First of all, four of the coolest people in the world: Melissa, Mike, Nick, and Katie
And then the rest of the cool people of the world:
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Ah well, I could never hope to list you all. Let's just say that if you're looking at this page, you belong in this untyped list.
Okay?
Okay.
That's all then. Good bye.
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You're still here.
Why are you still here?
I said that was it.
Why are you still here?
Go away.
I have nobody else to say hi to.
Please leave.
Do you think that just because you stay longer than you should, your name will magically appear on my Hey What's Up list?
Because you're wrong.
Very
very
very
wrong.
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I thought we made it clear that I was done.
Okay, fine, if I put your name on the list will you leave?
Too bad.
I'm not gonna!
No, you can't make me.
This is my page, I say hi to whomever I want to.
No arguing.
No, really, I'm the webmistress. I can say whatever I want.
You want me to prove it?
I shouldn't have to prove it.
It's common knowledge.
No, you can't make me.
See, that's the glory of this Webmistress Mystery.
Since I can say whatever I want, I can also not say whatever I don't want.
Make sense?
No, I didn't really expect it to.
Look, will you just go away?
There's no prize given to the one who can loiter on this page the longest.
Oh, please get lost.
Just leave, for goodness sake.