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Rhino won the match.....and yes, he did gore RVD through a table. Rhino IS NOT suspended, but RVD is. RVD is suspended for the next two events because he did not roleplay.
Paul Heyman is shown standing in the ring after the commercial break with a microphone in his hand.
Paul Heyman: Cactus Jack fans...Cactus did put on a great match last week, and I was impressed, but Cactus Jack did not show up for the show. This guy is a coward, and has let not only me, but all of the fans down. So the Main Event will be a Triple Threat Match to determine the World Champion. Oh........and one more thing Cactus YOUR ASS IS SUSPENDED FOR THE NEXT THREE EVENTS! Wait, oh wait...When you return if you cannot beat the whole fed in a battle royal, you will be FIRED!
Huka Blues by Harry Slash and the Slashtones hits up. Sabu walks out of the entrance with a look of concern on his face. Bill Alfonso is not with him. Sabu gets into the ring and is just standing their.
Joey Styles: I have just received word from the back that Taz attacked Bill Alfonso in the Locker room moments ago, and Alfonso was taken away in a stretcher!
Taz rolls into the ring behind Sabu with a steal chair in his hands. Taz hits Sabu over the head with the chair from behind. Sabu is down. Taz rolls outside the ring and pulls out a table. He slides it into the ring and sets it up in the corner. Taz picks up Sabu.
Joey Styles: DO IT TAZ! GET YOUR REVENGE!
Taz gives Sabu a t-bone suplex through the table!
Joey Styles: OH MY GOD!
Taz goes down for the easy three count pin on Sabu.
A gunshots blasts throughout the arena. The fans jump to there feet. New Jack runs out from the the entrance way with a trash can full of weapons and a staple gun around his neck. New Jack throws the weapons into the ring, and then throws the Trash can into the ring. Taz runs at New Jack for a clothesline. New Jack ducks, he picks up a broom stick and breaks it over Taz's head.
Joey Styles: OUCH!
New Jack pulls a sickle out of the trash can. He grabs Sabu and puts him on his knees in a praying position. New Jack starts running the sickle across Sabu's head. He busts Sabu wide open, lots of blood starts dripping down from Sabu's head.
Joey Styles: OH MY GOD! DO YOU SEE THE AMOUNTS OF BLOOD COMING DOWN FROM SABU'S HEAD?!!
New Jack takes a stop sign and lays it across Taz's testicles. He takes a vacuum and slams it on the stop sign.
Joey Styles: TAZ WON'T BE HAVING BABIES!
New Jack picks up Sabu's bloodied body and throws him out of the ring. He throws Sabu over the guard rail and into the crowd. They start walking through the crowd to the balcony. New Jack punches Sabu in the head and Sabu falls to the crowd. New Jack takes a table and sets it up below the balcony. New Jack lays Sabu on the table. New Jack climbs the balcony.
Joey Styles: New Jack looking for the balcony dive.
New Jack is about to jump when Cactus Jack appears behind him with a fork in his hand. He stabs New Jack in the back of the head with the fork. New Jack falls off the balcony.
Joey Styles: BUT WAIT, SABU MOVED...HOLY SHIT! NEW JACK FELL OFF THE BALCONY THROUGH THE TABLE. LOOK AT THE BLOOD POURING OUT THE BACK OF HIS HEAD FROM A..........A FRIGGIN FORK!
Joey Styles: CACTUS....LOOK BEHIND YOU!
RVD is behind Cactus with a chair. He throws the chair at Cactus. RVD JUMPS.
Joey Styles: VAN DAMINATOR.....VAN DAMINATOR!!!
Cactus falls down and is out cold. RVD continues his assault meanwhile Sabu has made it back to the ring, drenched in blood.
Joey Styles: Sabu looks like a lost soul with Alfonso, he hasn't executed one move yet.
Sabu rolls into the ring and starts to receive kicks from Taz. Taz picks up Sabu, but Sabu reverses and DDT's Taz.
Joey Stlyes: Looked like Taz was going for the Tazplex.
Sabu climbs to the top rope with the chair Taz hit him with early. He puts the chair behind his legs and jumps.
Joey Styles: SABU GOES FOR THE ARABIAN LEG DROP, BUT TAZ MOVED!
Sabu is in a great deal of pain after his legs slammed onto the chair.
Taz is searching through New Jacks trash can and finds barbed wire. He pulls it out and wraps it around Sabu's body. Taz picks up Sabu and...
Joey Styles: TAZPLEX.......TAZPLEX......TAZPLEX ONTO THE TRASH CAN!
Taz pins Sabu.
Joey Styles: TAZ DOES IT.........TAZ WINS THE MATCH!
The lights in the arena go off. When they come back on Bill Alfonso is shown standing in the ring. He jumps on Taz's back.
Joey Styles: I THOUGHT HE WENT TO THE HOSPITAL!
Taz flips Alfonso over his back. Picks Alfonso up and TAZPLEXED HIM ONTO SABU!
Joey Styles: Well that takes care of Sabu!
Paul Heyman comes out.
Paul Heyman: Congrats Taz...you're our FIRST WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, AND IT WAS ONE HELL OF A MATCH! Next week I have decided Cactus Jack will face RVD in a no hold barred match and the loser is suspended for six months!
RVD walks out behind Heyman with a mic.
RVD: whoa...whoa Paul E.
Joey Styles: WE'RE OUT OF TIME FOLKS...WE GOTTA GO, BUT WHAT DOES RVD HAVE TO SAY?