ThAnGs ThAt BoYz ShOuLd ReCoGnIzE

This is not to offend ALL guys....this is just for them WANNABE PLAYAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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• Long hair is not the most important factor. Some short hairstyles are bangin', short d*cks ain't. Get your priorities straight, stumpy.
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• Definition of a gold-digger: Former innocent, loyal, sweet, heartbroken girl who has come to the conclusion that men just don't give a f*ck about women and have nothing to offer besides d*ck, and money. D*ck disappoints sometime, money never does.
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• Just cause your loyal girlfriend forgave you for cheating, it doesn't mean things will remain the same. Newsflash: Any cute male
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• Girls can f*ck you and keep it movin'too. Stop thinkin' that if you f*ck with us we're gonna catch feelings. Ain't nobody thinking about you nigga. Our boyfriend was just acting up that week.
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• The REAL freaks aren't the loud, obnoxious, promiscuous, titties hangin' out, tight everything on, excessive makeup wearing girls who emulate chics in a Jay-Z video. Nah, she's the QUIET one with the sweatsuit, sneaks, ponytail, makeup-less face, doin' her, just chillin'. That unsuspecting,
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• Just because a girl gives you her phone number that day, doesn't mean she expects to hear from you that night. Pretend like you have a life.
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• Shouting obscenities at a girl just because she DIDN'T RESPOND to your,
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• Just because you honk your horn at a girl and she turns to look at you, it doesn't mean that she's diggin'you. It's because she's in the street and you honked your horn. Basic reflex is to turn and look. Drive on genius.
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• If you want to mess around with the next chic, just tell your girl. She's not gonna drop dead from sadness. She might drop on her knees though...to thank God for giving her the opportunity to mess with that cute guy at school/work/the grocery store/next door/on the train/on the bus/on the UPS truck/ex she use to mess with/friend of yours that's tryin' to get with her on the low/ etc. etc. nigga.
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• 7-UpYou don't choose the girl you want to be with. By the time you even recognize her, she has already, loved you, kissed you, touched you, sucked you, f*cked you, played you, and thought of a way to drop you, for at other nigga whose eyein' her too.
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• Men swear that girls resort to m@sturb@tion ike they do. If a girl says she doesn't play with her shyt, it is conceivable. When we get h*rny, we call a nigga. As women, we have more sex appeal, more seductive tactics to trap guys, and therefore more options than guys. And, our options never have their period and are ALWAYS ready to f*ck. With so little resistance from you all, why play with our own shyt?
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• A girl's love and trust is like tissue. Once you've shyt on it, you will never get it back to it's original state.
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• Girls don't dress up and look attractive to impress guys. We do all that extra shit to make us happy. We could have a rag on our head, no teeth, and one leg, but if our @ss or titties are big, we could still bag one of you fools. Why dress up unnecessarily?
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• Oh yeah, those girls in the video? THEY DON'T WANT YOU. You better pay attention to the girl sittin'next to your droolin' @ss.
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• When her girl calls your house and leaves a message on your answering machine, blowin' up your spot when she knows you live with your girl, you're quick to call her a dumb b*tch. NO. Dumb b*tches hang up and pray that you eventually break up with your girl for some miraculous reason.
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• Just cause a girl introduces you to her parents, doesn't always mean she's serious about you. It's just that her parents keep sweatin' her because they want to see the face of the person giving booty calls waking up the entire house at 3am in the f*ckin' morning every night.
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• Do you really think we don't know when you'reon the phone with some chic? Nigga PUHLEEEEZEEE...
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