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I WAS MADE TO LOVE YOU -----
Season 5, Episode 15
Giles: Wow. A minute and a half recap. Shooting for the record
now, aren't we?
Buffy: Pffff. That's nothing. Wait until we get to "The
Gift".
Buffy: We could always waste the rest of the time before the
credits laughing at Xander in that Puffy Sumo-Wrestler/Punching
Bag getup.
Giles: Ooo! Could we?
Puffy Xander: Help me.
~ Credits roll ~
Puffy Xander: There is a God.
Girl Bot: Hi. I'm a mindless automaton that even Britney Spears
didn't want to play. I have self-esteem issues. Marry me?
Warren: Hi. I made that robot thing. It's psycho and wants to
have sex with me 24/7.
Ben: Hi. I'm Ben. You know me. I like having lines.
Buffy: Good to know we're being subtle with character
introductions.
Ben: Yay! Line.
Buffy: Stop doing that!
Buffy: Your bot is walking from house to house looking for you at
4am.
Warren: It's supposed to do that.
Spike: Am I sensing hostility?
Giles: We hate you.
Spike: Yep. That's what it is, alright.
Buffy: Your bot is killing now.
Warren: It's... not supposed to do that.
Ben: Good thing I'm used to this, or waking up in Glory's dress
might cause serious issues. Hey.. does this thing look at all
flattering on my figure? Come on. Be brutal!
Buffy: Let's date!
Ben: Okay! Why?
Buffy: I need men. Those online folks are just waiting for me to
find a new someone. See, we can't have B/blank now, can we?
Dawn: You always have me, Buffy.
Buffy: Hmmm. B/D. Yick. Like, so wrong on very deep levels.
Ben: Gross. Ooo! Line!
Dawn & Buffy: CUT THAT OUT!
Spike: You have to make me a Buffybot.
Warren: Why should I?
Spike: This whole big thing where it sets up the rest of the
season... and quite possibly the first part of the next.
Buffy: Let's not date.
Ben: Awww. Okay, then!
Buffy: That was entirely too easy.
Buffy: See? He wanted it to be this big thing, but I was all
like, "Yeah. She's a robot. So?" Hahaha! A-and he had
this really blank look on his face... kinda like you have on your
face right now, mom, and... cripes. You're dead, aren't you?
(The little Grr-Argh! demon leads a funeral procession across
the screen)
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