*clears her throat*

ummm...Hello and welcome to my strange little demented corner where I showcase the weirdest poetry you have ever read.  One day I was sitting under a tree contemplating the universe around me.  That got boring so I went inside and played with my playstation instead.  Is there any point to this story? Well...maybe...Then a thought came to me. "I'm hungry".  So I went to the kitchen and got myself a snack.  I never noticed how intricate the paper towels looked.  Maybe there really are little people who quilt designs into every one of them.  At that moment I felt superior and evil, like I could take over the world.  I mean there are tiny little people working in factories just so I can look at the intricate design for two minutes.  Then another thought occurred to me: "I always feel evil".  So I went back outside and sat  under that same tree again.  I spotted a squirrel nibbling on an acorn.  I watched this amazing scene for awhile.  It's amazing how the little things can be so interesting...or boring.  Yeah, that's right, I got bored so I chased the squirrel.  That was so much fun.  Anyways back to that idea about all of this having a point well, the point is, I can't write poetry!  That doesn't stop me though...mwhahahahaha!!!!!!!!! So here's what I've attemted so far and I'm sure there will be more to come!

Broken Figures
This hakku poem enlightens the reader of the joys of playing with the movie action figures.

Raphael's Girls!
This epic poem is a battle between the authoress and Raph.

That's it for now.  Your were lucky this time but next time I may add more bad poetry!