news229/ *BREAKING NEWS* John Black sprained both arms in a skiing accident!
[10.24.04]sun.[01:30 AM]
This afternoon at 1:30 PM Johnathon White Black the Yankees Designated Hitter at the age of 42 and with 500 career homeruns and his wife Christa went up north of Downstate, NY to go on a family skiing trip and when the whole Black-Simone family and Ben Clark were on the huge mountain skiing John Black decided to be a hero and show off to his wife for more confident evenings, so he rushed out front of the pack going 45 MPH down the hill and went off a jump and if it wasn't for that tree that he hit, he would of hit a car that was covered in snow at the bottom. He hit the evergreen tree's branches to soften his crash, and the impact of the collision actually ripped off John's jacket and other unmentionables. Black sprained both of his arms and is said to be ok and will not miss any time, good thing he can DH, however it is still up in the air on if he would be available to play the outfield if the Yankees do make the World Series for the 11th straight time out of 11 seasons in the league's exsistance. When Neuman pitches in the NL ballpark someone needs to play right field in Neuman's spot because there will be no DH.