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hey everyone! I got really bored and since I'm a complete dork I just decided to make a big profile, so get ready to be amazed at my extensive knowledge(<----big words lol) of the world wide web!!!


I like pizza, I like bagels
I like hot dogs with mustard and beer
I'll eat eggplant
I could even eat a baby deer
Tra-la-la-la-la-la-la
Who's that baby deer on the lawn


Some of my Pals

everyone who's in here should feel very special...

Lauren- have fun in Florida!! I'm gonna miss you :(
Sam- sorry for not going to the dance with you and Shannon, I would've had the two hottest dates there! lol
Bean- long bros for life! maybe some day you'll come to your senses and realize the truth lol you know what I mean
Fat Nolan- that little incident with me trying to wiggle my ears...it never happened lol
Minis- we have to tie you together and watch you fight again, that was great lol
Jesse- wow, so much to say but not sure what to write so I'll just go with the obvious...you're a loser! lol
Danielle- you're the bestest sister in the world!!! thanks for the million dollar jeans, Michigan...AAAAAHHHHHH!!! lol
Ashley M- you're my bestest friend in the whole wide world!!! I hope your hand feels better, the moral of the story...don't take pizza out of the oven with your bare hands lol
Angie- welcome back in my profile lol, you're still the love of my life!!
Ashley L- I can't believe you moved, I miss you sooooo much :( you gotta come back and visit me some time
Kayla- have fun in NYC, don't spend all your dad's money lol
Ange- wow, I can't think of anything to say about you but at least you're in here lol
Jacquie- I'm glad we talk again, being around you makes me feel so much smarter lol


My Favorite Quotes

"Donuts, is there anything they cant do?" Homer Simpson
"The trouble with leaving your feet on the ground is you never get to take your pants off." Ringo Starr
"Did it hurt...when you fell from heaven?" Best pick-up line ever
"Mmmmmmm, unexplained bacon" Homer Simpson
"If you give the elderly pop rocks they could get all foamy and stroke out." Kelso from That 70s Show
"Like a fox!!!" Me and Senor Swan
"Second-hand smoke kills, shoot a smoker in self defense." Anonymous
"The answer to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a beer bottle...they're on TV." Homer Simpson


My Dumb Book

anyone who knows me knows that I say a lot of stupid stuff, heres some of the dumbest...

"What's the staircase next to the dumpster for?"
"Chickens can turn better cause they only got two legs"
"Dad looks like Jesus"
After proving the unbreakable comb wrong..."Yes! Now I have eyebrow combs!"
"Oh ya, I forgot my tongue can't be on both sides at once"
"What? I only got one hand"
"That's why its called El Nino, cause it goes right through you"
"Wait, isn't the Prime Minister like the opposite of the equator?"
"Wow, I'm so Japanese"
"Maybe its in the STOLEN CD'S FROM DAD box under your bed!!!"
"I can't remember what state it was, New York City I think"
"Awwwww, you got my drink wet!"

Smelly Michelley

Smelly Michelley smelled like a skunk
She lost all her friends because of her funk
No shower could help her
Or make her smell yummy
Whenever I'm near her I get sick in my tummy
Finally her family could take it no more
They sent her outside and locked up the door
Nobody has seen her since that sad day
But you always can smell her when the wind blows your way



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