How 2 Talk Like a Flip

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• Pronounce P's like F's and F's like P's.
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• Say "comfort room" instead of "bathroom."
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• Say "open" or "close" the light.
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• Ask for a "pentel-pen" or a "ball-pen" instead of just a "pen."
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• Say "ha?" instead of "what?"
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• Say "hoy" to get someone's attention.
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• Turn around when someone says "psssst."
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• Say "he" when you mean "she" and vice versa.
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• Say "aray" instead of "ouch."
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• Say "air-con" instead of "air conditioner."
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• Say "brown out" instead of "black out."
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• Say "for take out" instead of "to go."
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• Ask for "Colgate" instead of "toothpaste."
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• Refer to the refrigerator as the "ref" or "pridyider."
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• Say kodakan instead of "take a picture."
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• order a "McDonald's" instead of a "hamburger" (pronounced ham-booh-jer).
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• Answer when someone yells "Hoy
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• Say "Cutex" instead of "nail polish."
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• Say "for a while" instead of "please hold" on the telephone.
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• Sneezes should sounds like "ahh-ching" instead of "ahh-choo."
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• Make acronyms for phrases such as "OA" for over-acting, "DOM" for dirty old man, and TNT for well you know.
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• Pronounce the following words: "hippopo-TA-mus," "com-FOR-table," "bro-CO-li," "and "Mongomerry Ward."
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• Say "Uy!" instead of "Oops."
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