- "The Prophecy!" -Dan G.
- "Yo Berkie..stay black" -Jose(while sleep talking)
- "Hey look Dan it's your friend...the grey Goose" -Duane
- "I am scared to do homework cause last time I did the power went out" -Duane
- "Oh god, watch the back hand" -Dan G.
- "You still got your clothes on so you shouldn't be screaming my name yet" -Vin
- "Can I get a large cheese and your number." -Vin, to pizza chick
- "Damn, no pants" -Duane
- "I'm the bitch slap champion of the universe" -Duane
- "Duane's the European champion of screaming like a girl" -Jose
- "Oh my god!" -In reaction to our sloppy room
- "Vin is just some sort of cartoon character" -Jose
- "No Way!!" -Duane, in response to being scared by Jose
- "Man, if you were a chick you would be a slut, cause you're always on your back" -Vin to Jose
- "Eaten by Richard Karn....fat fuck" -Duane
- "Don't you wish there was a bacon delivery service, you know like pizza except it would be bacon" -Duane
- "A Mac (Macintosh) is like a fat chick who is a ho; you could be doing something with it but why would you want to?" -Duane
- Family Feud question: name a state were people ski?
"(Dan B. typing at 5 am) Bermont
"Yeah, I figured its cold in Vermont so why not brrr-mont" -Dan B. and Duane
- Family Feud question: describe your bathroom?
Filthay!" -Duane and Dan B.
- Special Guest Quote
"It's(Pepsi Blue) kinda like that thing with the blue
toilet water even though it's forbidden,
you are tempted for a second to drink it" -John Frank
All From One Night!, Bob Marley's Birthday Quote Fest
- "You'll be crying with a penis in your mouth" -Vin
- Dan and Duane's philosphy on Women's names that being with "K": All girls whose names begin with K are horrible people and will lie and make your life a living hell
- "Please step away from the asshole" -Jillian
- "Where's the garbage?" "Open your mouth, thats where the garbage is" -Jillian and Jose
- "Where's the can opener, this is crucial!" -Dan G.
- Dan, I am going to sue your ass for using my name, man" -Dan G.
- "You my Ninja" -Jose
- "I want to marry Bob Marley" -Shane
- "I'm so white" -Shane
- "Don't do drugs, never do drugs, baby" -Shane
- "I can't get it my balls are too big" -Shane
- "Did you know the keyboard also has a numeric pad? Oh yes, a numeric pad like here for example, zero" -Shane to Jose(while Jose is trying to type to someone online)
- "Stop trying to tell the black man what to do, this ain't the 60's." "Dude, there was no slavery in 1960. It ended with the Emancipation Proclamation at around 1860." "Well, that's what I meant when I said 60's, I am a college student so I know what I am talking about" -Duane and Dan B.
- "That Chinese food was an adventure" -Duane
- She's a vegatrian except for chicken and dick" -Dan B.
- "All these 15 year old girls are attracted to me, I must be the black Justin Timberlake" -Duane
- "We gotta bag full of white people" -Jose
- "There's grizzly bears down in the basement" -Duane
- "I'm gonna slap you in the face with a bucket full of white persons" -Jose
- "I'm going to go to bed." "No way man, there are breasts on TV" -Jose and Dan G
- "Don't let any guys touch your butt." "I don't plan on having any guys touch my butt" -Jose and Duane
- "Maybe he (Saddam) is hiding in a cave with Osama smoking some crack." -Duane
- "Find a cave, smoke some crack." -Dan G. and Jose
- "Who would want to drink semen out of a straw?" -Lena
- "I want to touch you unapporpitably...you know what I should put that in a greeting card. "Dear ho, I want to touch you unapporpitably" -Jose
- "She better be a freshman in college, unless the last relationship she had was in the 6th grade" -Dan B.
- "I should have said, 'If your not a fresham in college then it's past your bedtime.'" -Dan B.
- "Not 'rabid,' 'rabbit.' You know, like the hop. What? You guys forgot about the rabbit with wings." -Dan B.
- "Should I just call you vagina?" - Vin, to Dan B.
- "You know, with all the evils that come with vagina possession, that's a pretty fucked up thing to say." -Duane
- "I think Sonic hates Dr. Robotnik with the same passion that hitler hated the jews" -Jose
- "I think if Tails was a celebrity he would be Bob Sagat" -Jose