Elmira A Great Place to Live

My Favorite things about Elmira

• Great Government givaway programs (without increasing taxes )
• Great Governmenty sponsered entertainment ( without increasing taxes )
• A crack house on almost every corner ( free entertainment )
• Free room and board at our lovely county jail
• Bigger better Busses ( very spacous all of you're own )
• 33 % higher taxes ( thus reducing tax increases)
• 50 % higher utility bills ( actually cheaper before NYSEG delivery charges )

Our city has everything or so I thought. Now we might even get our very own inflatable blow up dam. WOW think of the fun think of the pleasure. and at no cost to the taxpayers.

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