Now, come on. You have got to admit that turtles are one sweet animal! #1: they carry their house/bed on their backs. How cool is that?? They can go wherever they please, and just curl up into their little shell and go to sleep at any given moment. Plus all they do is eat, sleep, swim, and sun bathe. Now tell me that you would not kill to have a life like that! I certainly would.
#2: They're just so darn good looking. Ever taken a good look at a turtle's back? They've got the whole funky shell-pattern thing going on. So not only is their shell practical, it's also stylish!
And finally, #3: Turtle is just sooo much fun to say! Say it. Say turtle. Now don't give me that look, I'm serious. I don't care if you're in the middle of a dead-quiet library, just humor me and at least whisper the word "turtle" under your breath. And if you're not in a library or any other quiet zone, do me an even bigger favor and scream "TURTlE!" loud and proud! When you're done, there's no way in heckness that you can tell me that "turtle" is not fun to say.
What's your favorite animal and why? Tell me, I'm dying to know. Please reassure me that the human race isn't a complete failure, and that people actually like animals other than cats and dogs! Go back to my main page and take that 'favorite animal' quiz. And then come back and read more rants! :)
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