The Quotes

Our stupidity, all in one convenient web page!

• Amanda: Would you fuck a teddy bear?
• Jen: Do fat bastards usually taste good?
• Des: It's DEFINATELY for my pleasure.
• Eric: I am not your bitch.
• Des: We're at a castle. I must scale the walls.
• Sam: The cows are lying down. It's going to rain.
• Des: I like putting towels on my head.
• Des: Am I not explaining pass the pigs?
• Des: I need to take an aerial picture of my chunkiness.
• Des: It gets chunkier on the way down.
• Sam: Um . . . guys . . . Eric is on Des's bed kissing a vibrating duck.
• Jen: Guys, I was walking and I had a random thought . . . If Gabriel and his wife are vegans, what does the cat eat?
• Amanda: I don't like naked children telling me what love is, it makes me feel dirty.
• Eric: I have no qualms about killing people.
• Amanda: Did anyone just run into the bathroom door?
• Des: I will save you sperm man!
• Eric: I wasn't trying to get you laid Wednesday night.
• Amanda: NOW I would fuck a teddy bear!
• Jen: Do fat bastards usually taste good?
• Amanda: I am not your trained seal!
• Sam: Now I'm ready for that drill.
• Des: It's Eric, if he wants to see your breasts he can see them.
• Des: I'm the head person.
• Amanda: When the gondola goes down the canal, you get little gondoliers.

Favorite outsider quotes

• George W. Bush: I'm not going to fire $2million missile at a $10 empty tent and hit a camel in the butt (quoted from The Gaurdian)
• Matt (Jen's Brit Boy): Do you require a shower?
• Gabriel Gould: Who really wants flaming cheese anyway?
• Sam's freaky history professor: Louis XIV has nothing to do with chocolate biscuts.