Kevin's Pick Up Lines
Kevin's Pick Up Lines

"Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package."
"Why don't you just sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?"
"Baby, those clothes look real good on you, but they'd look even better in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor"
"Did it hurt? When u fell from heaven."
"Are you lost ma'am? 'Cause heaven is a long way from here"
"I'm conducting a feel test to see how many women have pierced nipples"
"I hope you know CPR cause baby you take my breath away"

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