news201/ Bernard's big 31!, Osgood a Drug Bug?
[08.31.04]tue.[12:00am]
MLBjr.tk (12:05:13 AM): it's Bernard's big 31 and u ditch him in the dust
Osgood (12:05:23 AM): not today!
MLBjr.tk (12:05:28 AM): ya its 8/31
Osgood (12:05:36 AM): oh man
MLBjr.tk (12:06:28 AM): he wants to do a Phillies game tomorrow, he feels it'd be a great birthday present
Osgood (12:06:37 AM): i cant yo
Osgood (12:06:50 AM): im going to Heidi's college orientation tomorrow
MLBjr.tk (12:06:54 AM): o
Osgood (12:07:21 AM): im sorry!
MLBjr.tk (12:08:08 AM): alright
(Bernard's response)
Birthday Boy Bernard (12:08:54 AM): a**hole
Birthday Boy Bernard (12:08:56 AM): lol jk
MLBjr.tk (12:09:00 AM): lol
We all know by now Phillies Owner Osgood has been being acused of doing illegal subsences. We have scraped up all the stuff he's told the MLBjr.tk broadcast team in the month of August. Now only take these as personal rumors whether what he says is actually true or not.
08.06.04
Osgood (2:45:26 AM): you know how you call Slifka Splif?
MLBjr.tk (2:45:35 AM): ya
MLBjr.tk (2:45:45 AM): Spliffer can be his splitter
Osgood (2:45:58 AM): a Spliff is a joint
08.06.04
MLBjr.tk (2:58:59 AM): man i cant believe im typing this but i really wanna **** that 25 year old lol
Osgood (2:59:21 AM): haha
Osgood (2:59:24 AM): dude that cool
Osgood (2:59:30 AM): and if you like get with her
Osgood (2:59:35 AM): have her buy me some alcohol
Osgood (2:59:37 AM): :-)
08.11.04
MLBjr.tk (11:10:11 PM): drop the bears and drags and turn ur life around
Osgood (11:10:21 PM): what bears
Osgood (11:11:06 PM): no man
Osgood (11:11:14 PM): im getting you drunk by the end of the summer
Osgood (11:11:26 PM): ill force feed it to you
MLBjr.tk (11:11:46 PM): how about after a phillies game (he said it so Phillies will play)
Osgood (11:11:48 PM): =-O
Osgood (11:11:52 PM): haha
Osgood (11:11:54 PM): alright
Osgood (11:11:59 PM): ill work on getting the alc
MLBjr.tk (11:12:06 PM): ok ill have 1
Osgood (11:12:08 PM): 1
Osgood (11:12:10 PM): f*ck that
Osgood (11:12:12 PM): like 10
Osgood (11:12:14 PM): lol
Pure nonsense ^
08.16.04
Osgood (12:02:01 AM): hey man
MLBjr.tk (12:02:03 AM): hi
Osgood (12:02:06 AM): i got 6 beers wanna come drink?
MLBjr.tk (12:02:14 AM): no
08.29.04 (Chat Room with MLBjr.tk, Bernard, Quick, Slifka, Osgood, Barrett)
MLBjr.tk (11:31:56 PM): so Osgood why no Phillies games as of late?
Osgood (11:32:01 PM): too busy
Osgood (11:32:12 PM): getting h*gh and F*CKING like st*ned test bunnies oooo yea
Osgood (11:36:26 PM): h*ll yea
Osgood (11:36:30 PM): the phillies rock
Osgood (11:36:47 PM): after every game we roll a fat bl*nt and drink a few cold ones
Quick (11:36:57 PM): we dont
Quick (11:36:57 PM): u do
(11:53:49 PM) Free Agent Barrett has entered the room.
MLBjr.tk (11:53:51 PM): OMG its the free agent Barret!
(11:53:52 PM) Ben Marty has entered the room.
Osgood (11:53:59 PM): lol
Slifka (11:54:02 PM): wtf
Osgood (11:54:03 PM): (MLBjr.tk) your a f*cking idiot
MLBjr.tk (11:54:09 PM): OMG its Ben Marty of the Minnesota Twins!
Osgood (11:54:12 PM): OMG
Free Agent Barrett (11:54:13 PM): im gonna kill you (MLBjr.tk)
Osgood (11:54:16 PM): yea do it
Free Agent Barrett (11:55:05 PM): anyone want to buy any painkillers
Osgood (11:55:27 PM): what kind of painkillers?
Osgood (11:55:35 PM): vicadin?
Free Agent Barrett (11:56:23 PM): hydrocodone 7.5/500's
Osgood (11:56:40 PM): naw
Osgood (11:56:43 PM): i puke when i take hydro
Free Agent Barrett (11:56:43 PM): yes same as vicodine
Osgood (11:57:05 PM): my mom has them and i puked last 2 times i took them
Free Agent Barrett (11:57:25 PM): im just trying to sell my drugs
Osgood (11:57:30 PM): you got any w*ed?
Free Agent Barrett (11:57:35 PM): Trevor you goofy bast*rd
Osgood (11:58:33 PM): who the f*ck is Ben Marty
MLBjr.tk (11:58:42 PM): he's Ben Marty (of the Twins)
Free Agent Barrett (11:59:10 PM): ok so everyone buy my drugs
Free Agent Barrett (11:59:13 PM): i got lots
Osgood (11:59:24 PM): how much per hydro?
MLBjr.tk (11:59:26 PM): drugs are rugs on fire
Free Agent Barrett (11:59:31 PM): like 160 pills
Free Agent Barrett (11:59:35 PM): for my arm
Osgood (11:59:38 PM): how much per?
Osgood (11:59:53 PM): buck a pill?
MLBjr.tk (11:59:56 PM): AHHH crap why did i have to set Osgood up by sending the free agent in this chat
Bernard (12:00:02 AM): George McFly says drugs are bad for u and u should stop selling them and quit screwing inatimate objects
Quick (12:00:33 AM): Ben Thomson says when you do drugs you find regular household objects attractince
Quick (12:00:36 AM): and thats not good
Free Agent Barrett (12:00:46 AM): they cost 2.30 a pill if you buy the prescription
Osgood (12:00:53 AM): sh*t man
Osgood (12:00:59 AM): i sold mine for a buck a pop
Free Agent Barrett (12:01:02 AM): there the biggest ones
Free Agent Barrett (12:01:08 AM): there huge
Osgood (12:01:12 AM): ohh
Osgood (12:01:13 AM): ok
Bernard (12:01:28 AM): bad drug prescritions are cancer in dequise says George McFly
MLBjr.tk (12:02:25 AM): Osgood why
Osgood (12:02:32 AM): i aint buying them
MLBjr.tk (12:02:34 AM): your throwing yourself down the drain
Osgood (12:02:35 AM): i puke
Osgood (12:02:52 AM): i might know some people you could ask tho
Free Agent Barrett (12:02:52 AM): buy my drugs f*ckers
Quick (12:03:03 AM): Ben Thompson is sXe
Bernard ((12:03:06 AM): no mr. cancer seller
Bernard ((12:03:20 AM): says George McFly
Osgood (12:03:36 AM): i can ask around people i know, if they need anything
MLBjr.tk (12:03:45 AM): Osgood ur still talking about drugs?
Osgood (12:03:55 AM): this guy has 160 pills to push
Osgood (12:04:06 AM): ill see what i can do
Bernard (12:04:14 AM): pills are p*nis threatening
Bernard (12:04:22 AM): says George McFly
Free Agent Barrett (12:05:51 AM): about wha my pills?
Bernard (12:06:43 AM): selling pills is for gay helping fortune tellers says George McFly
Osgood (12:08:21 AM): nothing like being stuck out in the wild with all guys and no beer
Osgood (12:08:59 AM): i can see about those pills ill call some people tomorrow if you want me to
Free Agent Barrett (12:09:10 AM): ehh if you want
Free Agent Barrett (12:09:15 AM): i kno ill sell em
Free Agent Barrett (12:09:18 AM): if not
Osgood (12:09:25 AM): its up to you how bad you want to sell them
Free Agent Barrett (12:09:32 AM): i have 4 refills
Osgood (12:09:39 AM): lol
Free Agent Barrett (12:09:50 AM): and i went threw about 40 since wednesday
Osgood (12:10:01 AM): what drugs
Osgood (12:10:03 AM): clariten
Bernard (12:10:03 AM): 40 sense u scr*wed a guy
Free Agent Barrett (12:10:26 AM): they are doctor prescribed you mother f*cker
Quick (12:10:46 AM): so then why arent u taking them as perscribed u d*ckfaced goatball l*cker
Osgood (12:10:56 AM): HE DOESNT NEED THEM
Bernard (12:10:56 AM): GOATBALLS
Free Agent Barrett (12:11:07 AM): f*ck you you f*cking p*ssy b*tch
Osgood (12:11:16 AM): he got them for pain after breaking his arm, and now doesnt need them
Free Agent Barrett (12:11:24 AM): i just had surgery and on wednesday
Quick (12:11:28 AM): o
Bernard (12:11:32 AM): congradulations
Free Agent Barrett (12:11:58 AM): im gonna find out where you f*ckers live
Quick (12:12:04 AM): so u intentionaly broke yer arm so u could get painkillers and make profit?
Osgood (12:13:12 AM): wil you buy me a pack of cigs?
Bernard (12:14:05 AM): DUDE DONT SELL PILLS
Free Agent Barrett (12:13:53 AM): get a f*cking life besides your computer so you dont have to tell people not to sell pills
Quick (12:14:08 AM): get a f*cking life other than selling pills
Bernard (12:15:27 AM): DUDE DONT SELL PILLS
Free Agent Barrett (12:15:39 AM): your a f*cking loser
Free Agent Barrett (12:15:53 AM): why the f*ck wouldn't i
Bernard (12:15:54 AM): no im a winner for not selling pills
Quick (12:15:58 AM): me too
Osgood (12:16:05 AM): hah ummm if i get a buyer for those pills ill let ya know
Free Agent Barrett (12:16:06 AM): i have like 180 prescribed to me for free
Bernard (12:16:09 AM): i got a trophy in 6th grade
Free Agent Barrett (12:16:18 AM): your a faggot
Quick (12:16:23 AM): i won the state chess championship in 5th grade
Free Agent Barrett (12:16:24 AM): shut the f*ck up
(08.31.04 - Chat Room with MLBjr.tk, Brett Bernard, Ben Quick, Trevor Osgood)
Osgood (12:03:43 AM): go away
MLBjr.tk (12:03:48 AM): ok Phillies Baseball
MLBjr.tk (12:03:51 AM): when to?
Osgood (12:03:52 AM): im h*gh
Osgood (12:04:03 AM): ill talk lata
(12:04:05 AM) Osgood has left the room.
Quick (12:04:27 AM): couldnt a confession be proof enough to suspend him?
Bernard (12:04:36 AM): lol
MLBjr.tk has this to say... Well if Osgood is serious about all this stuff he says then... well... maybe the law needs to put him in place... since there is no actual live proof... he is innoicent... even though he talks about it 24/7... once theres proof... his career could go through the roof...