Mr. Mike's

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Ciao, Paisan!

Hello, and welcome to my forum. This is where I'm to speak my mind, so I will shout intently. My name is Mr. Mike and I hail from the great metropolis that is New York City. All other places kneel before us. I like many things, such as movies, TV, cars, history and military history, computers, and people. I'm a great lover of food, but I also love to get my hands dirty under the hood. I went to the University of Scranton, and graduated with a B.S. in biology. I now practice dentistry at a wonderful northeast dental school, and I have a beautiful girlfriend here too who will definitely outshine me soon and become an Orthodontist ...say "ahhh". Yes, definitely, Vita e Bella!! (Life is Beautiful!!)

My always beautiful girlfriend Meg

I am evil Homer

JP and I at graduation, and at a party in May

Ive had some interesting work experiences in my short life. I worked as a cookware specialist, a librarian, a school custodian, and lastly a dental assistant. I wanted to work on cars but losing a finger in an engine would not be condusive to my career. Alot of college life was spent in the Jazz band and Symphonic band. It was a great pastime. Check out their link below or Click Here.

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Some Homer-isms

-Where's Bart? His dinner's getting all cold and eaten.
-See you in Hell, candy boys!
-Couldn't you use a non-delicious fat? Ohhhhhhh....There is no such thing!
-So I'm not "in your face", huh? Well, you can cram it with walnuts, ugly!

Its good to be the king!

"Tis only a flesh wound...I've had worse!" - The black Knight (Monty Python!)

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"No beer and no tv make Homer something-something"

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