Disclaimer: Once again, this is only humor. If ya can't take it, you need to get a life.

One day, I was looking around my room at all 650+ Dream Street pictures I have on my wall and I noticed that in a lot of pics, Frankie looked like an elf. I looked closer at those pics and, of course, he has that annoying smile on his face, which made him look evil. So I came to the conclusion that Frankie is really an evil elf, trying to rule the world! Don't believe me? Look....

THIS JUST IN! THIS JUST IN! FRANKIE THE EVIL ELF HAS JUST RECRUITED DAVID BALLINGER TO THE FORCES OF EVIL! DAVID PLANS TO USE HIS TRANSPARENT-LIKE APPEARANCE TO ESCAPE ANY ARMED FORCES. PLEASE BEWARE; NO ONE IS SAFE.