL off!) I know some don't believe it but it IS! I also timed this car in the 1/4 mile, in real world pimp cruising trim, and ran a blistering, neck snapping time of 21.9 @ 71.8mph! (of course having 3 people in the car and 250lbs of sand in the trunk didn't help the time much) better wear you neck brace boys! Of course that was in full pimp trim...car actually run a little fast stock...but isn't that true with all REAL RICERS!?! We drove this car EVERYWHERE around here. I even took it to our biggest weekly car show at the infield and drove by a couple of ZO6's revin the hell outa this beast! and raced some people on the road and ask a kid on his bike if he wanted to race! I actually have it all video taped to and in the future will post some MPEG's of it!
DISCLAIMER: I’m not prejudice, I hate ALL RICE EQUALLY! I don't care what country it came from or what color it is...they ALL get equall treatment from me! But in the end if you have a FAST car I’ll respect it…even if it’s (*COUGH*) RICE! Now there’s an oxymoron! (it in the dictionary rice boy…go look it up!) Oh yeah…don’t forget to sign my guestbook on the “home” page and let me know what you think. I can’t wait too see how many people are going to tell me “that’s just wrong…you have no respect…blah blah blah.
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