Site hosted by Angelfire.com: Build your free website today!

My Home Page

My Favorite Things About Angelfire

My Favorite Web sites

Angelfire Home Pages
Free Web Building Help
Angelfire HTML Library
htmlGEAR - free polls, guestbooks, and more!

Notre Dame is stupid, so in honor of the unnecessary regulations of conduct, I've decided to write in my own comments.


Please read and have your escort read the following-he needs to know now about the formal dress and shoes required--and observe the following points that refer to you, also.

1. As you enter the hall please give your name to the girls at the check-in table where you will wait until you and your date are assigned a room.


2. T
hen precede to the receiving line where you will meet the president and first lady. Please introduce yourself and your date to those in the receiving line. For example, "Mrs.Smith, I am Gwen Jones and this is my date, Joe Hall. Joe, this is Mrs.Smith." Gentlemen must bow and the ladies must curtsy in a non-suggestive manner remembering to cover her midriff.

3.
Dresses must be modest--no cleavage, no midriffs, no dresses with very low backs or low fronts. Formal attire is required but does not mean that your date is required to wear a tuxedo. However, he must wear a suit or dress pants and jacket. No caps or hats of any kind are permitted. Top hats and canes must be checked at the coat check where they will be dehomophied. The photographer will begin taking pictures already at 7:00. So early arrivals can have that finished before dinner.

4.
Dress shoes are required. No tennis shoes. No flip-flops or thongs. No sentence fragments If your date does not own dress shoes, they may be rented at a tuxedo rental establishment.


5.
Shirts must be tucked in all evening.


6.
The gentlemen are to wear their jackets through dinner.

7. Expression of opinion on the part of either the escort or her date will result in immediate death.

8.
Dinner will be served at 8:00. Please review with yourself and your date proper table manners. Please respect Mrs. Steele by not playing with the table decorations.

9.
You are not permitted to go to your car or outside and return to the prom. The chaperones will not escort you to and from your car to get something you have forgotten. Therefore, bring everything when you enter (your camera, film, batteries, etc.) Violation of the imposed curfew will result in death.

10.
Girls, you may NOT sit on a boy's lap.


11.
No "dirty" dancing, this includes "jitterbugging", "twisting," and movement in general. No dancing with the girl standing so her back is on the guy's front. No spooning, necking, or exchanging glances. Colored students will dance on one side of the hall, while white Americans will dance on the other.

12.
All are to remain in the hall until midnight. Then you are to go directly to UT. We will proceed by way of several busses each with its own armed nun who has undergone a thirty-minute instructional video and is therefore permitted to shoot any student she sees fit.

13.
We are concerned for your safety. If you have bought a bid for the prom, we will be expecting you. We will call your parents if you do not arrive at the prom by 9:00.

14.
No Jews permitted.


__________________________________________________