WHY???

This site is pretty useless unless you want to know why I am doing what I am doing. You will not find on this site things like rabid monkeys, vitamins for penis shrinkage, childrens alchoholic beverages, etc. The only thing you will find on this site is the reason behind my actions and how to go about it all wrong. Sorry, how to go about it all right. That looks better. I will tell other things but, I can not reveal what for that would give away the purpose of this page. I will not explain why I am typing all the nonsense things or why they will appear throughout my site. It just happens, no explanation needed. The things you can expect to get out of this site are all listed under the "Things you can expect to get out of this site" subtitle below. The only section that you may want to avoid checking out is the section on me, thats right the section on me. It will be the strangest and most nonsensical page but all true. For a list of all the things you will not find on this site just refer to the page titled "Things you will not find on this site" It will explain why you will not find these things. It may be the largest, longest, biggest, etc. page on this site. I feel it only necessary to warn you that you are about to go were shrinks could only dream of going. You are going inside my head(Quite aptly named the site about me). Everybody if you read this and did not at least smirk a little then you have no sense of humor and should leave this site because this is how it is from this point on. Now for something completely different. Everything I wrote above now without the appropriate spacing. ThissiteisprettyuselessunlessyouwanttoknowwhyIamdoingwhatIamdoing.Youwillnotfindonthissitethingslikerabidmonkeys,vitaminsforpenisshrinkage,childrensalchoholicbeverages,etc.Theonlythingyouwillfindonthissiteisthereasonbehindmyactionsandhowtogoaboutitallwrong.Sorry,howtogoaboutitallright.Thatlooksbetter.Iwilltellotherthingsbut,Icannotrevealwhatforthatwouldgiveawaythepurposeofthispage.IwillnotexplainwhyIamtypingallthenonsensethingsorwhytheywillappearthroughoutmysite.Itjusthappens,noexplanationneeded.Thethingsyoucanexpecttogetoutofthissitearealllistedunderthe"Thingsyoucanexpecttogetoutofthissite"subtitlebelow.Theonlysectionthatyoumaywanttoavoidcheckingoutisthesectiononme,thatsrightthesectiononme.Itwillbethestrangestandmostnonsensicalpagebutalltrue.Foralistofallthethingsyouwillnotfindonthissitejustrefertothepagetitled"Thingsyouwillnotfindonthissite"Itwillexplainwhyyouwillnotfindthesethings.Itmaybethelargest,longest,biggest,etc.pageonthissite.Ifeelitonlynecessarytowarnyouthatyouareabouttogowereshrinkscouldonlydreamofgoing.Youaregoinginsidemyhead(Quiteaptlynamedthesiteaboutme).Everybodyifyoureadthis anddidnotatleastsmirkalittlethenyouhavenosenseofhumorandshouldleavethissitebecausethisishowitisfromthispointon.Nowforsomethingcompletelydifferent.EverythingIwroteabovenowwithouttheappropriatespacingorcaplettering.thissiteisprettyuselessunlessyouwanttoknowwhyiamdoingwhatiamdoing.youwillnotfindonthissitethingslikerabidmonkeys,vitaminsforpenisshrinkage,childrensalchoholicbeverages,etc.theonlythingyouwillfindonthissiteisthereasonbehindmyactionsandhowtogoaboutitallwrong.sorry,howtogoaboutitallright.thatlooksbetter.iwilltellotherthingsbuticannotrevealwhatforthatwouldgiveawaythepurposeofthispage.iwillnotexplainwhyiamtypingallthenonsensethingsorwhytheywillappearthroughoutmysite.itjusthappens,noexplanationneeded.thethingsyoucanexpecttogetoutofthissitearealllistedunderthe"thingsyoucanexpecttogetoutofthissite"subtitlebelow.theonlysectionthatyoumaywanttoavoidcheckingoutisthesectiononme,thatsrightthesectiononme.itwillbethestrangestandmostnonsensicalpagebutalltrue.foralistofallthethingsyouwillnotfindonthissitejustrefertothepagetitled"thingsyouwillnotfindonthissite"itwillexplainwhyyouwillnotfindthesethings.itmaybethelargest,longest,biggest,etc.pageonthissite.ifeelitonlynecessarytowarnyouthatyouareabouttogowereshrinkscouldonlydreamofgoing.youaregoinginsidemyhead(Quiteaptlynamedthesiteaboutme).everybodyifyoureadthisanddidnotatleastsmirkalittlethenyouhavenosenseofhumorandshouldleavethissitebecausethisishowitisfromthispointon.nowforsomethingcompletelydifferent.everythingiwroteabovenowwithouttheappropriatespacing,capletters,orpunctuation.thissiteisprettyuselessunlessyouwanttoknowwhyiamdoingwhatiamdoingyouwillnotfindonthissitethingslikerabidmonkeysvitaminsforpenisshrinkagechildrensalchoholicbeveragesetctheonlythingyouwillfindonthissiteisthereasonbehindmyactionsandhowtogoaboutitallwrongsorryhowtogoaboutitallrightthatlooksbetteriwilltellotherthingsbuticannotrevealwhatforthatwouldgiveawaythepurposeofthispageiwillnotexplainwhyiamtypingallthenonsensethingsorwhytheywillappearthroughoutmysiteitjusthappensnoexplanationneededthethingsyoucanexpecttogetoutofthissitearealllistedunderthethingsyoucanexpecttogetoutofthissitesubtitlebelowtheonlysectionthatyoumaywanttoavoidcheckingoutisthesectiononmethatsrightthesectiononmeitwillbethestrangestandmostnonsensicalpagebutalltrueforalistofallthethingsyouwillnotfindonthissitejustrefertothepagetitledthingsyouwillnotfindonthissiteitwillexplainwhyyouwillnotfindthesethingsit maybethelargestlongestbiggestetcpageonthissiteifeelitonlynecessarytowarnyouthatyouareabouttogowereshrinkscouldonlydreamofgoingyouaregoinginsidemyheadquiteaptlynamedthesiteaboutmeeverybodyifyoureadthisanddidnotatleastsmirkalittlethenyouhavenosenseofhumorandshouldleavethissitebecausethisishowitisfromthispointonnowforsomethingcompletelydifferenteverythingiwroteabovenowwithouttheappropriatespacingandeverythingelseaboveplusnovowelsthsstsprttslssnlsswnttknwwhmdngwhtmdngwllntfndnthsstthngslkrbdmnksvtmnsfrpnsshrnkgchldrnslchhlcbvrgstcthnlthngwllfndnthsststhrsnbhndmctnsndhwtgbttllwrngsrrhwtgbttllrghtthtlksbttrwlltllthrthngsbtcnntrvlwhtfrthtwldgvwthprpsfthspgwllntxplnwhmtpngllthnnsnsthngsrwhthwllpprthrghtmsttjsthppnsnxplntnnddththngscnxpcttgttfthsstrlllstdndrththngscnxpcttgttfthsstsbttlblwthnlsctnthtmwnttvdchckngtsthsctnnmthtsrghtthsctnnmtwllbthstrngstndmstnnsnsclpgbtlltrfrlstfllththngswllntfndnthsstjstrfrtthpgttldthngswllntfndnthssttwllxplnwhwllntfndthsthngstmbthlrgstlngstbggsttcpgnthsstfltnlncssrtwrthtrbttgwrshrnkscldnldrmfgngrgngnsdmhdqtptlnmdthsttmvrbdfrdthsndddnttlstsmrklttlthnhvnsnsfhmrndshldlvthsstbcsthsshwtsfrmthspntnnwfrsmthngcmpltldffrntvrthngwrtbvnwwthtthpprprtspcngndvrthnglsbvbtwthnlvwlsiieieyueeueyouaooyiaoiaiaoiyouioioiieieaioeyiaioeiiaeieaooieeaeeeoyiyouiioiieieeaoeiyaioaoooaouiaooyoooaouiaiaooeeiieoeiuiaoeeaaoaouieaayeuoeoiaeiioeaiyiaiaeoeeioeyiaeaououyieiuaeoeaaioeeeeiyouaeeoeouoiieaeaieueeiyouaeeoeouoiieuieeoeoyeioayouayaoaoieiouieeiooeaieeiooeiieeaeaooeiaaeuaueoaioaeiyouioioiieueeoeaeieiyouioioiieiieaiyyouioieeiayeeaeoeeaeoiieieeioyeeayoayouayouaeaouooeeiouoyeaooyouaeoiiieyeauieayaeeieaoueeeyoyiyoueaiaioaeaieaieeyouaeoeeouoaoueaeiieeaueiioiioioiooooeioeeyieeeeyiioeaoeoioyuuaio.,,,..,..,..,."".,.."".,,,...().... Little tidbits of useless information: In the writing above there are 1272 words, 2385 vowels, and 4240 consanents. If you read this and find any errors please email me and let me know so I can fix them at my earliest convenience. Also if you read all of this not to mention looked for any errors you have to much time on your hands. Go out and do something for Christ sake and get your lazy butt away from the computer.

Things you can expect to get out of this site

• A headache
• A stomachache
• Wet pants (if you have a weak bladder)
• Nose bleed
• Lepersy
• The Black Plague
• Discolouration of urine
• Your eyes are likely to pop out
• Bleeding from every orafice
• Frequent uncontrolable defecation

Things you will not find on this site
My Head
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