I want a girl with a mind like a diamond,
I want a girl who knows what's best,
I want a girl with shoes that cut and eyes that burn like cigarettes,

I want a girl with the right allocation,
Who's fast and thorough and sharp as a tack,
She's playing with her jewelry,
She's putting up her hair,
She's touring the facility and picking up slack,
I want a girl with a short skirt and a long jacket.

I want a girl who gets up early
(gets up early!)
I want a girl who stays up late
(stays up late!)
I want a girl with uninterrputed prosperity
(uninterrupted!)
Who uses a machete to cut through red tape.

With finger nails that shine like justice
Add a voice that is dark like tinted glass
She is fast and thorough and sharp as a tack
She's touring the facility and picking up slack
I want a girl with a short skirt and a long jacket.

I want a girl with a smooth liquidation
(smooth liquidation!)
I want a girl with good dividends
(good divdidends!)
At Citibank we will meet accidently
(meet accidently!)
We'll start to talk when she borrows my pen.

She wants a car with the cupholder arm rest
She wants a car that will get her there
She's changing her name from Kitty to Karen
She's trading her MG for a White Chrysler LaBaron
I want a girl with a short skirt and a long jacket..