 | Old World Charm ~ No Bath |
| Tropical ~ Rainy |
| Majestic Setting ~ A Long Way From Town |
| Options Galore ~ Nothing Is Included In The Itinerary |
| Secluded Hideaway ~ Impossible To Find or Get To |
| Pre-Registered Rooms ~ Already Occupied |
| Explore on your Own ~ Pay for it yourself |
| No Extra Fees ~ No Extras |
| Nominal Fee ~ Outrageous Charge |
| Standard ~ Sub-Standard |
| Deluxe ~ Standard |
| Superior ~ One Free Shower Cap |
| Cozy ~ Small |
| All The Amenities ~ Two Free Shower Caps |
| Plush ~ Top and Bottom Sheets |
| Gentle Breezes ~ Occasional Gale-Force Winds |
| Light and Airy ~ No Air Conditioning |
| Concierge ~ Stand with Tourist Brochures |
| Continental Breakfast ~ Free Muffin |
