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MANTIS Orko


MANTIS Name: Orko

MANTIS Name Significance: Orko, armed with his remarkable ability to memorize insignificant facts, is currently in training to put his mental fitness in a more powerful and positive use. Once he can master his memorization abilities, he will be a dynamic force in our lobbying efforts.

Rank: Standard MANTIS

Years of Membership: 1/2

MANTIS Duties: Duties of Standard MANTISes are limited to performing office facilitations such as cleaning the office and bathrooms, answering the MANTIS red phone, replacing ink cartridges in MANTIS HP Laserjet 1100 printers, making fast food runs during overnight meeting sessions, and returning overdue DVDs to Blockbuster Video.

Occupation outside of MANTIS Responsibilities: Unemployed

Personal Quote: "My mom thinks I'm cool."

AIM Screename: MANTIS Orko/Vive el Comma

Email Address: thecomma@hotmail.com