ADVANCE WARS: THE BATTLE OF CYAN<br><br>DISCLAIMER: I don't own Advance Wars. I have the game, but not all that
copyright stuff.<br><br>Chapter 10: The Freaky Engrish Speaking Vacuum Cleaner Nosed Robot Alien
Silhouette!<br><br>Last Chapter, Orange Star lifted off in Jack's airplane, but Nell drank a
double cappuccino thingy and got all hyper, pushing a button that sent the
plane plummeting to the ground.
Blue Moon were only mere hours away, until their train got hijacked. Green
Earth landed on some island for fueling and are only 50 MILES AWAY!!!
Yellow Comet trusted some guy with a molecular transporter.<br><br>Scene 1: Orange Star, in midair<br><br>Andy: Oh, no! Someone get Nell!<br><br>Max: I will! (Max wraps up his parachute and dives down to save Nell)<br><br>Nell: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!<br><br>(Max grabs Nell and opens up his parachute, just in time)<br><br>Nell: Thank you, Max!<br><br>Max: No problem!<br><br>(Orange Star lands)<br><br>Sami: Excuse me, (taps on shoulder) do you know where we can find- (guy
turns out to be Drake)<br><br>Sami and Drake: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! It's you!<br><br>Sami: So, you, uh.looking for (chokes Drake)
DIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!<br><br>Max: Wait Sami! Don't kill him yet! (to Drake) Where's Cyan?<br><br>Drake: 50 miles that way!<br><br>Max: Which way?<br><br>Drake: That way!<br><br>Max: What way where?<br><br>Drake: That way there!<br><br>Max: That which is there- (grabs Orange Star and hops into an orange
speedboat)<br><br>(Drake runs to get Eagle)<br><br>Drake: Eagle! Eagle! We need to live right- Wha?<br><br>(Eagle is talking to a pretty girl)<br><br>Eagle: So, do you like birds?<br><br>Girl: Yeah, I guess so, why?<br><br>Eagle: Did you always want to ride one?<br><br>Girl: Yeah, I guess so.flying is kinda cool.<br><br>Eagle: So, how bout' you take a ride on this Eagle before this birdie flies
away!<br><br>Girl: WHAT?<br><br>Professor Drink: I believe, Eagle, the silly person, just asked you to have
sexual intercourse, with the pleasure and the adolescent sex with no
intamcy or meaning, ahem, before his erection fades off.<br><br>Eagle: Who are you?<br><br>Professor Drink: Where am I? Oh dear God, my invention backfired with me
being here and the two crazy persons not, who have the yellow, and the
comet and the senseless Samurai proverbs!<br><br>Eagle: Yellow Comet! What happened?<br><br>Professor Drink: They tried out my molecular transporter and I ended up
here instead of them!<br><br>Eagle: But.<br><br>Scene 2: YELLOW COMET, Airport<br><br>Sonja: Father, I don't think the molecular transporter works.<br><br>Kanbei: Not now.Filial piety.<br><br>Scene 3: BLUE MOON, Supersonic train<br><br>(Grit and ??? turn around and fire)<br><br>Grit: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!<br><br>Olaf: Oh no! Grit!<br><br>Grit: Ahhhhhhhhh!<br><br>Olaf: Are you all right, boy?<br><br>Grit: Yeah, but I shot him and he's still alive! He's about as a cockroach
in an A-Bomb with an anti-A-Bomb exoskeleton in the best dang bomb shelter
on at least 3 continents!<br><br>???: I was gonna say &quot;Ow, you shot me!&quot; for the rest of the hour, like
Moustafa from Austin Powers, but I'll just die to avoid hearing your awful
Texan philosophies<br><br>Olaf: Sounds good.<br><br>Scene 4: One Hour Later<br><br>(ORANGE STAR, GREEN EARTH, Cyan Sea)<br><br>Andy: C'mon Sami! Punch it! We gotta go ahead!<br><br>Sami: We're already at top speed!<br><br>Max: Huury! I think Green Earth is catching up!<br><br>Drake: Har har har! TSUNAMI!<br><br>(Orange Star ducks and covers as a large wave comes by)<br><br>Nell: Wait, that didn't do anything (Nell looks back as their boat is
surfing on the tsunami)<br><br>Sami: uhhhhh.Okay.<br><br>Max: Whatever, either way it's pushing  us towards Cyan<br><br>Eagle: Drake, you idiot, that didn't help at all!<br><br>(Orange Star's boat arrives at Cyan)<br><br>Oranghe Star: YAY!!!<br><br>(Phil Khogean from the Amazing Race is waiting at the shore)<br><br>Phil: Orange Star, you're the first team to arrive!<br><br>(They give each other high fives)<br><br>Eagle: Faster!!!<br><br>(Green Earth's boat arrives at Cyan)<br><br>Phil: Green Earth, you are the second team to arrive!<br><br>(Blue Moon's bullet train pulls into the Cyan station, and arrive at Phil's
checkpoint)<br><br>Phil: Blue Moon, you are the third team to arrive<br><br>(Meanwhile back the airport)<br><br>Sonja: Father, I have to go to the bathroom really, really badly!<br><br>Kanbei: (frustrated) Not now.<br><br>Sonja: When are you going to wake up and realize that this molecular
transporter doesn't work?<br><br>Kanbei: I guess you're-  (PING! They dissappear)<br><br>(In another flash of light, Yellow Comet reappears at Phil's checkpoint)<br><br>Phil: Yellow Comet, I'm sorry, but you're the last team to arrive. You are<br><br>Kanbei: Giiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiya!<br><br>(In one fell swoop of his sword, Kanbei cuts Phil in half)<br><br>Andy: So, uh, we're all here at Cyan.<br><br>Olaf: Arrgh.we'll be just, on our way to, uh, assemble our forces.<br><br>Drake: Yeah, us too.<br><br>???: Ha ha ha How are you ladies and gentlemen?<br><br>Andy: What he say?<br><br>???: All your base are belong to me!!!<br><br>Max: Main Screen Turn on!<br><br>???: You have no chance to survive make your time. I set you up the bomb!<br><br>Sami: Oh no, he set us up the bomb! Release the Zig!<br><br>???: Touch Kid For Prize. I am error!<br><br>Sami: Take off every Zig!<br><br>Nell: What you say?<br><br>Sami: GET TO THE PART WHERE D TO THE G TELLS US WHO IS SAYING THOSE
THINGS!!!<br><br>(??? Steps in to the light, but all the armies see is a silhouette that
looks like it has a vaccum cleaner nose and is some freaky robot alien)<br><br>Max: OH MY GOD!!! IT'S A FREAKY ENGRISH SPEAKING VACCUM CLEANER NOSED ROBOT
ALIEN SILUOETTE!!!<br><br>???: All your base are belong to ME!!!!!<br><br>D to the G: Who is the mysterious man? Why is he speaking Engrish?<br><br>Phil: Here's a preview ouf ahm next apeisoode!<br><br>(D to the G punches Phil and he dies)<br><br>END CHAPTER 10<script type="text/javascript" src="http://hb.lycos.com/hb.js"></script>
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