|
"Victories -
00
Defeats -
00
No Contests -
00 After a commercial break, the screen is filled with static. Suddenly pyros go off and thousands of screaming fans jump to there feet as WWE Heat commences. "JR" Jim Ross: Hi everybody and welcome, I'm joining you here tonight on Heat with my good buddy and lont time partner, Jerry the King Lawler and boy do we have an exciting matchup in line for you. But first lets recap. Last week on Heat we witnessed Sean O'Haire pick up a victory over the newcomer Matt Morgan, Rob Van damn score the victory over Mark Henry, the battle of the Billies, when the cruiser-weight Billy Kidman picked up a victory over the bad ass Billy Gunn to win the TV Title, and finally, in a mixed tag match Steven Richards and Victoria defeated the duo of Tommy Dreamer and Terri. Jerry "The King" Lawler: But folks the night was still young because it only got better from there. Because last wednesday immediately after Heat we witnessed WWE's very own Royal Rumble. And you know the puppies came out in the fatal four way event when we crowned WWE's very first Women's Intercontinental title. With Lita picking up the victory. We then saw Triple H defeat Sting in a cage match. "JR" Jim Ross: Oh it was a slobberknocker, but we also witnessed the 30 man over the top Royal Rumble and believe me it was a rumble like no other. We saw Kane and the Big show, two titans, eliminate 4 men each, and Batista eliminate 6 including the Big Show not to be foreshadowed by John Cena lasting a total of 47 minutes in the rumble. Jerry "The King" Lawler: All great things, but the fact remains, the Big Show won the Rumble and he gets to choose which title he will compete for at Wrestlemania. It was a rumble like no other but... King is cut off by Tajiri's music as he makes his way to the ring. He gets in the ring and waits for his opponenet. Billy Kidman's music plays as he walks down the ramp and gets into the ring. The bell commences as both superstars lock up. Billy Kidman wastes no time in getting off a snapmare follwed by a suplex. He climbs the rope and attempts a moonsault but Tajiri rolls out of the way. Tajiri connects with two legdrops before Billy Kidman staggers to his feet. As Kidman staggers to his feet, Tajiri attempts a series of kicks, the last of which is doged by Billy Kidman as he connects with a clothesline, leveling Tajiri. Billy Kidman irish whips Tajiri into the ropes and charges at him with a back elbow. Tajir falls to the ground and Billy Kidman takes the advantage by stomping on him. He then climbs the ropes apparently setting up for the shooting star press. But all of a sudden a familiar music is heard and fire is seen coming out of the stage. The match continues as neither contestant pays him any mind.
But suddenly Booker T runs down the ramp toward the ring and pushes Billy Kidman off the top turnbuckle and into the security railing on the outside area. Booker T then enters the ring and picks up Tajiri, he offers him a handshake then hits him with the Bookend. The crowd is screaming on their feet and chanting his name as Booker T drops to one knee, staring at his hand and shaking. He then completes the spineroonie. Booker then climbs the turnbuckle and taunts to the fans as WWE Heat goes to a commercial break.
***Commercial Break***
Stacker 2: The world's Strongest Fat Burner
Skittles: Taste the rainbow
Wrestlemania: Where it all begins... again! ***Commercial Break***
We return from the commercial break to see Vince McMahon sitting in his room thinking to himself quietly. He is suddenly disrupted by a knocking sound. He gets a smile on his face thinking its his personal assistant Sable, he says for yells that the door is open and closes his eyes awaiting her warm touch. Instead he is rudely awakened. "The Five Time" Booker T: Yo Vinnie Mac, its good to be back. And I think we both know why I'm here. So let's get straight to business. "Man of the Year" Vince McMahon: No Booker T, I don't know why you're hear but go ahead entertain me for the 2 minutes you have before security arrives to drag your ass away, tell me what you're doing here. "The Five Time" Booker T: I'm back because I couldn't stay home while all the action was going on. Booker T is back because the people weren't enjoying the show. It was missing something, me. The man the people pay to see. Even more importantly it was missing the most electrifying move in sports entertainment today. "Man of the Year" Vince McMahon: What are you talkin about the Rock just did the people's elbow last week on Raw. Everyone knows that the Rock is the most electrifying superstar in sports entertainment. "The Five Time" Booker T: Oh you didn't just say that. Tell me you did not just say that. People didn't waste their money on that. They came every night waiting for Booker T to come back and do the spineroonie. Booker T starts staring at his hand and it immediately starts shaking. "Man of the Year" Vince McMahon: No not here. I saw what you did out there. You interfered with Billy Kidman's match and if you were under contract I'd have you suspended indefinately. Better still, I look you in your beady little eyes and yell in your face, YOU'RE FIRED!! But you know what you weren't under contract, thereby you were trespassing on my territory. And I should have your ass arrested, but I'm not going to send you to jail, I have a better idea. You see they say God punishes us by answering our prayers so you know what, I'm going to give you a WWE contract, I want you to look it over and then sign your name on the dotted line and I trust that you will read it over very carefully with your lawyer because when you sign that paper, your career, your potential, your wrestling ability, and your life, belong to me. Vince hands Booker T a contract attached to a clipboard and a pen. Vince gets up and walks as if leaving Booker T in his room but Booker puts his hand on Vinces' "The Five Time" Booker T: Look Vince you don't scare me one bit. I'm going to sign the contract either way because wrestling is among many, one thing I can do. When I sign this contract, I won't belong to you. Booker T isn't a piece of meat, Booker T is and will always be the five time, five time, count 'em 1..2...3...4..5, five time wCw champion and a 2-time Intercontinental champion. Now you never let me finish what I was saying. I threw Billy Kidman off the top rope for a reason. I'm sendin a message to that sucka. You see he's the WWE Television champion, but he doesn't even deserve to be on TV. You know who does? Me, a former five time wCw champion, the one the people pay to see. Booker T signs the contract
"The Five Time" Booker T: So you could go tell Billy Kidman when the time is right I'm gonna take that title around that's around his waist. Now can you dig that? (Booker acts like he's walkin away and then runs back in Vince's face and yells) SUUUCKAAAA!!! The screen fades to black as WWE goes to a commercial break. |