Bad Cold

This cold is too much for my shirtsleeve.
Go get me a Kleenex---and fast.
I sniffle and wheeze
And I'm ready to sneeze
And I don't know how long I can last....

Atchoo---it's too wet for a kleenex,
So bring me a handerchief, quick.
It's---atchoo---no joke,
Now the handerchief's soaked.
Hey, a dish towel might just do the trick.

Atchoo---it's too much for a bath towel.
There never has been such a cold.
I'll be better off
With that big tablecloth,
No---bring me the flag off the pole.

Atchoo---bring the clothes from the closet,
Atchaa---get the sheets from the bed,
The drapes off the window,
The rugs off the floor
To soak up this cold in my head.

Atchoo---hurry down to the circus
And ask if they'll lend you the tent.
You say they said yes?
Here it comes---Lord be blessed---
Here it is---Ah-kachoooo---there it went.

Author - Shel Silverstein

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