BIG JOHN'S CABBAGES
BIG JOHN'S CABBAGES AND CANDLES
Welcome to Big John's Cabbages and Candles where we sell some fine ass cabbages
and some fine ass fucking candles. We are located in Pittsburg, PA and our
business has been running since 1973
and we are still kickin. We sell some of the best damn cabbages around and we
ship worldwide so everyone can taste our fine cabbages.
Here at Big John's Cabbages and Candles we make
and hand craft the candles ourselves so that we can make sure your candles burn
like any other fucking candle would burn! Just look at some of the testimonials:
"These cabbages and candles that I
ordered are fucking incredible there should be more cabbages and candles like
this out there!"
Jean from NC
"When I first read about this cabbages
and candles website I thought it was all a big joke but now I am burnin candles
and eatin cabbages. Thanks!
Bill from PA
You can be just as happy as these folks if you come down to our shop and get
your ass some cabbages and candles. Or if your too much of a lazy fuck to come
to
our shop or you live in a different country you can order some cabbages and
candles today! If you live in a
different country please be advised that our cabbages are in high
demand so don't be surprised if your cabbages get stolen in the mail. There are
a lot of elderly fucks who just love cabbage and wouldn't mind jacking your
cabbage out of the mail to keep for themselves!
Here in Pittsburg PA, we have tons of events for the kids and the whole damn
mother fucking family. We have our yearly local Cabbage Festival for the
youngsters! Here is a photo from last years event:
^That is me (Billy) on the left and the man
himself (Big John) to the right fighting in our annual cabbage boxing match
where we fight to the death with cabbages. The loser gets burnt with one of our
candles which was me of course cause Big John always wins......that fucker. So
come one come all to this fabulous fucking cabbage and candle shop for all your
cabbage and candle needs!
For information on ordering or
events contact Bill Ramley at Johnlovescabbage@hotmail.com
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