Here is a Mr. Kirsch / Ned Flanders website. You just have to imagine Mr. Kirsch in some of these pictures.

"Hey diddly-do there. What can I do for ya today coach?"

Mr. Kirsch getting focused for another hard day of stat keeping. Brian in the back begins to think of playing in a game later that day.

Mr. Kirsch taking the Brian Kirsch memorabilia website into an actually store. Turns out to be very unsuccessful as expected.

Mr. Kirsch seconds after Brian scored his first varsity goal last year.

Ever wonder what happened to the guy that tried to take Mr. Kirsch's job as stat keeper? Maybe this will explain.

Mr. Kirsch gets in a fight with the Lockport stat keeper.

Mr. Kirsch records the wrong assist and gets hit with a beer can from an angry parent.

Mr. Kirsch gets approached by some lady that nobody has seen before! Oh wait, that's Mrs. Kirsch.

Mr. Kirsch styling the new Fluorescent Pink Pella Hats.

Mr. Kirsch tries to leave the soccer park but is approached by some of the millions of his fans.