Anal Boot: When you take a pitcher of beer, everyone spits in it, someone stirs it with their cock and then the mixture is poured through the crack of a man ass into the waiting mouth of the loser of a bet or Drinking game.
Arabian Goggles: A"seldom-seen" maneuver when you put your testicles over her eye sockets while getting head. (Picture it: ass on forehead) It may be anatomically impossible, but what the fuck else is new.
Australian Death Grip: The act of grabbing a woman by the haunches/crotch and staring deeply into her eyes until you're slapped or kissed. A recommended tactic for very crowded bars. Another great opportunity for wagering among friends.
The Bait N' Tackle: The sailors used this one in the old Navy days. Before you go off for a long, lonely voyage, get yourself a tall jar and fill it completely with earthworms. When you get lonely, open the jar and fuck away. The earthworms will provide some slithery stimulation, and your protein load will keep them nicely fed. Back Later Gone fishing!
Ball Sacking: Takes some luck of the gene pool, but if you're able to do it, always great fun. Streching of the scrotum over the face of someone sleeping or passed out, having a picture taken and posting it on the internet
Bear Claw: A synonym for extremely large pussy lips. AKA Mud Flaps
Beef Curtain: The shanked out remains of the labia after being stretched like Play-doh for an hour or so of jimmy-jam (aka Beef Drapes, Meat Tarp, Piss Flappers, Quim Nuts, Vertical Bacon Sandwich).
Beer Dick: This is what most guys get after a good night of drinking. They tend to fuck anything with a pussy.
Blocking the Box: When you and your pal are double-teaming a chick - he's got her from behind, you've got her mouth. Selfishly, he drops his load in her, thus preventing you from using that input later (aka Access Denied Error, Road Closed Due to Bad Conditions).
Blumpkin: This is when your partner overwhelmed by your delicious fragances gives you head when your takin a shit.
The Bronco: Back to reality with this classic. You start by going doggy style and then just when she is really enjoying it, you grab her tits and or a large lock of hair as tight as possible and yell another girl's name or state "Ya know your by far the ugliest girl I ever fucked". This gives you the feeling of riding a bronco as she tries to buck you off.
Brown Bagging It :Sometimes you meet someone with a body like there's no tomorrow but a face like a mangy dog. Don't let that body go to waste and let their hideousness stop you from fucking them . Just draw the smiley face on a brown paper bag, place it over their head, and fuck away while keeping your composure and piece of mind.
Brown Necktie: You're about half-way through ass-wrecking a chick, and instead of filling up her keister with your demonseed, you pull out and proceed to tittie fuck her, leaving a brown streak between the funbags.
Brunski: When a man puts his face between a woman's breasts and quickly moves his head back and forth while saying "Brunski" in a very drawn out and exaggerated manner. (There are many other variant names.)
The Bubbling Steve: This is done while your on your sick bed. You are fucking doggy style or any position and you throw up on the person and watch the stomach acids bubble on their body. by Abbygrl
Bugly: Describes a person who is butt ugly.
Bulldozer: Variation of the Snowplow in which you move furniture etc, with their head.
The Bullwinkle: The sign given to a friend in hiding while doggie stylin' some chick. It is performed by placing both hands over the head, with palms facing out and waving wildly. Can be supplemented by shouting "Hey Rocky." (Make sure to use appropriate Bullwinkle voice tone.)
Butter Face: When you see a chick with an awesome body, "but her face", is nasty.
Camel Toe. A puffy vagina, ESP.When a girl is both well used and wearing pants that are way too tight. Can also be symbolized by making a fist and then bending out the index and middle finger at the palm and spreading them ( to look like the aforementioned appendage.)
The Canine Special: Liberally apply peanut butter to your dick and call over the family dog. Lick Ubu lick. Good Dog. Arf!
Cankles: When a woman is sooo fat that her ankles and calves have become one. A sad day in the female form. Usually a way to help streamline the beergoggling males' decision making process
The Carpet Cleaner: While banging a girl doggy style, tie her arms behind her back, lift up her hips, and run around the room pushing her face first across the carpet. Not recommended with large women.
The Churro: After Pummeling a Girl in the browneye, you pull out and rub your cock in cinnamon Sugar, then give her a tasty treat. BTW Carbs are 0.
Chicken Cutlet: Having sex on the beach and then when you are about to come, take your dick out and then dip and roll it in the sand, then shove it back in and proceed to fuck her.
Chicken Parmagiana: a version of the chicken cutlet when a girl is on the rag
The Chili Dog: 1) When you pick up a chick at a bar and she ends up being so drunk that she pukes all over your unit while blowing you. Hence she chili dogged you. 2) What your unit looks like after she does the afformentioned.
Choda: (pronounced choe duh) The area between a man's asshole and scrotum. Some consider it a "male taint" as well.
Chocolate Cha-Cha: Anal Sex. Used in a sentence: "John and George danced the chocolate cha-cha all night." (aka Driving the Hershey Highway, Riding the Dirt Trail, Utilizing the Third Input, Poking the Brown Eye )
Crusty Pizza: Happily discovering various toppings while eating a slut
Chocolate Pizza: finding hemmoroids while eating a shitty brown eye.
The Cleveland Steamer: Mentioned below in The Fountain of You. After dumping your load on and around her chest--you position your ass just above your own pool of soup and sit in it, full weight, possibly causing her to gasp for breath. You then pretend to be pulling the whistle cord on a genuine Cleveland steam ship. As you make the loud noise you slide in your spunk from her chest to her bush smearing a spunk trail on her body in your wake. This can be done with the male facing either direction. The more authentic the steam whistle sound, the better.
Coatus Interruptus: Every Ö and I mean EVERY chickie wants a full-length Ukrainian full-skin white sable coat Ö right ?? It might be worth the $30,000 to get one for your FAV squeeze. THEN Ö whenever she appears reluctant for an assfuck or a cum-swallow-job or a facial splooge or a hot 3zzee with your ugly buddy, just haul out the coat, hold it up, and mumble something like Ö. 'wonder how your friend Marilyn would look in this ?'.
Cock-Stuffing: Apparently somewhat on the fringe in gay circles, but involves using thin, cylindrical items (thermometers, wire, rubber worms, etc.), and inserting them into the dick hole. Over many months, continue to gradually reem out the hole-at-the-head with larger items, thus ultimately allowing your "buddy" to obtain the goal of fucking your uretha. Wow!
Cold Lunch: (1) The act of vomiting directly onto someone's head while they are giving head. (2) Vomiting directly in someone's mouth
Compton Gangbang: You meet a young lady at the bar. She tells you she has a boyfriend, but she ends up going home with you anyway for a one-night stand. When you take her to your place, tell your friends to wait outside your bedroom door. Just when she's about to get off, your friends barge in the room and plainly beat the shit out of her. That should teach her not to fuck around. (Ladies, feel free to perform a Compton Gangbang on guys too. I know you've got some fat girlfriends to help you out.)
The Concoction: First, ejaculate all over the floor. Next, have your psycho bitch girlfriend menstruate on your semen. Stir it with your finger until you get a nice thick pink mixture. Proceed to paint yourselves up silly, just as if you were in kindergarden again.
Cop's Delight: The act of taking a girl in the ass, pulling out, and spooing all over her "pastry buns", thus transforming her rump into the allusion of an oversized, quivering glazed donut.
The Corkscrew: Cross your fingers, middle over index. Twist your wrist back and forth and go to work on your desired orifice. With practice, you'll have the effectiveness of a dill press and within weeks you'll be able to bore through wood.
Corn: Originating from the fine campus of Cornell University, comes this unique, rarely used term. Saying that a girl is "Corn" means, she is so fucking hot, so beautiful, so utterly drop-dead gorgeous, that you would happliy eat the corn out of her shit. Can be used as a great pick-up line or friendly compliment, for instance; "Baby, you're more Corn than Green Giant", or "Damn bitch, you are Corn!"
Consolation Prize: When you take a girl home from the bar, thinking you're going to get laid, and from all of the drinks you've been feeding her all night long, she passes out on the bed right before you get your pants off. To get revenge, you jerk off and spray your load all over her back. Even though you lost and didn't get laid, the satisfaction you got is almost as good, hence the term consolation prize.
Couch Bombing: When you fill a small ziploc sandwich bag with Crisco (or your favorite lubrication) and place it between the cushions on the couch. You then proceed to fuck the couch as if it were a woman...but no need to buy it dinner first
Coyote: This occurs when you wake up in the room of someone nasty and you know you've got to give them the slip. However, you realize that your arm is wrapped around them. Therefore you must gnaw off your own arm to get out of the situation. Can be very painful.
Cum Dumpster: (1) Refers to a girl who has been around the block quite a few times, hence she is full of cum. (2)A quadriplegic whore.
Cum Guzzling Sperm Burping Bitch: The once in a lifetime act when blowing a hot steamy load down the back of the girl's throat, proceed to give her a large cold bottle of your most favorite carbonated drink and make her guzzle it down. Then, shake her head vigorously back and forth to create the Cum Guzzling, Sperm Burping effect. A great way to impress your friends.
Daisy Chain: Sex involving more than two people where a complete circle is made with those involved. I.E. all giving each other oral. Or in the case of an all male squad, anal. Also a variation exist with alternating oral and penetration. Usually found at swinger functions.
Davey Crocket: A sexual maneuver in which you slip muscle relaxants into your gal's snizzpod, then slide your head in, thus wearing your partner's now-relaxed snatch-fur as a coonskin cap. Can come in handy on those cold winter nights
Dew-Wop: Putting a nylon stocking over a women's head with a cut out for the mouth. Just before dumping your load you pull out and soot all over the stockinged face. Named after the bandanias that black wore in the 50-60 this move is best performed while sing platters songs.
DDF/Distance Distortion Factor: refers to someone who may seem attractive from far away but is ugly upon closer inspection - "good from far, far from good". Used in a sentence: "Woah, she's hot... wait a sec... ugggh major DDF!"
A Dirty Hairy: When you take a shit in someones hair, then you smash it around with your dick then shove it up their ass.
The Dirty Sanchez: A time honored event in which while laying the bone doggie style, you insert your finger into said woman's asshole, pull it out, and wipe it across her upper lip leaving a thin, shit moustache. This makes her look like someone whose name could be Dirty Sanchez. A very popular European variation of this maneuver called "The Hitler" involves a simple shit smudge under her nose, replicating the look of Hitler's mustache.
The Dirty Dion: A variation of the Dirty Sanchez, the only difference is that you insert both index fingers simultaneosly from behind and wipe it under each eye....like a football player.
Dirty Swirly: While boning a chick doggie style near a toilet (preferably one filled with a healthy load of shit, or some hot piss, or both), stick her head in the toilet and flush...she'll dig it or, sticky your own head in to make an unforgetable impression.
Double Head Rush: this one is for the sick fucks (like me) that love to take things to the extreme. get a rope and make a nosse the size of your neck. tie it on something upon the ceiling or a tree where you can hang. get a stool and stand on it. while the noose is wrapped around your throat, get a female to suck you off. if a female isnt present a vaccum will do. which ever is sucking your dick, just smile. right before you cum jump off the stoll and feel the biggest explosion of your life.
Dog in a Bathtub: This is a proper name for when you attempt to insert your nuts into a girl's ass. It is so named because it can be just as hard as keeping a dog in the tub while giving it a bath.
Donkey Punch: Banging a girl doggy style and then moments before you cum, sticking your dick in her ass, and then punching her in the back of the head. This should give you a tremendous sensation, but for it to work correctly, the girl must be knocked out so that her asshole tightens up.
Duct Tape Trick:Wrapping a hamster in duct tape so you can safely fuck it without the danger of a messy split.
Dutch Oven: Entrapping an unsuspecting sleeping partner in a world of ass odor by farting under the covers and pulling them over her head (and yours as well if you're into that sort of thing).
Dutch Treat: The unexpected result of a Dutch Oven gone terribly awry. Can be very messy.
DVDA: (double vag, double anal)-The act of getting two dicks in the vag and two in the ass at the same time.
The Electric Chair: Your psychobitch girlfriend decides she wants to try something kinky, so she props your stupid naive ass up in a chair, strips you down, and ties you up. After arousing you, she then takes a car battery and clamps two jumper cables to each nut sack. This causes you to have all sorts of synapses, spasms, and convulsions. She then mounts your frankenstein and proceeds to get electrofucked. Warning! May cause erectile disfunction after performed.
Felching: It occurs after you have been sticking your babe in the can, you bust your nut in there, back up and then pucker your lips up to her rim and suck out your ranch dressing. (This is also the first step of a very advanced maneuver called the Halmstad Hook).(2) A gay activity which I do not condon at all. It happens when one fag fucks another fag in the ass and then sucks the jizz out with a straw. Only included for those of you who are considering going to jail.
Fingercuffs:When two guys are fucking a woman, one ine mouth and the other in her pussy.incontext We had her like a pair of fingercuffs (AKA Chinese Finger cuffs)
The Fish Eye - From behind, you shove your finger or dick or anything else handy in her ass, thereupon she turns around in a one- eyed winking motion to see what the hell you are doing. At that point, you have received a "Fish Eye."
The Fire Island: This consists of telling someone you're going to spunk on their face while they are asleep, only half-jokingly, and then when they don't believe you, doing it just to prove that you're that demented.
Fishhook - A variation of "The Shocker" (an uninvited digit placed in the girl's anus ) in which, with the finger still up there, you "hook" back in the direction the pussy. No real purpose here other than to think to yourself while doing it, "ahhh yes the Fishhook......". Another variation called the "New Jersey Meathook" involves sticking your uninvited digit in the girl's anus while fucking her from behind. You finger is then turned upward toward her back and you pull her entire body toward you over and over while she is sliding on your cock.
Flaming Amazon: This one's for all you pyromaniacs out there. When your screwing some chick, right when your about to cum, you pull out and quickly grab the nearest lighter and set her pubes on fire, then...extinguish the flames with your jizz!
Flaming Dragon: Immediately after you blow your load in a girl's mouth, smack the back of her head and make it come out her nose. When she gets up she'll look like a Flaming Dragon. AKA. Angry Dragon
Flooding The Cave: Inserting the penis into a woman's pussy and then urinating inside her. Applies to butt pirates as well.
The Flying Camel: As she is lying on her back and you are hammering her from your knees. You very carefully move forward and prop yourself (without using your arms) on your dick while it is still inserted in her vagina. You then proceed to flap your arms and let out a long shrieking howl much like a flying camel. Strictly a class move.
The Flying Dutchman: This didn't used to be a specific deviant sexual act, it was just a phrase that sounded dirty and would be shouted out during intercourse on occasion simply for the novelty factor. However, its popularity increased and it has now developed into a specific act, namely that of, just as you are about to blow a load, in any sort of sexual situation (even masturbation for those true pioneers who are constantly on the cutting edge of the sexual revolution) you begin to shout, "Here comes the Flying Dutchman!" This should confuse your sexual partner (or whoever is in hearing range) completely, sometimes causing interesting side effects.
Football: The gap between a womens legs up close to her box that you can see from front to back as she stands.(sometimes an inch or better) As in: "I could kick a football through those uprights." Usually with a group of guys, one guy says it out loud, everyone else tries to locate it, girls are clueless to it.
The Fountain of You: While sitting on her face and having her eat your ass, jerk off like a madman. Build up as much pressure as possible before releasing. Then spew like a venerable geyser all over her face, neck and tits. (Better in her bed). This is also a variation of the first stage of a Cleveland Steamer.
Fruit Rollup: Pull a tampon out of a girls pussy and squeeze the blood over your face. Let it dry on your face peel it off and eat it like a fruit rollup.
Fumilingus: When a man (or woman) performs cunnilingus on a woman and she farts directly in his face.
Fur Ball: You're chomping away at some mighty trollop who has a mane between her legs the size of Lionel Richie's afro, you don't mind though, that is until a mammoth fur ball gets lodged in your throat and causes you to beat the piss out of her.
Frosty Pond: When you cum into a girls belly button.
Game of Smiles: This games involves men sitting around a circular table and a woman giving random blowjobs underneath the table. Anyone who "smiles" has to buy a round of beer for the rest.
Gas Chamber: Before getting in bed tuck all the sheets tight around the bed,then when she goes down on you let a fart out and hold the sheets down creating a gas chamber,best works after eating really greasey food.
Gobstopper: With two hands, spread your tramp's anus open, then spit a big-ass loogie down the arsehole then close it back up. You can give her a smack on the ass when you're done, if you want.
Golden Shower: Any form of dropping piss all over your partner. Great for those who like watersports.
Greek: The act of using your "glue stick" (if you know what I'm saying) and gluing your gal's eyes closed with your man seed. e.g. "Hey guys, check it out, I just greeked her!" or "Sorry honey, but you asked for the greek salad
Golden Triangle: The term for a three person oral daisy chain. Other variations are. Square Meal (four person) or lecturing at the pentagon (Five person).
Going to the Bullpen: The act of fingering the anus prior to having anal sex. It kind of "paves the way".
Goobin: One of the many wives had by an old-style Mormon who is not the main wife. The setup usually involves having your one "main" wife and the rest of your other wives who are strictly used for procreation. Hence "Goobin" - a bin for his goo. Used in a sentence: "Mary's one of John's goobins".
The Halmstad Hook: As mentioned above in Felching. This is a unique sequence of events named after a town in Sweden, where this apparently happens quite frequently. After dumping your spunk in her rear, the sauce is sucked out of the anus by the male. Once the sauce has transferred from her bowls to your mouth--the product that has been created is now known as "Swedish Cheese." The move is completed when the "Swedish Cheese" is transferred to the ladies mouth via a deep tongue kiss. You can cap this off with a swift stinging slap of her ass to show her how much you care and appreciate all her hard work.
Ham And Cheese Sandwich: Eating a woman's box after you ejaculate all over it. A delightful, tasty combination of her yummy meat curtains with your added cheesy topping is sure to appeal to anyone's appetite.
The Hairy Buchnoff: After fucking a hairy girl pull out your dick and bust your load in her pubes. Then take body shots using vodka and lap it through her hair licking the cum up with it.
Hershey Highway: When pluggin your girl in the ass, you run into some hot diarrhea. Don't hurt her feelings by getting grossed out though, just pretend it's extra lube.
Hawaii Five-Oh: You handcuff a girl to the bed with four of your friends waiting outside the room. Once she is secured, you bring in your friends, and all five of you jerk off on her face.
High Dive: The skill of pulling your johnson all the way out of your partner's hole, and in one motion jamming it home again. Best suited for use in the corn hole, but can be very dangerous.
The Hindenburg: When some slut who is so bad at oral sex, you're forced to cry "Oh! The humanity!" as her teeth scrape your mantool.
Hogging: While intoxicated, high, or just plain deperate, you go searching for the fattest bitch you can find and proceed to ride her like a Harley. Best accomplished with large groups friends.
Hole In One: The act of sticking your dick in your own ass. Just try not to get a huge boner once it's in, or you'll get a nice snapparoo.
Hot Carl - A simple maneuver where you withdraw your shaft from the bowels of her anus and place it directly into her mouth for a cleaning. Apparently some guy named Carl first tried this.
Hot Karl Candy Cane: A variation of the above in which the man who is receiving the oral cock cleaning gives the woman a reach around.
Hot Lunch - The result of defecating a tube of shit directly into a girl's mouth. She then becomes the "Lunch Lady."
Hummer: The well known added variation to a blow job in which a broad hums her favorite tune while she sucks away. The vibrations felt against your dick will most definitely produce a healthy orgasm.
The Hunter Gatherer: You and your partner defecate while 69ing. Pretty much self-explanatory.
The Indian Cock Burn While a chick sucks you off, she twists her hand around your shaft as if she was trying to give you an indian burn.
The Jedi Mind Trick: When banging your partner, you repeatedly shout "I'm NOT fucking you, I'm NOT fucking you".
The Jelly Donut: Give some skank a facial and follow it up with a swift pimp crack in the nose. The resulting blood and jizz that covers her face bears a resemblance to a jelly donut.
The Jessie Jackson: This action is performed by first taking a crap on a woman's face and then followed by a quick, harsh slap to the womans face.
Jim Henson: When you fist someone and physically lift them off the ground. (aka The Muppett, Ass Puppett, Meat Puppett)
The Juanita Special Bean Dip: While your tramp rides you like a mechincal bull, insert your thumb into her poop chute (be sure to get your thumb nice and gooey), then stick your brown thumb into her mouth, and slip it under her tounge so she can get the full robust taste of the Juanita "special" bean dip.
Kennebunkport Surprise: The act of covertly filling your cheeks with chunky-style New England Chowder, and screaming in disgust as you hurl it between your partners legs while giving oral sex.
Kick Fucking: The act of recieving sexual pleasure from repeatedly getting kicked in the ass or balls.
The Landshark: The woman braces herself facing a wall, naked, hands against the wall, legs spread, bent over so that her ass is lusciously jutting out. (hint: She might want to wear a biking helmet and some rollerblading wrist guards to avoid serious injury.) Next, the guy also naked as well as stiff cocked, walks to the opposite end of the room, places his palms together and raises them above his head, (thus imitating the dorsal fin of a shark) and begins chanting the theme to JAWS. When given some predetermined signal, the guy sprints toward the girl at full speed with his pelvis-out, fin protruding, and rams her dead square in the ass.
Leave-in Conditioner: Dollops of semen strategically left in a woman's hairdo at a public gathering following fellatio. A good lesson for those who refuse to swallow the evidence.
Letting the Swim Team Loose: ejaculating on a girl's face.
The Lorena Bobbit: Obviously, this one is for the ladies. When engaging in some hard core body sex, squeeze your butt cheeks together as tight as you can, and start violently jumping and thrashing your ass around, in an effort to rip his dick off. (To reach true Lorena status, you must take the severed dick for a drive and then toss it out the window.)
The Maytag: When a girl is on top, just as you're about to shoot, have her spin around in circles on your cock like a washing machine.
Matching Drapes: Reference to whether or not a woman's pubic hair color matches the hair on her head. Used in a sentence: "Wow what a hot looking redhead, but I wonder do the curtains match the drapes?".
The Menthol: The act of getting head from a woman who just moments earlier ate a numerous amounts of cough drops, thus insuring a pleasureable, tingly feeling on your cock.
The Mellon Dive: Headbutting a woman's big fat tities. Always lots of fun.
A Moe Green Special: When you shoot jizz into a girls eye. Comes from the killing of Moe Green in Godfather, who was shot in the eye.
The Monkey Punch: When you're getting a girl from behind, you blow your load all over her back. When she leans up to balance the load from spilling onto her bed, you punch her in the back of the head...
Monkey Wrench: When some sadistic bitch takes your dick back between your legs and sucks you off.
Monroe Transfer: When you and your partner connect each other's assholes with a tube. One defecates through the tube, thus transferring the turds to the rectum of the other.
The Moped: A chick thats a fun ride until your friends see you on it, if you know what I mean.
Morking: Made famous by Robin Williams on Mork & Mindy, stick your pinky and ring fingers up a girls ass, then jam your middle and index fingers up her cunt. (Please note: Not complete until you finish it off with a Nanoo-Nanoo!)
Moses: A man who enjoys going down on a woman during her period. Derived from the Biblical figure Moses, who parted the Red Sea.
The Motorboat: While performing oral sex on a girl, flap your lips together on her clit, thus imitating the sound of a motorboat. She'll love you forever.
Muff Teaser: Finger, suck, eat, etc. a girl until she is begging for it. Then rub your stiffy round her golden valley until she screams at you to give her a banging. Right when her frustration is at its highest level, stop and finish with a DIY(do it yourself) handjob. Then leave the room without saying a word. Not to be tried if you want to shack up with the selfish bitch again.
Mung: Two people obtain a female that has been dead for 2-3 days (the time period since death is important). One undresses the mungee and places his mouth over the sexual area. The other backs up and does a running jump onto the corpses chest. The second person has to eat everything that enters his mouth. Insult, seen here in context: "I'm going to mung your grandmother!"
Mushy Biscuit: This is actually a very fun game. Just choose a piece of food that you and your male friends like to eat. Then you and your buddies form a tight circle around the food item and proceed to jerk off all over it. Last one to bust a nut gets the prize of eating the food.
Needle Eye - When a girl's thighs are thin enough that when she stands with her legs together it leaves a small opening between her legs and labia. by No Spam
New Jersey Meat-Hook: The unusual method of inserting one's finger in the ass of your partner while screwing her, and feeling her cervix. This procedure is most effective from behind.
New York Style Taco: Anytime when you are so drunk that when you go down, you boot on her box. All the fixin's.(AKA A Wet Betsy)
The Nixon: A variation of the Bullwinkle in which you give two peace signs as your signal of dominance. May enhance the act by shaking jowls and yelling "I'm not a crook". This is considered very bold and is frowned upon for those with a modicum of decorum.
The Omelette: Right before a man cums in a girl after receiving oral sex, he pulls out and shoots in her ear, then folds it over.
Oyster: A derivation of the tea bag which is accomplished by numbing one's testicles with ice and then inserting them in a chicks mouth and letting the tramp munch on them.
Pasadena Mudslide: This happens when you leave a windy shit between the breasts of a woman while you straddle her neck for a blow job. (A close cousin to the Cleveland Steamer.)
Pattycake: While you're nailing some girl doggie style and your friend is catching some head off the same girl, you get a quick game of pattycake going. This makes you reminisce of your childhood memories and eases the sight of watching your friend blow his load.
Paying the Rent: A position in which the woman is folded in half, knees above shoulders, while the man holds the back of her calves and bangs her ferociously.
Peanut Butter And Jelly Sandwich: Shit on a woman's snatch during menstruation. Proceed to munch. Mmmm Mmmm Nasty! (Crunchy or smooth...depending on what you've been eating.)
Pearl Necklace: Whenever you cum on the neck area of a girl - it takes on the look of beautiful jewelry. Fuck that diamonds are forever shit.
Pet Shop: Inserting a small rodent such as a mouse or hampster in the anal cavity or if a woman is very stretched, in the vagina and left to roam around. The name comes from an English pop group
Pencil Sharpener: A chick who gives a rough and toothy blowjob that scrapes your willy up something awful.
Pep Rally: When you and another person Have someone in the finger cuff position and you give each other the "High Five" over the "Cuffed" Persons back.
Pillowbiter: Male to male anal sex
The Pig Roast: While you're pluggin some girl's hole doggie style, (up the dirt road or the funhole, pick your poison) she's blowing your best friend's cock at the same time, hence simulating a pig on a spit. Very Similar to Chinese Finger Cuffs.
Pink Glove: This frequently happens during a marathon session (maybe a second round) when a girl is simply not wet enough. When you give up and attempt to pull out to give her money, the inside of her twat sticks to your hog like the inside of a leather glove. Thus, the pink glove.
The Pirate's Treasure: While fucking your girl in the ass, you strike a hefty load of shit. After you've found this buried treasure deep in her booty, you scream, "Argh!", like a pirate.
Plating: Take a clear, glass plate and place it on your partners face, then shit on it. It gives them a nice view without all the messy cleanup. How come you don't see that on any Dawn commercials.
Platteville Pterodactyl: A popular move in the small southwestern Wisconsin college town of Platteville. After all attempts to casually penetrate a woman's anus, you flap your arms as if you were trying to fly away, and start cawing like a pterodactyl as loud as possible. This disorients the usually drunk coed for long enough to sneak your tube steak into her sweet virgin ass. Most effective from the "man standing, woman lying down on her back" position.
Playing the Rusty Trombone: The process by which one person is tossing a guy's salad, and then reaches around and gives them a hand job.
The Plum Fuck: is when you stick your dick and balls at the same time in the pussy or ass, which ever you prefer.
Pole Vault: Originated by ancient Romans. When the female has sucked your pole to the point of ejaculation she swiftly inserts the index finger of her right hand into your anus. This surprise causes a subtle popping out of the eyes, a natural arch to the lower back and extra propulsion necessary to clear the high bar. Bruce Jenner added this to his warm-up routine after losing to Sergie Bubka in the 1979 Olympics.
Pooper Shooter: When a girl is tossing your salad and you are jerking off and you shit in her mouth and then come on her face.
The Popcorn Trick: First, take your girlfriend to the cinema for a nice romantic date. Buy a tub of popcorn, wait until the lights dim, and carefully make a hole in the bottom on the tub. Then, inconspicuously insert your penis through the bottom of the tub into the popcorn and casually offer some to your bitch. When she digs in, she will find a nice surprise. Who doesn't love buttered popcorn?
Puerto Rican Fog Bank: While 69ing with your partner, release a cloud of sphinctor fog directly into her nostrils.
Purple Mushroom: This occurs when a woman is giving you oral sex and you pull your penis back slightly before poking it back into the inside of her cheek. It should leave a lasting impression similar to that of a purple mushroom.
Queef: A well known, but sometimes embarassing occurance. Queefing happens when air gets trapped in a girls vagina, and makes a soft hissing, or farting kind of a sound while that air is released.
The Ram: Again, you're attacking from behind, when you start ramming her head against the wall in a rhythmic motion. The force of the wall should allow for deeper penetration. Very handy for those lulls in penile sensitivity.
Rapp-N-Poke: It's Sat. night in the hood and you're lookin to stuff the Ho of the week. After the bitches 9 juveniles hit the streets for their evening violence,you stroll up in you're beat-up Cadillac an hour late with two quarts of mad dog to set the mood. Don't forget to stop along the way to sell a glock and two rocks of crack to some under aged criminals. Now start the evening by yelling, "come here you black bitch and suck my meat" Dip your oversized nigger-cock into some Kool-Aid and stuff it between her dishlipps. Constantly beat her like the slave that she is and pound your fist into that bubble ass. Now whack off into a bucket of extra crispy and put it over her head so she can't see the watermelon that you're about to volley off of her thick skull. After you shoot her, go to the porch, sit down, and don't work for the rest of your life.
Rear Admiral: An absolute blast. When getting a chic from behind (both partners standing), make sure you don't let her grab on to anything when she is bent over. Then, drive your hips into her backside so that you end up pushing her forward. The goal is to push her into a wall or table. It's almost as much fun to have her trip on her face on the floor. You become an Admiral when you can push her around the room without crashing into anything and not using your hands to grab onto her hips and saluting while shouting nautical trems.
Resusitation: When a girl is asleep, carefully open her mouth so that she doesn't awake. Then, squat over her face and carefully place your shit hole on her lips. When the time is right, you let rip the biggest baddest fart ever known to man and see if it wakes her up. Great fun during those long sleepless nights.
Ride the Bull: When a girl is riding you, you tell your frinds to come in and while she tries to cover up you keep her in the upright position for 8 seconds.
Ringing the Bell:While fucking her in doggie style, place a suitabley large saucepan on her head and push her towards a door or wall. Proceed to then fuck the shit out of her and bang her covered head against the wall. The sound of the saucepan against the wall is ringing the bell. Good as an ice breaker at parties.
The Roddy Piper: When getting your girl from behind, you toss the sleeper hold on her and knock her out a'la Rowdy Roddy Piper. While nailing your unconscious victim, you get to simulate your life long dream of necrophilia. Now you never have to break into the morgue again.
Rodeo Fuck: When you get your wife naked and down on all fours. You get down on your knees behind her and stick your dick deep into her ass till your buried up to your nuts. You reach around with both hands and grab her tits tight. You nuzzle up close to her ear and whisper "This is how your sister likes it." Then you try and hang on for 8 seconds.
The Rose Creeper: Seductively brush a beautiful longstem red rose against your sweethearts neck, breasts, and inner thigh. Slowly rub the rose along her smooth skin as you tenderly kiss her entire body. After working her into the mood for some deep love making, unzip your fly and pull out your raging boner. Begin to punish-fuck her dumper while whipping her with the rose and screaming nasty obsenities at her. I bet she never saw that coming.
Sandbag: Under an assumed name in a tropical region, you meet a young hottie and engage in the well known cliche of sex on the beach. Just before insertion, remove the rubber (without getting caught of course), and proceed to bang away until you blow your load, without pulling out. As you dismount and prepare for departure, grab a handful of sand, throw it in her eyes, and run away laughing hysterically while leaving her blinded, butt-necked, and knocked up. Especially lots of fun when accomplished during the spring break season.
San Diego Surprise: The act of bringing a girl home and while fucking her, having a friend in waiting enter the room naked in hopes of a consensual threesome. Named by Navy guys stationed in San Diego. Rumored to work about one third of the time.
SCRAMBLED EGGS: The sexual act of performing oral sex on a woman that obviously has a yeast infection or other such obvious infection or disease, such as genital herpes. It gets it's name reputedly from the theme song to Frasier: "Tossed Salad and Scrambled Eggs."
The Screwnicorn: When a dyke puts her strap-on dildo on her forehead and proceeds to go at her partner like a crazed unicorn.
The Seatbelt: While one fag stradles his partners cock, he recieves a blow job from the fruitcake on the bottom.
Shirley Temple: Pour a can of 7-Up on a girl's menstruating pussy and eat her out.
The Shocker: When you insert your index and middle fingers in the woman's vagina and pinky in her anus. After giving her a few good minutes of double duty finger banging, pull your fingers out and give your index and middle finger a quick sniff and pinky a good sucking, all in one smooth motion.(a.k.a. Smoking the Pinky.)
Shop Vac: When a dirty, talented tramp stuffs you're entire package (balls and all) into her mouth, and blows you with amazing suction power.
Shrimping: The term for licking or sucking your partner's toes.
Skiing: While facing in the same direction, a girl gets between two guys and jerks them both off, thus imitating some hardcore cross-country action.
Skull Fuck: Done usually when drunk and run out of money. You find an old whore with a glass eye and fuck her in the eye socket for a discount.
Slumpbuster: When a professional athlete finds the dirtiest, nastiest, fattest, most disease-ridden skank and puts the wood to her with the intent that it will break up a slump.
Smuggeling a Yo-Yo: When a woman has huge camel toe and it looks as if she is carrying a yo-yo in her pants.
Snerd Nurgling: The act of moving your anal lovers turds about within his/her lower intestine with your dick. Really popular with the lavender boys, hence the expression, "Oh Lance, Nergle me you Snerd"...
Snoodling: When an uncircumcised homo pulls his extra foreskin over the cock of another homo and proceeds to jerk him off. Those gays have way too much free time. Can be used at as a great derogatory term as in, "You Snoodler!"
Snowball: Ah yes, every man's worst nightmare, the dreaded snowball. This happens when a girl blows you and spits the jizz in your mouth. Another definition is when a girl blows some other guy, and then gives you a hot sloppy kiss with some of that guy's fresh jizz still in her mouth. With all those dirty broads out there, odds are it has happened to you. Just ask your friends if it has, cause they probably already know and have been laughing their asses off at you.
Snowplow: when doing someone doggie style, grab their arms out from under them and push them around, using their arms to steer. their head acts like the plow, hence the term snowplow.
The Snuff: Lovingly fuck the shit out of your virgin or raggin girlfriend and wipe your bloody member across her face. Take a couple polaroids, show them to your friends, and brag that you're a snuff film superstar.
Spaghetti and Meatball. This move is performed by taking hold of a tampon string in one's mouth like a spagetti noodle and slurping the used tampon out of the girl's vagina. The meatball refers to the lump of bloody cotton that should glide out following the string.
Spiking the Ball: When a man and woman are fucking (man on top) and surprise surprise the woman sticks a dildo up the unsuspecting man's ass.
The Southern Trespass: The Southern Trespass most frequently occurrs when an over zealous (drunk) man is involved in intercourse with his lady friend. Through lack of concentration, lack of coordination, or simply because he wants to do it, the man quickly switches from the woman's vagina to the corn hole, without missing a beat. If executed properly, this act catches the female by complete surprise, stunning her like a cattle prod to the ass in a rain storm. No matter how long the man reaps the benefits of his efforts, he can now be content with the fact that he has committed the coveted Southern Trespass.
Strawberry Snowcone: When your getting a blowjob you shoot your wad all over her face, then punch her in the nose, the mix of blood and cum resembles a Strawberrysnow cone.
Sternum Fuck: Tit fucking women with small breasts; AKA. Weasel Fuck
The Stranger: Sitting on your hand until it falls asleep and then jerking off, eliciting the feeling of a hand job from someone else.
Stranger On The Rocks: Numbing your hand by sticking it in a bucket of ice and then jerking off. Spanked not stirred.
Strangers In The Night: When you and your gay buddy each numb your hand (you should know how by now) and spank each other off. Thus eliciting the feeling of a hand job from someone else.
Stingy Nut: When a chick isn't worth fucking; pull down her pants, bend her over, and jerk off all over her ass.
Sud N' Fud: When trying to bang a girl, she gives that same old story, "I'm not that kind of girl.", "I don't fuck on the first date.", "I'm catholic.", "Stop asshole.", etc. etc... After hearing all this bullshit, you whip out your handy bar of soap. Then lather up her armpit (or any other joint you prefer), and proceed to fuck that instead.
Summer Teeth: When someone looks good without smiling, but when they smile, you notice that their teeth are not all together: hence some of their teeth are there and some are over there.
Sunday Suprise: When you are doing a girl from behind and you are about to blow your bag, spit on her back and when she turns around let it go in her face. SURPRISE!!! Note: this variation of the houdini etc most be performed in a church basement during a boring sermon.
Surfing: This happens when you nail a fat woman. As you watch the rippling effect of her rolls with every thrust, along with the feeling of being drenched, off balance, out of control, and in danger, you are given the sense of riding the ultimate wave.
Swimmer's Ear: When a girl is giving you a good sucking and right before you erupt, you remove yourself from her mouth, place your purple head in her ear, and fill her ear with some sweet love seed. Hopefully, you will give her an infection.
Tea Bagging: Dipping your nut sack in and out of your partner's mouth in a motion similar to performing some kinda fucked up yoga exercise.
The Ten Second Rule: Best effected when access to your slut's bung hole is unrestricted, i.e. doggie or Paying the Rent style. Begin with slow deep vaginal thrusts and increase tempo and rhythm. At the peak of maximum thrusts per second, pull your cock out and immediately shove it up her ass and plunge as deeply as possible and hold it there for a ten-count, then, yank your dick out and watch her shit herself and the bedsheets. Be prepared to grab her hips firmly and hang on while holding up her poop-chute. Enjoy!
Tag Team: When you pick up a chick, you take her to your place or a mates place. You make the room as dark as you can, and when you take her in there to give her a good rogering get your mates to wait in the next room. When you finish tell her to "wait there I am just going to the toilet and will be back soon for some more". Go outside tag your mate and he goes in for a go, because it is so dark she can not tell it is your mate, you tag as many times as you can, thus giving you a reputation as a stud who fucks all night.
Taint: The space between the pussy and ass.
Toblorone Tunnel. Toblorone (triangular shaped chocolate) shape gap between womens legs. When a guy sees one, Tunnel Vision is shouted and guys look for the tunnel. The British version of 'Football'.
The Tony Danza: Similar to the Donkey Punch, only just as the male is about to blow, he yells out "Who's the Boss?" and then he punches her in the back of the head.
3-Eyed Turtle: Basically plug every orifice of a girl in the following manner: thumb in ass, fingers in pussy, and dick in mouth.
Throwing A Pickle Down A Hallway: When laying the pipe, you realize your dick isn't even touching the walls of her vagina, kinda like tossing a pickle down a hallway. Most frequently happens when banging the neighborhood trick or if you're slinging a small dick
The Tortoise: When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did.
Tossing Salad: Licking another's anus with the help of whatever condiments are available. (i.e. jelly, syrup, olive oil, etc.) Done in prison as payment for drugs.
Tropical Wind: When getting your asshole eaten out by a worthless tramp, you break wind.
Tuna Melt: Lights out, you're down on a chick lapping away at an unusually juicy slab when you discover that it just happens to be the time of the month. A man of honor, by no means do you stop. When the whale spews, tartar sauce with a hint of raspberry smothers your face. (this only work with chicks who REALLY cum hard).
Tupperware Party: When three guys are triple-teaming a chick ... one with his penis in her mouth, another in her vagina, and the third in her anus. So named because she is sealed air-tight.
Twinkie: When a man shoots his load in his favorite whore's bellybutton. No one has to ask "hey where's the cream filling?"
Twinkler: When you are 69-ing and she gags on your member and you can see her bung-hole pucker up.
Twisted Sister: Have your dominatrix girlfriend dress up in some hot black leather gimp wear and proceed to handcuff your hands behind your back and then force you to your knees. Unsuspecting, diminutive, and cradled over with your ass is in the air, she then gives you the most erotic enema of your life. Now that's some great S&M fun
Times Square Shuttle: You have two girls with you and they are in the 69 position with each other. You then alternately fuck each of them while they chow each other. You go from the missionary position on one and run to the other side and work in doggie style on the other one. Repeat as many times as necessary / possible. (aka Burning the Candle at Both Ends, Playing Ping Pong, The Gunga Din)
Valsalva: The act of pinching shut (with thumb and forefinger) a woman's nose while receiving fellatio; most effective when employed just prior to the release point due to the gag reflex and ensuing swallow that the woman is forced to do to continue breathing. A great first date ploy, as it sets the stage for what the rules of engagement will be ahead.
Veggies and Dip ~ When a girl masturbates with a veggi covering it in her sauce, then you eat it. by
Vegetarian Hot Lunch: A variation of the Hot Lunch in which the diner stretches a piece of saran wrap over their mouth such that chewing (for texture) is possible, but no actual contact with waste product occurs.
The Virgin Jawbreaker: When she is on top and she is a virgin or she has not had anal before, you reach around her and jab one of your fingers up her bum. If you are lucky she will like it and want you to do her from behind, if you are unlucky she will most likely punch you in the mouth and almost break your jaw.
Wake Up Call: Waking up in the middle of the night with the hard on of your life. You then turn to your fast asleep partner and dry fuck her ass into oblivion. The clincher to performing a wake up call is to act like nothing of the sort happened in the morning. e.g. "Sweetheart, what's that on your back?"
The Walrus: After spunking in a girls mouth, you pinch the center of her two lips together and hold her nose. This will force the cum to dribble out of the sides of her mouth, thus the teeth of the walrus.
Western Grip: When jerking off, turn your hand around, so that your thumb is facing towards you. It is the same grip that rodeo folks use.
Westside Glaze: Same as the Eastside Glaze, but the majority of your jizz lands on the left side of her face.
The Woody Woodpecker: When a girl is sucking on your balls, tap your cock on her forehead.
The Zombie Mask: While getting head from your favorite, unsuspecting, trash-barrel whore, tell her you want her to look right up at you with those pretty little eyes" when you blow your load. Then, just when you're ready to spew a good week's worth of goo, blast that hefty load in both eyes. This temporary state of blindness will produce the zombie effect as she stumbles around the room with arms outstretched, and moaning like the walking dead.