A collection of my favorite quotes from TV, Movies, or People.

"Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure."--- Nelson Mandela

"Life doesn't suck, people do."--- Unknown

"So any fool can get into heaven if he is scared enough to say he's sorry right before he dies?"--- Luka Kovac, ER

"We've all cried. Sometimes it's the only thing you can do."--- Abby Lockhart, ER

"Should I smile because you're my friend, or cry... because that's all we'll ever be?"--- Unknown

“There are two kinds of failures: those who thought and never did, and those who did and never thought.”--- Dr. Laurence J. Peter

"When I yell, I get incredibly...... horny."--- Lisa Miller, Newsradio

"Be not afraid of life. Believe that life is worth living, and your belief will help create the fact."--- Henry James

"Have you ever heard the expression, 'When life gives you lemons, make lemonade and then toss it in the face of the person who gave you the lemons until they give you the oranges you asked for in the first place'?"--- Bill McNeal, Newsradio

"Sometimes people who love us hurt us anyway. Sometimes they can't control their anger. They don't mean to, but they do hurt us. It's a sickness, it's something they need help with."--- Luka Kovac, ER

"I know what it's like to want to die. How it hurts to smile. How you try to fit in but you can't. How you hurt yourself on the outside to try and kill the thing on the inside."--- Susanna Kaysen, Girl Interrupted

"Can't I just pretend he moved to the South Pacific and lived happily ever after?"--- Susan Lewis, ER

"I'll draw you a picture, I'll draw it with a twist, I'll draw it with a razorblade, I'll draw it on my wrist. And if I draw it correctly, a red fountain will appear... to wash away my sorrows, to chase away my fears."--- Unknown.

“You gain strength, courage, and confidence by every experience in which you really stop to look fear in the face. You must do the thing which you think you cannot do.”--- Eleanor Roosevelt

“If you see a whole thing - it seems that it's always beautiful. Planets, lives.... But close up a world's all dirt and rocks. And day to day, life's a hard job, you get tired, you lose the pattern.”--- Ursula K. LeGuin

"How am I suppose to recover when I don't even understand my disease?"--- Susanna Kaysen, Girl Interrupted

"Seeing death.... really seeing it makes dreaming about it fucking ridiculous."--- Susanna Kaysen, Girl Interrupted

"Lisa thinks she's hot shit 'cause she's a sociopath."--- Girl Interrupted

“The best love affairs are those we never had.”--- Norman Lindsay

"Are you challenging my constitutional right to make nude phone calls?"--- Bill McNeal, Newsradio

"Oh, and Dr. Weaver..... I don't think trying to help is ever stupid."--- Abby Lockhart, ER

"Anyone else need anything, bring it on!"--- Abby Lockhart, ER

"I miss you."--- Luka Kovac, ER

"That's all there is, is risk. You just have to take a chance and leap into life. Otherwise, sweetheart, you're going to miss out on all the great things. Abby, you deserve all the great things."--- Maggie Wyczenski, ER

"Often the test of courage is not to die, but to live."--- Vittorio Alfieri

"I'm convinced that tragedy wants to harden us and that our mission is to never let it."--- Unknown

"When it gets dark enough you can see the stars."--- Lee Salk

"Resolve to be thyself, and know that he who finds himself loses his misery."--- Matthew Arnold

"And you help each other realize that all the things you want to be.... you already are."--- Unknown

"Where did everyone get the idea that I'm some kind of office supply whore?"--- Lisa Miller, Newsradio

"Is this some kind of special playground for screwed up kids or something?"--- Lisa Miller, Newsradio

"It's what you so. Something happens, you rebuild. You go on."--- Luka Kovac, ER

"I couldn't find the forest."--- Luka Kovac, ER

"Come on, man. Don't give up."--- Peter Benton, ER

"It's the dance we do. We get lost in it for a little while, but it always ends the same."--- Abby Lockhart, ER

"Welcome to WNYX, may I take your order?"--- Beth, Newsradio

"You have to promise not to fall in love with me."--- Jaime, A Walk to Remember

"Why don't people smile more? A recent survey shows that 80% of Americans never ever smile. These people need to go to jail. In the happy 20% though are my two special cats, Chew Chew Bonewagon and Mit Mit St. Claire, whuttup guys!!!"--- Matthew Brock, Newsradio

"Well if you think there is one iota of ambition in my nakedness then you severely underestimate me!"--- Matthew Brock, Newsradio

"When did you lose your faith? I've found with most people it comes and goes, like intimacy in a relationship. Sometimes it's so strong ... passion ... rapture. And then at other times it's impossible ... distant ... lost. But that's not God, that's us. We put up our own barriers, with our egos, and our pain. He's always there, no matter what."--- Bishop Stewart, ER

"I'm Bill McNeal, I'm on crack, I like boys.."--- Bill McNeal, Newsradio

"Dave... Dave, I wish... I wish so hard that you could see yourself the way that we see you... as a ranting... raving... crazy little man with a.... a monkey head!"--- Beth, Newsradio

"Last time I stayed home from work sick, I went out shopping in the rain and I actually got sick. Isn't that a wierd coincidence?"--- Beth, Newsradio

"I'm trying to will the Publishers Clearing House Sweepstakes, okay. I'd like to be the first psychotic nymphomaniac to bet a big check from Ed McMahon"--- Beth, Newsradio

"This is a two-part question. 1. What does Lisa look like naked? And 2. What does Lisa feel like naked?"--- Bill McNeal, Newsradio

"Lisa has decided that she wants to have a baby but that she doesn't want to get married. Now I know that if you were awake you'd probably say something like, "Well son, why milk the cow when you've got a fridge full of steaks." And I would probably say, "That makes absolutely no sense, sir." And then I'm sure you would say... "Well it sure sounded like it made sense when that guy Chuck Connors said it in that movie China Town." And I of course would say, "Well sir, Chuck Connors wasn't in the movie China Town." And I'm sure you would come back with, "Well Dave, if I wanted to have this conversation I'd have hired that guy Siskel Ebert to do your job." And I would say, "Sir, Siskel and Ebert are two guys." And I'm sure you would then come back with, "Dave just 'cause the man is fat is no reason to make fun of him." --- Dave Nelson, Newsradio

"How do you think it makes me feel realizing at 30 I`m much better looking as a girl?"--- Dave Nelson, Newsradio

"What do you mean guys? I mean, do I look like a guy? Do I talk like a guy? Do I act like a guy? Have you ever met a GUY named LISA?!?! Have you?!?!"--- Lisa Miller, Newsradio

"A Frodo was a paranoid gnome..."--- Matthew Brock, Newsradio

"A true friendship is like sound health, the value of it is seldom known until lost."--- Chinese Proverb

"The books that the world calls immoral are the books that show the world it's own shame."--- Oscar Wilde

"There are two paths you can go by, but in the long run there's still time to change the road your on"--- Led Zeppelin

"I'm not concerned with your liking or disliking me...All I ask is that you respect me as a human being." --- Jackie Robinson

"Imagination is more important than knowledge." -Albert Einstein

"Without suffering there would be no compassion"--- Jaime, A Walk to Remember

"Our love is like the wind. I can't see it, but I can feel it."--- Landon, A Walk to Remember

"Because then you wouldn't be able to hide behind your books, your fricken telescope, or your faith. No, you know the real reason why you're scared? It's cause you wanna be with me too."--- Landon, A Walk to Remember

"Be happy for this moment; this moment is your life."--- Unfaithful

"Party hardy, rock and roll, drink bacardi, smoke a bowl, beer is good, sex is free, we're the class of 2003!"--- Kim Quigley aka Superstar

"When life hands you lemons, screw the lemonade, ask for a bottle of tequila and salt."--- Kim Quigley