Brian Kirsch Memorabilia Sale

"Scooter's" Scooter
---Price: $60.00

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Kirsch Game Worn Goggles:

Brian wore these goggles during the earlier days of his notorious career. These are classic. Do not let this once in a lifetime opportunity slip away. Bid on these goggles now.

Starting Price: $25.00 

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Kirsch Autograph:

Kirsch's signed autograph. Date signed: 10/7/02. Signed on a sheet of white lined paper. 

Starting Price: $100.00

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Replica East Jersey:

You can be one of the millions of Kirsch fans by wearing a replica jersey. Has #16 on it, and first 1000 orders receive an autographed Brian Kirsch photo, taken during the 2001 school season when he scored his first varsity goal. Don't miss out.

Starting Price: $120.00

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Kirsch Game Worn Tape:

This tape was worn during the match against Pioneer on 10/2/02. Be the first to get Brian's game used tape. Makes a great collectors item.

Starting Price: $25.00 

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Kirsch Replica Water Jug:

Get the same water jug that Brian uses during games to keep himself hydrated. Embroidered "Laser" logo on side. Show your true appreciation of BK and drink from the same jug he does.

Starting Price: $50.00 

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Kirsch Laser Cleats:

These are the cleats Kirsch wears now. Feel what it's like to shoot a laser with these. Kelme officially dedicated these boots to Brian by naming them "Laser". Guaranteed by Brian to improve your shot and make you a better soccer player.

Starting Price: $150.00 

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Kirsch Highlight DVD:

View the highlights of a spectacular career from the mod squad days, to the the current season. See all his amazing goals, assists, shots, and spectacular plays. A must have for any die hard Kirsch fan.

Starting Price: $30.00 

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Kirsch Shinguards:

Wear the same shinguards as Kirsch. To be the best, you have to wear the same as the best so don't miss out!

Starting Price: $35.00 

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Kirsch Bobblehead:

Be one of the first to get one of these! The Kirsch bobblehead is a one of a kind and only for the true fan. Definitely one to buy for the ultimate Kirsch fan.

Starting Price: $45.00 

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Laser Keychain:

Cheap, inexpensive way to show your support of a superstar. Officially licensed by Brian himself.

Starting Price: $15.00 

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Official Kirsch Mobile:

Drive the same van Brian rides to his home games in. 2002 Ford Windstar. Same exact color and features. Officially licensed Richard Kirsch product.

Starting Price: $25,000 

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Kirsch / Flanders Poster:

Get this hey-diddley sweet poster comparing Mr. Kirsch, and Ned Flanders.

Starting Price: $20.00 

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Championship T-Shirt:

Originally stated: "Offense sells tickets, Defense wins championships", now says "Rich sells tickets, Brian wins championships." Truly a classic T-Shirt.

Starting Price: $30.00 

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Mr. Kirsch Golf Cart:

This is the same golf cart Mr. Kirsch drives around the soccer complex to put the flags in. The Yamaha G-21 with Lift Kit. Comes with a OHV 357cc, single-cylinder engine. Be like Mr. Flande............... Mr. Kirsch and drive the same cart.

Starting Price: $800.00 

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Mr. Kirsch Score Book:

Use the same scorebook as the official stat keeper of West Seneca East Soccer. 8 1/2" X 11". Keep accurate stats with this book. Officially endorsed by Mr. Kirsch.

Starting Price: $10.00 

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Mr. Kirsch Econoline Van:

This is the first van Mr. Kirsch ever had. The econoline eventually revolved into the Winstar, which Mr. Kirsch drives today. Rumor has it that this van is locked up in Kirsch's garage waiting for Brian to get his license. Very sweet pimped out van.

Starting Price: $10,000.00 

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"Scooter's" Scooter

Beam of Light's (formerly known as Laser) first scooter. The reason why Mr. Kirsch called Brian scooter when he was younger. You can't miss out on having a part of Brian's childhood.

Starting Price: $60.00 

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This site is not selling any Brian Kirsch gear. It is solely as a joke. Do not send me a bid and tell me you want something because you won't get it. Maybe Mr. Kirsch will sell it to you. Rkoot57@aol.com