Your full name:
Your email address: (e.g.: you@aol.com)
What is your favorite color? Red Orange Yellow Green Blue Purple You ass, my favorite color wasn't mentioned!
What language(s) do you speak? Check all that apply. English Spanish French German Pig Latin Sign Language Telepathy Gobbledegook
How many CD's do you own?
How many do you actually listen to?
What is your all-time favorite word?
Are there monkeys living in your closet? Yes, and I can't sleep at night because I'm afraid that they'll sneak out and nibble my toes Yes, and I put them there to keep me company I used to, but the disastrous state of my room scared them away Nah, the mountain goats under my bed are quite enough for me, thank you.
Can you buy me a cheese sandwich? No. Yes. I like pickles. Gerrardisnipufft. My aunt has blue hair. For Pete's sake, turn that monkey off! Wanna help me take over the world?
Which of these best applies to you? I like to run through the mall screaming at the top of my lungs, I spend my free time leaving boxes of dead snails in front of old people's doors, and when I talk to my food, it talks back. I like to sit in my bedroom, carefully plotting my takeover of the universe, and pondering who is worth keeping for a slave. I like to sit in front of my computer/TV/etc. until my eyes start to bleed, my skin is transparent from never seeing the sun anymore, and I could live off of potato chips and pop if my mom would just let me. I like to play "Twister" with my pet dog, I spend my free time counting the grains of dust on my dresser, and I frequently jump off of buildings while flapping my wings, because I know that one of these days I'll get lucky and fly away.
What are your thoughts on hommus?
Due to the overwhelming amount of people responding that they do not know what hommus is, I'll just ask you that question to save you a monkeyload of trouble. DO YOU KNOW WHAT HOMMUS IS? Yes, and I'm proud! Yes, unfortunately No, but hum a few bars and I can fake it.
And, last but not least, give me a suggestion for one more question I could possibly add to this fantabulous form.