Once upon a time, on a planet far, far away, there was a young hero named Homestar Runner. He was the coolest person in the planets history, and all the ladies wanted to have SEX with him. “He’s ORGASMIC,” the ladies would say as they would touch PENIS AMBIDEXTRIOUSLY. And he would always reply, “SUPERCALIFRAGILISTICEXPEALIDOCIOUS, I’m as hard as a FENCE POST!” Once in a while his PASSION would become extremely SPLENDERIFOROUS, and he would begin screaming out TRIGONOMETRY equations. But his all time favorite thing to do was to take a HATCHET and chop up some wood. And whenever he would finish his work, he would come home, spray WHIPPED CREAM all over his favorite woman, and have extremely PASSIONATE, SPLENDERIFOROUS, ORGASMIC SEX. And he would say, “SUPERCALIFRAGILISTICEXPEALIDOCIOUS, I’m as hard as a FENCE POST!” and continue spitting out TRIGONOMETRY equations.