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Who's Ready To Go Downtown |
It is June 28th two days before June 30th, the day of the TnT event Destinies Collide. The camera shows the empty
Michael's Banquet Hall. The ring, the seats, everything is in place. The camera pans through all the seats in the
hall allowing the viewer to take in the scenery. Almost reaching a full circle by going around and viewing all the
seats, the screen shows that one seat is not empty. A larger than average Black man is sitting back, smiling, and
playing a game on his PSP. Zooming in, its obvious that it's Ron Downs. He notices the camera, puts his game on
standby, places it in the chair next to him, and begins to talk.
Ron Downs: So I'm sitting here playing a game on my PSP, WWE Smackdown Vs. Raw. I was bored so I created myself,
obviously no one can beat me in the game, just like in real life. I'm untouchable. Yea I know, its a game Ron, its
fantasy. But in this case, its true. Yea I know, I should be out preparing for my match, training hard, getting
mentally and physically prepared for my match, its two days away, I shouldn't be slacking off and playing video
games. I'm going to be honest with you, I don't know how to train for this match. Look at me, do you see what I'm
working with? Why would I bother going to the gym now to train? Why would I bother doing anything extraordinary to
prepare for my match. That would be the equivalent of me complimenting my opponent. That's almost like Ron Downs
saying, that he needs to prepare for a match against Sabbath, that's almost like saying that Ron Downs in his
current shape, couldn't take on this guy in any kind of match, no matter the time, place, or stipulation as he is. I
don't think so. Mark my word, you will NOT hear Ron Downs say that. EVER!
Ron Downs: You know I'm thinking, this seat right here where I'm sitting, it has some significance. This seat and
the seat next to it, important seats. You see Sabbath, I went backstage, and did a little research. Ron Downs did
you the grand favor of finding out where your parents live. Well, I'm sure you know where they live, but when I
found out that information, I was able to send your parents two front row tickets to Destinies Collide. That's great
isn't it? (Ron Downs snickers to himself) That's great because I know your parents are very prowd of you. I hope
they saw you beat up whoever or whatever happened at a Night to Forget. Did you win? either way, they get to see
their son in his second match against... ME. AWWW damn, I didn't think about that. You're parents, I'm sure they
would love to see you go toe to toe with a great wrestler and even win, if you could. But that's not the show
they're going to see. Instead they will get front row seats to a massacre, and a slaughter. They will watch in
horror as I mutilate, dismember, and DESTROY you. Sabbath, this wont be pretty. Heh, I mean Im going to have fun,
but I guarantee that for the first few minutes you will be in pain. If you thought you knew what pain was, you will
get reaquainted with the word and in a whole new light. After those first few minutes, you won't feel pain, because
if the referee has not yet stopped the match, and declared me the winner, that's when my real fun begins. I'm just
glad I invited your parents, so they can watch as I rip the heart of their pride and joy while its still beating.
Ron Downs: I must say Sabbath, you have a lot of heart coming out here saying some of the things you said, but I'm
glad you did. Before you ran your mouth, I was starting to feel a little bad about doing some of the things that I
have planned. But now I feel no remorse, I had already picked out a sympathy card for your parents regarding the
recent death of their son, but I'm glad I wripped that up this morning. You know, I couldn't help but hear you call
me a newcomer. You just don't get it. A fight is a fight. I may be new to wrestling in the ring, but when I was in
the big house, I had to fight to survive, to maintain my dignity, and to not be someone else's bitch. Sabbath, in
two days you will have to fight for your life and your dignity, but it won't matter because as soon as you step in
that ring, and you hear that bell, you're a dead man. Sabbath, you think I have a big mouth. That's cool, you think
that I talk a lot, that's cool too, you think that I might be a tremendous competitor, YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT! Honestly I
don't care what you think, but I'll entertain you by letting you think that it matters. I'll give you that much
since your time is about to run out. Sabbath, I like the way that you think that you embody what TnT is. If you do,
I'm not impressed, I wouldn't even want to hold a title here. IF i did, I for damn sure wouldn't carry it on my
shoulder with pride or wear it on my waist, I would drag it behind me like its worthless. The same way I will drag
you around the ring in two days. Sabbath, you tell me that I've got another things coming? That you're a one of a
kind wrestler. Are you hearing the crap coming out of my mouth? After hearing that crap I wanted to scale a tall
building and pretend I was superman. Better yet, just make sure you show up in two days and I'll do everyone a favor
and end your pathetic, miserable, little life. No one wants to hear you come out here and complain, (mocking him)
I'm only five foot seven, I wish I was a real wrestler. Shut UP! Sabath, I said it once, and I'm not only going to
say it one more time. Two days, you're going to step into that ring with me, and if you don't know it yet, you're
going to know what I mean when I say, you're going DOWNTOWN!
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