"TV Or Not TV" (10-1-55)
After Ralph and Ed chip in to buy a TV set, Norton and Captain Video & his Video Rangers become permanent fixtures in the Kramden household."Funny Money" (10-8-55)
Ralph finds a suitcase filled with money on his bus and becomes a big-time spender. But the money is counterfeit, and when the crooks come looking for Ralph, he's in big-time trouble!"The Golfer" (10-15-55)
After he brags to his boss that he's a championship golfer, Ralph now has just two days to learn the game...from Norton!"A Woman's Work Is Never Done" (10-22-55)
Alice is fed up with hearing Ralph complain about the housework not getting done. Her solution: Thelma, the maid."A Matter Of Life And Death" (10-29-55)
Ralph mistakenly believes that he's dying of a rare disease and sells the story to a magazine. Now it's up to Dr. Norton to convince them that Ralph has been miraculously cured!"The Sleepwalker" (11-5-55)
Ralph will do anything to put an end to Norton's sleepwalking...including moving in with him!"Better Living Through TV" (11-12-55)
Norton is the Chef of the Past, and Ralph is the Chef of the Future when they go on TV to sell The Handy Housewife Helper."Pal O' Mine" (11-19-55)
A ring that won't come off Ralph's finger comes between him and Norton. It takes a sewer explosion to bring Ralph to his senses...and to the hospital to give Norton a transfusion!"Brother Ralph" (11-26-55)
When Ralph gets laid off and Alice takes a job, she tells her new boss that she's single...and that Ralph is her brother!"Hello, Mom" (12-3-55)
A telegram arrives, and it's bad news for Ralph...mother-in-law is coming! Rather than stay under the same roof with "that woman," he has no choice but to move in with Norton."The Deciding Vote" (12-10-55)
When Ralph turns up one vote short of being elected Racoon Convention Manager, he's sure that Norton did him in...and he's determined to get revenge."Something Fishy" (12-17-55)
The annual Racoon Lodge fishing trip is coming up, and this time Ralph is spearheading the movement to keep the wives at home. But Alice wants to go...and she shall not be moved!"'Twas The Night Before Christmas" (12-24-55)
When Ralph discovers that the one-of-a-kind gift he bought Alice is really just a cheap novelty, he hocks his bowling ball to buy her a new gift."The Man From Space" (12-31-55)
In order to win the $50 prize for best costume at the Racoon Lodge party, Ralph uses the icebox door, knobs from the dresser, and a pot, and becomes The Man From Space!"A Matter Of Record" (1-7-56)
Ralph throws Alice's mother out of the house...and Alice follows! Desperate to get her back, Ralph makes a record apologizing to her, and reluctantly, her mother. [To read the script for this episode, click here.]"Oh My Aching Back" (1-14-56)
After he hurts his back bowling on the night before the bus company physical, Ralph must invent an excuse to spend the night upstairs with Norton...and a heating pad."The Babysitter" (1-21-56)
Ralph is furious when Alice takes a job as a babysitter. And when he hears Alice talked about in the barber shop, he's sure that she is two-timing him!"The $99,000 Answer" (1-28-56)
The category is popular songs, and Ralph won't quit till he wins $99,000!"Ralph Kramden, Inc." (2-4-56)
Ralph needs $20, so he sells stock in Ralph Kramden, Inc. to Norton. A week later, Ralph is in line to inherit a fortune...and Norton wants his share!"Young At Heart" (2-11-56)
Alice wants to do the things that young people do, so Ralph learns to dance the Hucklebuck! He learns to roller skate! He learns he should have stayed home!"A Dog's Life" (2-18-56)
Ralph tries to get Mr. Marshall, his boss, to invest in his latest million dollar idea--Kram-Mar's Delicious Mystery Appetizer! Then the mystery is solved...it's dog food!"Here Comes The Bride" (2-25-56)
Ralph's lodge brother is marrying Alice's sister, Agnes. But Ralph's advice to the groom causes the marriage to self destruct...and Agnes moves in with the Kramdens!"Mama Loves Mambo" (3-3-56)
Ralph turns over a new leaf when a handsome Latin dancer convinces him that he's been taking Alice for granted."Please Leave The Premises" (3-10-56)
Ralph's new cure for aggravation is put to the test after he refuses to pay the latest rent increase. Barricaded inside the apartment without heat or water, the Kramdens tough it out!"Pardon My Glove" (3-17-56)
When Ralph comes home to find a man's white glove hidden in the drawer, he's beside himself with jealousy...not to mention outside the window with Norton, waiting to surprise the suspected gigolo."Young Man With A Horn" (3-24-56)
It's a "new Ralph Kramden," determined to hit that high note and be a success. He starts by making a list of his weak points."Head Of The House" (3-31-56)
After Ralph brags to the newspaper's Questioning Photographer that he's the boss of his household, Alice refuses to cook!"The Worry Wart" (4-7-56)
A letter from the IRS arrives and Ralph worries while Norton eats. Later, Norton really gives Ralph something to worry about when he refigures Ralph's taxes!"Trapped" (4-14-56)
After witnessing a bank robbery and getting shot at, Ralph's a nervous wreck...and for good reason. The killers have followed him back to his apartment!"The Loudspeaker" (4-21-56)
Ralph overcomes a case of hiccups and prepares a stirring speech when he thinks he's about to be named Racoon of the Year. But the Grand High Exalted Mystic Ruler has other ideas."On Stage" (4-28-56)
Ralph sees his role in the Racoon Lodge's Ladies Auxiliary play as his ticket to stardom...until he finds out that Norton's in the play too!"Opportunity Knocks, But" (5-5-56)
The owner of the bus company invites Ralph and Norton to his home for a game of pool. Impressed by Norton's ideas, Mr. Marshall offers him a job...as Ralph's supervisor!"Unconventional Behavior" (5-12-56)
Ralph and Ed are on a train bound for the annual Racoon convention where they'll be a regular riot...assuming they can ever get Norton's handcuffs off."The Safety Award" (5-19-56)
Nervous about receiving a safety award from the commissioner for being the safest bus driver in the city, Ralph gets into an accident...with the judge that is giving him the award!"Mind Your Own Business" (5-26-56)
Ralph's advice gets Norton fired from his job in the sewer. Now Norton appears to be doing so well as a steam iron salesman that Ralph wants in!"Alice And The Blonde" (6-2-56)
When Ralph and Norton go nuts over Bert Wedemeyer's blonde bombshell wife, Alice goes nuts, period. The next day Ralph comes home to find a bombshell of his own!"The Bensonhurst Bomber" (9-8-56)
Ralph picks a fight with Harvey, who turns out to be a big, tough brute. Ralph's only hope: scare Harvey into backing out!"Dial J For Janitor" (9-15-56)
When the old janitor quits, Ralph sees it as an opportunity to earn a second income. He becomes the new janitor at 328 Chauncey Street...and the complaints start pouring in!"A Man's Pride" (9-22-56)
Ralph's pride is as big as his belt size when he gets roped into an expensive dinner with an old friend who thinks he's doing well.
