DISCLAIMER: I don't own Advance Wars. I have the game, but not all that
copyright stuff.
Chapter 2: Phone Home?
Where we last were, Orange Star had found out about the island country
Cyan, stocked with Gold and War Goods to help keep the peace throughout the
world. The other armies listened in, and are now want it for their
tyrannical purposes. Orange Star had to climb up the mountains. Kanbei and
Olaf were unconscious as both Blue Moon and Yellow Comet are continuously
sideswiping each other. Finally, Green Earth's plane crashed into the
mountains and
Scene 1- Orange Star Army, Peak of the Greniac Mountains
Andy: (Panting) Isn't that Green Earth?
Max: (looking through binoculars) Yeah, I think it is! (picking up a rock)
If I just.
Nell: NO! We'll just sneak past them and then.
Sami: Well, they're only about a mile away, and they don't have a plane!
Andy: Cool, we can beat em' to Cyan!
Sami: No, we can't we left our car at the other side of the mountain!
Max: Yeah, I guess we're (spots four conveniently located hang gliders)
screwed?
Sami: What are these doing here?
Nell: Who cares! I get this one!
(All fly off the mountain, with a strong tail wind to the back)
All: Whoooooa!
Scene 2: Green Earth Army, about a mile from the base of Greniac Mountains
Eagle: Man, are we lost.
Drake: Don't worry, I got a cell phone with a GPS!
Eagle: Great! Now call for a jet to fly us to Cyan!
Drake: oops.
Eagle: For the love of God, don't tell me you left the cell phone in the
plane!
Drake: Don't worry! The plane is about half a mile away, so we'll just walk
to it, grab the phone and call!
(Out in the distance, Eagle's jet explodes)
Drake: Or not.
Eagle: Sometimes I wish there wasn't saltwater in your brains.
Scene 3- Blue Moon and Yellow Comet, on a random road, still trying to beat
each other up. Olaf and Kanbei are still unconscious.
Grit: Aha! I'll use Olaf's cell phone to call in the calvalry. Yeehah!
Sonja: Hah! I've got one too!
(Grit and Sonja stare at each other)
Grit: Dang, y'all got purdy eyes.
Sonja: (calls base on cell phone) Cyan, here we come!
Grit: Dang, I don't know how to use one of these!
Sonja: What? I'm out of range!
Grit: Oh, I remember those good ol' days on the range back home!
(In his reminissing Grit's car flips over. Olaf and Kanbei wake up)
Olaf: Ahhhhhh! (faints as car explodes)
Sonja: Ha! (looking back to Kanbei) We're win- (crashes into a rock)
Kanbei: Aha! We shall fight until the end! No meager rock will stop us!
(A pebble falls on Yellow Comet's ATV and it explodes. Everybody starts to
run)
Scene 5- One Hour Later
(Orange Star Army, in the Air)
Max: We are flyin!
Nell: We must have passed Green Earth at least half an hour ago.
Andy: Hey, Sami, what does this lever do?
Sami: That's the radical descent lever. It basically throws you to the
ground.
Andy: Oh.
Sami: I'd strongly recommend against touching it.
Nell: Hey! We're slowing down!
Sami: Pull the lever!
Andy: But you said-
Sami: Zip it!
(Nell pulls the lever and is plummeting to the ground!
Max: I think those flaps caught the wind
Sami: Crap!
(All pull levers)
Max: Actually, now that I think about it, she's not that important.
Sami: Oh, shut up!
(Blue Moon and Yellow Comet Army)
Grit: Y'all know somethin'? We're not gonna fight until we get to Cyan.
Sonja: Oh! So we could form an alliance and then duke it out in the end!
Olaf: We'll form an alliance.
Kanbei: When hell freezes over!
(everybody runs toward Cyan, beating each other up)
(Green Earth Army, in the middle of some desert)
(Walking)
Eagle: Oh.So hungry.
Drake: (finds a book on the floor) Look! The "Green Earth Survival
Emergency Handbook.
Eagle: Wonderful you sweet, stupid bastard! What does it say about "Being
Stuck In The Middle Of The Desert"?
Drake: It said we can find water underground, and then use the plants for
food.
Eagle: Yeah, yeah, yeah, how do we get to Cyan?
Drake: Well, technically, we never strayed from our initial course, so we
just go ahead.
Eagle: But we need a way to go faster!
Drake: Ah! It says here how to, what? "Improvise a Quad Bike from Sticks
and Stones".
D to the G: Could airborne Orange Star pull out of their tailspin? Who will
prevail from the Blue Moon- Yellow Comet rivalry? Will Green Earth perish
in the middle of the desert, or will they actually be dumb enough to
believe that they can actually build a Quad Bike out of sticks?
Orange Star has traveled 150 miles, Blue moon and Yellow Comet have
traveled 125 miles, and Green Earth has traveled 90 miles.
END CHAPTER 2
Lemme clear things up a bit. In the First Chapter, ATV means All Terrain
Vehicle. What I meant by "epic" fanfic is I don't know when it will end.
