ECW on TNN Results
Huka Blues by Harry Slash and the Slashtones hits up. Bill Alfonso appears at the entrance ramp and points behind him. Sabu appears. Fonzie and Sabu walk down to the ring and roll in.
War Machine by KISS hit’s up. Smoke fills the entrance way. Taz walks down to the ring and rolls in. He is standing in the corner staring at Sabu.
Joel Gertner: In the corner to my left, from Bombay, India…..SABU accompanied by Bill Alfonso. In the corner to my right, from Redhook, Brooklyn, New York….The Human Suplex Machine……TAZ!
Crowd: WE WANT TABLES! WE WANT TABLES!
Sabu starts point to the ceiling, Bill Alfonso starts blowing his whistle. Taz runs across the ring and starts punching Sabu, Fonzie slides out of the ring. Taz and Sabu are exchanging rights. Sabu kicks Taz in the stomach, he runs off the ropes, jumps up…HURICANRANA! Taz is down. Sabu calls for the ladder. Bill Alfonso slides it in the ring. Sabu sets up the ladder. Taz comes up behind Sabu and starts punching his back. He grabs Sabu from behind…GERMAN SUPLEX!
Joey Styles; OH MY GOD! SABU LANDED RIGHT ON HIS NECK! IT COULD BE BROKEN AGAIN!
Taz rolls outside of the ring; Fonzie runs up behind him and starts blowing his whistle. Taz turns around and Fonzie runs away. Taz is looking for a table under the ring. While this is happening Fonzie throws a chair into the ring to Sabu. Sabu sets up the chair…He runs, jumps off the chair, off the top rope….Taz moves and Sabu goes face first into the guard rail!
Joey Styles: OUCH!
Sabu falls to the floor. He looks hurt. Taz sets up the table. Fonzie jumps on the ring apron and starts blowing his whistle at the ref distracting him. Taz picks up Sabu….TAZPLEX THROUGH THE TABLE!
Joey Styles: TAZ HAS THIS WON…BUT FONZIE HAS THE REF DISTRACTED!
Taz looks up, and he is furious. He starts running after Fonzie. He finally grabs Fonzie from behind. He has him by the shirt, he turns Fonzie around. TAZ GETS HIT OVER THE HEAD WITH A CHAIR FROM BEHIND…SABU IS STANDING OVER HIM NOW!
Joey Styles: Oh god, a chair to the back of the head!
Sabu is looking under the ring for a table; he gets one out and sets it up. He rolls into the ring and calls for a chair from Bill Alfonso, Fonzie throws Sabu a chair. Fonzie sets Taz up on the table. Sabu runs off the chair, onto the top rope. He jumps for a leg drop, but TAZ MOVES. Sabu goes through the table!
Joey Styles: OH MY GOD! It’s not over though; your opponent must put you through a table, but HURRY TAZ GET UP AND CLIMBTHE LADDER OR PUT HIM THROUGH A TABLE!
Taz slowly gets up and picks up Sabu, he rolls Sabu into the ring. Taz grabs the ladder and lays it against the middle rope. He picks up Sabu. Taz holds Sabu straight up in the air for a few seconds and then drops him onto the ladder!
Joey Styles: HE JUST BROKE SABU’S BACK!
Taz gets up, Fonzie is on the ring apron distracting the ref again. Taz grabs Alfonso by the neck and throws him over the ropes into the ring. He picks up Alfonso.
Joey Styles: TAZPLEX!!! TAZPLEX!!!! THAT SHOULD KEEP ALFONSO OUT OF THIS!
Taz isn’t done though; he starts to give Alfonso a Tazmission…
Joey Styles: TAZMISSION…..TAZMISSION!
While this is happening, Sabu is setting up the ladder in the middle of the ring and starts climbing it. Taz notices and releases Alfonso, he starts climbing the other side of the ladder. They both reach the top and start exchanging punches. They both fall off the ladder into the middle of the ring..
Sabu is slowly getting up. Alfonso throws Sabu another chair. Taz is getting up slowly and is standing in the corner. Sabu sets up the chair…runs, jumps off it and leg drops Taz while he is standing in the corner. Taz falls to the ring. Sabu starts climbing the top rope with the chair. He puts the chair under his legs, and jumps onto Taz.
Joey Styles: ARABIAN LEG DROP!!! ARABIAN LEG DROP!!!!
Sabu gets up, he is in obvious pain. He starts climbing the ladder. Fonzie slides a table into the ring. Taz is up! TAZ IS UP! Taz sets up the table. He climbs up the ladder behind Sabu. He grabs Sabu…TAZPLEX OFF THE LADDER!, BUT…NOT THROUGH THE TABLE….
Joey Styles: Bill Alfonso…THAT BASTARD PUSHED THE TABLE OVER…..DAMN IT!
Sabu is down and hurt. Taz starts climbing the ladder. Alfonso comes up behind him and hits him with a chair. Taz is not hurt. He climbs down the ladder and grabs Alfonso..he starts punching away! Meanwhile behind them, Sabu is setting up the table which Alfonso flipped over. Sabu grabs a chair and hits Taz over the head with it.
Joey Styles: GOD DAMN IT! THAT TOOK EVERYTHING OUT OF TAZ!
Sabu lays Taz on the table and lays a chair on him. Sabu starts climbing the ladder slowly…He reaches the top…HE JUMPS …LEG DROP TO TAZ THREW THE TABLE!!!
Joey Styles: IT’S OVER…SABU ADVANCES…HE CAN THANK BILL ALFONSO FOR THAT THOUGH!
Joel Gertner: The winner of this match, and advancing in the tournament…..SABUUUUUUUUU!!
Both men lay in the ring in lots of pain as medics attend them.
A few moments later, Sabu rises and Bill Alfonso rolls into the ring with a chair. He stands above Taz and says this:
Bill Alfonso: Let me show you how gooda tag team you both can be…let me show you what Sabu thinks of you guys being a tag team again!!!
Fonzie raises the chair over his head. He is about to hit Taz with it, but Sabu stops him.
Bill Alfonso: What the hell are you doing Sabu?
Sabu grabs the chair from Alfonso.
Joey Styles: Well….I guess Sabu has a different opinion on whether they should be a tag team once again.
Sabu is holding the chair. He raises it above his head and slams Taz with it. He starts pounding Taz with the chair.
Joey Styles: Maybe not, but we need some security out here to stop this…my mom will hate me for this, but we need some security out here to stop this SHIT!
Security runs out. Taz is bleeding from the cut he suffered earlier in the week. Taz is laying in the ring hurt badly. Sabu and Bill Alfonso leave.
Joey Styles: Well, THAT WAS HORRIBLE….I HOPE TAZ KICKS HIS ASS!
Joey Styles: Welcome back to ECW On TNN…and I just don’t know what to say about what happened before. What Sabu did was wrong, beating a man with a chair after a match while he is down. Let’s get to our next match!
Debonaire by Dope hits up, and Rhino appears at the top of the entrance way. He makes his way to the ring with a mean look on his face, and he is ignoring everyone around him. Rhino rolls into the ring.
Natural Born Killaz by Ice Cube hits up, and the fans go crazy. New Jack is at the top of the entrance way, sliding a garbage can behind him. New Jack makes his way to the ring, and starts taking some weapons out of the garbage can and throwing them into the ring. After he empties the can a little, he throws it into the ring. New Jack gets in the ring. He picks up a crutch.
Joel Gertner: In the corner to my left….
Rhino runs at New Jack looking for the spear. New Jack swings, and breaks the crutch right over Rhino’s head.
Joey Styles: OH MY GOD! That is a gore gone badly!
New Jack picks up a stop sign. He waits for Rhino to get up. Rhino gets up and New Jack slams the stop sign over his head. Rhino hits the canvas again.
Joey Styles: Rhino’s face is beginning to drip of blood!
New Jack has a super Nintendo in his hands. He throws it down onto Rhino’s body. New Jack is standing their, waiting for Rhino to get up. Rhino gets up. He’s dazed and confused. New Jack starts throwing rights and lefts until Rhino backs into the corner. New Jack goes down and picks up a broom. Rhino runs out of the corner…GORE GORE GORE!!
Joey Styles: As New Jack was picking up the broom stick Rhino hit the GORE!
Rhino goes for the pin….
Joey Styles: Kick out by New Jack
Rhino starts to climb the cage. New Jack is slowly rising to his feet. He picks up a vacuum, and starts to climb the cage after Rhino. Rhino is on the other side, making his way down the cage. New Jack is at the top of the cage and throws the vacuum at Rhino’s head. Rhino falls to the floor.
Joey Styles: OH MY GOD! DID HE?….YES! HE JUST HIT HIM OVER THE HEAD WITH A VACUUM!
New Jack starts making his way down the cage. He picks up Rhino and throws him over the guard rail into the crowd. The fans are going crazy. Rhino’s whole face is now covered in blood. New Jack and Rhino start exchanging punches in the crowd. They make their way towards a scaffold.
Joey Styles: THEY CAN’T……THEY WON’T…..DON’T CLIMB THAT SCAFFOLD!
New Jack looks under the scaffold and finds a table. He sets it up next to the scaffold. Rhino grabs a chair from a fan and nails New Jack over the head with it. Rhino lays New Jack on the table. Rhino starts climbing the scaffold.
Joey Styles: NO WAY! THAT SCAFFOLD IS 35 FEET HIGH!
Joey Styles: BUT WAIT!
New Jack is up, he starts climbing the opposite side of the scaffold. Rhino and New Jack are both climbing the scaffold. They both reach the top of the scaffold and they are exchanging punches on top of the scaffold. New Jack grabs Rhino…AND JUMPS! Rhino and New Jack are falling through the air…AND
Joey Styles:OH MY GOD!!!!!!! HOLY SHIT!
Rhino falls on top of New Jack through the table.
Joey Styles: Rhino just landed on New Jacks head!!!!!!!!!! THEY’RE BOTH DEAD
Both men lay their motionless as medics attend them.
Joey Styles: Welcome back and this has been a disturbing night. I have just learned that neither New Jack nor Rhino are in any physical condition to finish their cage match, so neither New Jack nor Rhino can advance in this tournament.
Joey Styles: We’ll we are back, and a lot has gone tonight. We still have two matches to go and I am afraid things will not get any better.
Born to Be Wild by Steppenwolf hits up. The crowd rises to their feet. Cactus Jack appears at the top of the entrance way. He slowly makes his way to the ring. He rolls in, and has made weird noises.
Walk (ECW) remix) hits up and the fans go crazy. After a few moments RVD appears.
Crowd: RE….SPECT…….WALK……WHATDA YA SAY?
RVD is slowing making his way to the ring. He is slapping every fans hands down to the ring. He then starts walking around the ring. RVD is promoting himself and slapping the fans hands. He eventually rolls into the ring.
Joel Gertner: In the corner to my left, from Texas, the king of the deathmatch……..CACTUS JACK! In the corner to my right, from Battlecreek Michigan….ROB VAN DAM!!
Cactus Jack wastes no time and kicks RVD in the stomach. Cactus Jack is making noises as fighting. Jack gives RVD few chops to the stomach.
Cactus Jack whips RVD off the ropes and clotheslines him down to the canvas.
Cactus Jack walks over to the ropes and raises his arm…
Cactus Jack: I’M HARDCORE!
Meanwhile, RVD gets to his feet. Cactus turns around and he is introduced to RVD’s boot. RVD continues to kick Cactus until he goes over the top rope and outside the ring to the floor. RVD climbs to the top rope waits for Cactus Jack and jumps!
Joey Styles: Cross body by RVD from the top to the outside!
Cactus hits the concrete floor hard. RVD gets a chair from a fan in the stands. Cactus gets up and RVD throws the chair at him.
Joey Styles: Looks like he’s going for the Van Daminator.
Cactus Jack ducks when the chair goes flying at him.
Joey Styles: Wow! Cactus showed like he had some brain cells left to think!
Cactus runs at RVD but RVD knees him in the stomach. Cactus is bent over at the stomach and RVD takes the chair and slams the chair over Cactuses back.
RVD raises his arms and the crowd goes along with him…R-V-D!!
Cactus gets up and runs at RVD again, accept this time he has a little luck and clotheslines RVD down to the concrete floor. RVD is slowly rising to his feet. Cactus kicks him in the stomach,grabs his two arms, but RVD pushes Cactus Jack against the guard rail.
Joey Styles: Cactus went for the double arm, but RVD countered with a good heads up play!
Cactus Jack is leaning against the guard rail. RVD throws him over and into the crowd. RVD is punching Cactus over and over. RVD sets up a chair and sits Cactus down. RVD climbs over the guard rail and rolls back into the ring. He climbs the turnbuckle until he reaches the top rope. RVD jumps and does a flip….into the crowd onto Cactus Jack.
Joey Styles: OH MY GOD!!
Crowd: EC-DUB EC-DUB EC-DUB!
Both men are down, and in pain. RVD is the first to his feet. Cactus is still trying to get himself up. With everything he can muster Cactus runs and clotheslines RVD back over the guard rail and onto the concrete. A fan hands Cactus a frying pan and Cactus hits RVD over the head with it while he is down. Cactus Jack crawls under the ring. While this is happening RVD gets up and is wondering where the hell Cactus went. Cactus Jack comes out the opposite side of the ring and has a shopping cart filled with weapons. He goes through the crowd with the shopping cart and climbs to the top of the balcony. RVD finally spots him and follows.
Joey Styles: Cactus is on top of that balcony. We’ve seen many people fight on top of it such as when Tommy Dreamer choke slammed Big Dick Dudley off it through three tables.
Cactus takes the Singapore Cane and mixes it in with the other weapons in his shopping cart. RVD climbs the balcony and starts to kick Cactus in the mid section. RVD grabs a barbed-wire board out of the shopping cart and places it down. RVD reaches for Cactus; BUT NO CACTUS REVERSES…DOUBLE ARM DDT ONTO THE BARBED-WIRE BOARD!
Joey Styles: OH MY F’N GOD! GRAB THE CANE CACTUS, GRAB THE CANE AND NAIL HIM WITH IT!
Cactus Jack grabs the Singapore cane from his shopping cart. He waits for RVD to get up. RVD is up, Cactus swings the cane. RVD ducks. Cactus turns around; RVD throws the barbed-wire board at Cactus. Cactus catches it..RVD jumps……VAN DAMINATOR……VAN DAMINATOR!!!
Joey Styles: OH MY GOD…WHAT A GREAT SEQUENCE OF MOVES, AND THAT BARBED WIRE IS STUCK IN CACTUS JACKS BODY…IT’S OVER….HE’LL NEVER GET UP!
Crowd: EC-DUB, EC-DUB, EC-DUB!
RVD poses to the crowd and finally picks up the cane Cactus tried to hit him with.
RVD: GET UP CACTUS YOU PUSSY!
Cactus Jack slowly rises to his feet after a few moments. He is dazed. RVD swings the cane….
Joey Styles: IT’S OVER!!
The cane hits the head of Cactus Jack VERY HARD! Cactus falls down quickly….the cane is not broken.
Joey Styles: OH MY GOD, IT’S NOT OVER. THE CANE NEVER BROKE! HOW DID IT NOT BREAK? HE SWUNG THAT CANE AS HARD AS A MAN COULD!
Cactus Jack is down and out. RVD studies the cane. He looks puzzled as to why it did not break. RVD then hits the shopping cart multiple times with the Singapore Cane. There is a very loud ringing sound after he hits it. RVD finally busts a piece of the Singapore Cane off. He looks…and…and
Joey Styles: There is a piece of metal going down the middle of the Singapore Cane. No wonder it can’t break…THAT’S NOT THE RIGHT CANE, THE CORRECT CANE IS STILL IN THE SHOPPING CART WHERE CACTUS PUT IT EARLY.
Cactus slowly rises to his feet and pulled the cane out of the shopping cart.
RVD’s back is to Cactus.
Joe Styles: LOOK OUT ROB!
Cactus swings the cane and bust’s it over RVD’s head. RVD falls of the balcony through tables below…
Joey Styles: OH MY GOD…HE’S DEAD….CACTUS JACK WINS AND ADVANCES…CACTUS JACK OUTSMARTED RVD, AND DON’T EVEN BOTHER TO ASK ME HOW THAT’S POSSIBLE!
Crowd: EC-DUB, EC-DUB EC-DUB
Hulka Blues by Harry Slash and the Slashtones hits up. Sabu is limping to the ring followed by Bill Alfonso. Sabu eventually gets to the ring and slides in. Bill Alfonso is blowing his whistle and looks very excited that his client, Sabu is one match away from winning the world title. Alfonso slowly and carefully gets in the ring to avoid from being cut by the barbed wire.
Born to be wild by Steppenwolf plays. Cactus Jack appears at the entrance way. He is making his way to the ring with assistance from medics. His body is taped up to cover the wounds he suffered from the barbed wire in his earlier match.
Joel Gertner: In the corner to my left….
Paul Heyman: WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!
Paul Heyman appears at the top of the entrance way. When I made this FUCKIN card I said it was a three way dance. This is not a singles match!
Cactus Jack grabs a mic.
Cactus Jack: You don’t have to worry Paul E….you really don’t. Sabu and I are very familiar with no roped barbed wire rings and we’ll fight our hearts out for this fuckin world title.
Paul Heyman: It’s not that! IT’S NOT THAT! When I make a promise to these fans, I am going to come through with it. Your opponent to finish this three way dance. The Human Suplex Machine……..TAZ!
War Machine by Kiss blares around the system. The fans rise to there feet. Taz comes into the ring behind Cactus and Sabu. He runs behind Sabu and grabs him.
Joey Styles: TAZPLEX…..TAZPLEX!!!!!!
Cactus runs at Taz, Taz ducks. Taz grabs Cactus Jack….TAZPLEX…….TAZPLEX.
Taz goes over and is about to pin Sabu. Bill Alfonso jumps onto the ring apron and starts blowing his whistle to try and distract the refs. Taz flips him over the barbed wire and into the ring. He picks up Alfonso…and…
Joey Styles: OH MY GOD!!!!!! HE JUST TAZPLEXED BILL ALFONSO ONTO THE BARBED-WIRE ROPES. THE BARBED WIRE ENGULFED FONZIE, HE IS ALL WRAPPED UP IN IT AND HE IS A BLOODY MESS..TAZ HAS GOTTEN REVENGE!
Taz goes over and pins the knocked out Sabu.]
A gun shot blasts throughout the arena. The fans go crazy!
Joey Styles: IT’S NEW JACK! IT’S NEW JACK! I THOUGHT HE WAS DEAD….IN THE FREAKIN HOSPITAL AFTER WHAT HAPPENED EARLIER!!!!!!
New Jack runs down to the ring with his garbage pail. He throws it into the ring. He takes out a broom stick and breaks it over Cactus Jack’s back. Cactus Jack falls into the Barbed Wire. Sabu is up, he runs at New Jack. New Jack knees him in the stomach. He pulls out a frying pan and nails Sabu over the head with it. Sabu goes flying into the Barbed Wire. New Jack then pulls out a guitar. He starts playing it. Taz is standing their staring at New Jack. New Jack stares back. New Jack walks over to Taz and starts staring into his eyes. He drops the guitar.
Joey Styles: New Jack and Taz are standing nose to nose……WE’VE GOTTA GO FOLKS! SEE YOU NEXT WEEK!