The Complete Dominicized Guide to the First Season of Roundhouse
You Can’t Fire Your Family
Dominic Factor: 12—off the charts, baby!
Dom Moments:
- Getting punched by Micki
- Jumping on David’s back
- Looking incredibly hot when talking to dad about leaving light on and while walking out for Siblings Quibblings
- Dom saying magic words
Random Notes:
Good Dom outfit- he must have borrowed a shirt from Ivan or something.
Bet You Missed…
The cute look he gives Crystal when singing closing song, and stretching a rubber band.
Dom Quotes:
“When I have kids, I’m going to listen to everything they say. I’m going to love my kids!”
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New Kid in Town
Dominic Factor: 7
Dom Moments:
- Part of the “New Kid” dancers singing, “oh, ohh!”
- Barking at Mark, and then punching his lights out
- Very cool end to bumper #2
- Chopping at air
- Dom making funny faces at camera and sticking out his tongue
Random Notes:
Dom has facial hair! And, he manages to look really hot while beatin up people.
Bet You Missed…
Him high-fiving David, and purposefully and deliberately going, “oh, ohh!” after John runs them off for the last time.
Dom Quotes:
“Tienes cinco minutos para comprar un cubic zirconium ring! Esta muy bueno!”
“People from there talk funny!”
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Sports/Last One Picked
Dominic Factor: 4
Dom Moments:
- Dom with a hat. Ew.
- Dom walking by and picking up Crystal and Julene
- Narrating the Incredible Phone Sneaker
- Very cool chair bumper- #2
- Biting nails and looking adorable in BH 90210
Random Notes:
Dom looks really cute with his hands in his pockets. He also has a *really* weird outfit.
Bet You Missed…
Dom’s self satisfied smirk after picking up Crystal and Julene
Dom Quotes:
“Fortunately, this is a stylized TV show, and I can take a break and talk to my dad.” it's not his voice, but supposedly, he says it.
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School Daze
Dominic Factor: 4
Dom Moments:
- Looking in pain at end of bumper #2
- Great facial expressions during Sex Ed
- Pulling notes out of mouth, back of Ivan’s shirt, and ears
- Dancing wildly in front of camera at ending credits
Random Notes:
Dom looks *really* good in the episode. Gotta love the clothes.
Bet You Missed…
Dom dancing with Shawn. Crystal’s hands on Dom during Sex Ed- the general reaction was, “WHAT IN THE WORLD IS SHE *DOING* TO HIM?!?”, Dom and Crystal randomly switching seats between classes. They look awfully close to me…
Dom Quotes:
“Yeah, you’re full of solid waste.”
“Oh to be so casually rude. *burp* but how?”
“Didn’t Mr. Mintz tell you? We always have a party on the third Tuesday of every month with a “p” in it!”
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Abusement Park
Dominic Factor: 7
Dom Moments:
- Singing Teeny, Tiny World and dancing like an action figure
- As Dylan Mark Chadley- Dom’s most remembered role
- Looking both frightened and adorable in Self Conscious
- Close up in bumper #2…mmmm.
- As counter at shooting range
Random Notes:
The clothes need a little work, but he still looks great.
Bet You Missed…
Dom as, “Another Tree” and, Crystal and Dom’s arms around each other at end.
Dom Quotes:
There are no Dominic quotes- “He’s much too cool to talk” in this episode.
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TV On Trial
Dominic Factor: 11- off the charts, baby! (he’s not a main character, but he’s in it *so*much*)
Dom Moments:
- Getting orange juice
- Wonderful close-ups during TV Head
- As Gilligan
- Looking stoned during vegetable channel commercial
- Looking shocked and horrified at Mark’s loss of a sideburn
- Russian dancing!
- Bumper #2- Very interesting.
- Looking quite delicious during Star Search: Next Generation
Random Notes:
Salsa dancing- OH YEAH!
Bet You Missed…
Dominic as part of the truck during the Mad Dog thing, his arm around Julene during bathroom commercial, his hand on Micki’s HIP at end, and Ivan and Dom leaping back and forth behind the group on Who’s the Boss.
Dom Quotes:
“Are you kidding me? My gold card is maxed out, and I may even have to get a job this summer!”
“No you don’t. Just kidding!”
“Friday night. A very…special homecoming dance with…*dramatic pause* me.”
“Is this the psychic hotline?” –“yes it is, and I knew you’d call.”- “Whoa!”
“We award the average American family with the remote to decide for themselves.”
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Individuality/First Date
Dominic Factor: 5
Dom Moments:
- As part of the Dudes
- Running backstage
- Bumper 1- watch for the flopping hair
Random Notes:
He wears a hat *way* too much in this episode for my liking. I love his hair- make the evil hat go away!
Bet You Missed…
Dom war whooping like an Indian.
Dom Quotes:
“It doesn’t seem right to spit up on her…”
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Politics
Dominic Factor: 7
Dom Moments:
- Part of film- flipping numbers
- Looking very excited about Cindy Cheevers
- Looking incredibly hot during “I’ll Be On Your Mind”
- Bumper #2 kicks. So does #1.
- As traveling music trio
- As part of the Dudes
Random Notes:
Dom holds John’s left ear.
Bet You Missed…
Dom randomly picking up Crystal, high-fiving John, and doing the “come on” hands.
Dom Quotes:
“What a loser!”
“…sucks face, but claims he did not suck back.”
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Recession/Economy
Dominic Factor: 5
Dom Moments:
- At bottom of tar pit of Dad’s easy chair
- Singing Pork Theme Song
- Looking self satisfied behind Mark at beginning of song
Doing recession commercial
Random Notes:
Dance solo in bumper #2, after Higher
Bet You Missed…
Dom Looking at Crystal. Capital L.
Dom Quotes:
“Ryan? Ryan! Hello…help!”
“Get out of that fetal position, youngster!”
“Like you’re not wearing shoes, because basically, you’re not!”
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Time
Dominic Factor: 5
Dom Moments:
- As Video Valentine
- Eating jelly beans and chocolate
- Doing the hands on the belt thingy during Stampons commercial
- Dance bumper #2- THE bumper- *note* he looks *really* hot at the end. *chants* I am Micki, I am Micki…
- Dom making funny faces at camera and sticking out his tongue
Random Notes:
He got a haircut. Me no likey.
Dom Quotes:
“Then tell your sweet nothings for the whole world to puke at.”
“Uhh…dance bumper!”
“Why is it when I look into a mirror I can’t see myself, yet my hair is always perfectly combed?”
“No, wait! We shouldn’t go unarmed. Oh look, here’s a cabinet full of weapons! Let’s see, chainsaw, hand grenades, flame thrower…oh, flashlights!”
“Hey, Tommy, you play with dolls?”
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Beauty Pageant/Meat Market
Dominic Factor: 4
Dom Moments:
- Bumper #2- he flies!
- Dominic as Boyfriend in a Bottle as Hunky and Dangerous
- Running after Cindy Crawford and Julia Roberts
- Mad Max Factor. Need I say more?
- Dom trying to get camera to follow him at end- is unsuccessful.
Random Notes:
I can’t figure out what Dom’s shirt says- but he’s #22.
Dom Quotes:
“Y’know, mate, I think you may need to be recalibrated.”
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Conflict
Dominic Factor: 8
Dom Moments:
- Punching Natalie, punching John, getting punched by Sid, elbowing Sid back. Violent.
- Sideways PT- WOOHOO!
- Getting picked up by The Bully
- Kissing Shawn on the cheek
- Rapping during “I’m a Bully”
- Dom doing “come on” hands at start of End Dance
Random Notes:
Dom’s hair. Ew.
Bet You Missed…
Picking up [the now flat] Mad Dog
Dom Quotes:
“This must be the part where I meet a girl who inspires me to fight and I take on the bully like a real man!”
“What do you think?”
“Of course, mom, what’d you think, we’d change the plot in the middle of the show?”
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School Play
Dominic Factor: 6
Dom Moments:
- Sharing pants with a loved one- CRYSTAL (*glares at TV*)
- Getting beat up as the dog
- As Arnold Shaussenhousen
- Being prejudiced against during Whities commercial
- Kissing Natalie (*hurls TV out of the window* Now it’s gone TOO FAR!)
Random Notes:
Dom has *kicking* pants!
Dom Quotes:
“Gee whilickers, Tom, how’s that darn golf game?”
