news195/ fun questions for John Black
[08.12.04]thu.[3:11am]
Basics
Name:: Johnathon White Black
Birthdate:: May 6, 1963
Age:: 41
Birthplace:: Downstate, NY (Fort Covington, NY)
Eldest, Middle, Youngest, Only Kid?: oldest
Family:: Dad; Joe 66, Mom; Jane 61, Brother; Joe Jr. 43, Sister; Sarah 19, Brother; Jimmy 20
Pets:: roosters, mouses, snakes, bunnys, snails
Do you go to school:: no
What is your highest level achieved?: crap... 3rd grade
Religion:: huh?
Do you have friends?: ehhh not really
Do you like to be lonely?: yes ;-)
Appearences
What color are your eyes?: brown
Do you like it?: yes!
What color eyes do you want?: blue
What color is your hair?: black
Do you like it?: yes!
What color do you want?: i'm not sure
Do you dye your hair?: rudy doesn't let me, he think it'll be a distraction with a black man walking around with hair that isnt black
If yes, how regularly?: rudy my boss says no john no
Do you wear glasses?: me yea right ive got eyes like a lapperd
Do you have a trademark?: i did but i ms. placed it
How tall are you?: 6'6"
What's your heritage/nationality?: african, muslim
Do you have the same hairstyle everyday?: yes i have a bad boy buzz cut
Do you think you look exciting?: omg yes
Are you self concious?: usually, christa loves me
Do you obsess over your looks?: of cource woo iznt when their the 1982 male fashion model world champion! xoxo
Do you even care about your appearences?: omg u know it gurlfrend
How long do you spend in the bathroom?: sometimes days i really tear up the streets in there
Punk/Goth/Ghetto/Prep/Jock/Nerd/Other (list)? stereotype?: holla atcha dogs!!!
Do you pick your nose? In secret?: actually one time when i was on a baseball show i was getting interviewed and i did
Do you like yourself? Life?: yay! oh yea
Are you liked by people?: i thought so intil someone stole my car last may 03
Do you want to become famous?: omg yes that would be awesme! wait i have won 6 world series since i became a yankee... and fashion champ? yes i hope im fameis
Do you want to make a difference in this big world?: oh yea i want more baseball players to enter the fashion world
Why?: so to show the world that even the best athletics has the built pumped and toned body as one john black does
Fun Stuff
Which celebrities do you worship in secret?: brett bernard ;-)
Blues/Rock/Jazz/Classical/Pop/Urban/Country?: wures rap?
Are you one of those people who diss fans of a music genre you don't like?: yes i think country sucks weeners
Which pop princess shits you?: omg can he say that? oooowwww my ears!
Can you sing?: a lil
Can you act?: yep i was in a play one time
Who is your fave actor?: Joey Numbers
Fave movie?: Reecess schools out
Backstreet Boys or Nsync?: backstreet boys
Good Charlotte or Blink 182?: blink 182
Christina Aguilera or Britney Spears?: uhh... christa my wife is better
Slayer or Black Sabbath?: sabboth
The Beatles or The Monkees?: the battles for sure i love stairway to heaven by them its awesum!!
ABBA or the A Teens?: a teens
Guilty pleasure?: pleasure? :-)
The Simpsons or Family Guy?: simpsons
MTV... yeah or neah?: yep
Friends
Do you have a group of friends?: no
How many?: 4 (my wife christa, rudy my boss, my best playa benny clark, and a kid named benny quick. he played me $5)
To an onlooker, what would your group be viewed as?: the hot ones
Who are you closest to?: christa, benny clark, rudy (he always starts me)
Who is your best friend?: well christa is up there but im sayin rudy
Are any of them bad influences?: no way
Who are you in your group? The leader? The leader's bitch? The follower?: i wanna be the follower! i love all of rudys moves in life!
Are you dirty minded?: hehe yeppy!
Do you have any sexual feelings towards friends?: yea i love to think abou christa when i go deep. christa said when i get my 500th homer she'll let me touch her thingy! well im one away! omg
Generally, how are you viewed in your group?: the wisdom kid, the hottie always trying to make people laugh and with the best body and smooth swing
Do your friends know you?: yep
Relationships:
Are you single or taken?: tooken sorry ladys
If single, Do you want to stay single?: no
Why are you single?: of cource no i mean im married idoit
Do you date around?: never
When was the last time you have a bf/gf?: i have one now dummy
If taken, Boyfriend/Girlfriend?: boyfriend, no way girlfriend? noway im married!
How long have you been together?: umm idk wait i remember now may 6 1998
How serious are you?: im very very serous we only did it 74 times none since last august. idk why we havent done anythign she says thing guy named johnson has been pretty weak lately... yea ok w/e u mean
How many exes have you had?: none i never did that dating thing
How exes has your partner had?: around 32
Are you physically attracted to your bf/gf?: yep
Why?: christa has the nices rump
When was the first kiss?: i went to visit christa at her house one day and her upstairs window was open and i climb a ladder and kissed her. it was 3 am and her eyes were closed and she wasnt moving. probably to stunted by my presents
First date?: omg we went the zoo and a bear ate my wallot. it was only cuz benny bumped into me and it fell in the cage. christa warned me about letting ben come along. i still never got my wallot back
Do you love him/her?: i think about her almost all the time
Does their family adore or hate you?: they loved me intil they found out i fashioned, they forgave me after banning me from there house for 16 weeks
how far have you gone with your bf/gf?: omg all the way 74 times and not counting at the moment. she says i need confidence and a new friend. which seems cool i only have 4 :-)
Does your family hate or adore him/her?: my family loves christa! its awesome except for this one time. see christa is 25 and my dad is 66 and maybe if he asked i wood of been ok with it but he grabed her boobies 5 times when i was out playing ball. it relly ticked me off but christa said he was only joking.
What do you think of his/her mother?: shes so hott i wood definitly do... her daughter!!
How did you meet? in buffalo, ny she was in the swimming pool and i spyed on her. she thogt it was cute!
Straight/Bisexual/Homosexual?: straight!
Life... yet again.
Are you bored?: no way
Can you play any instruments? yep christa and i used to be really good on the sexaphone
Math or English?: well... if i made it that fare i wood tell yoo
The Arts or Sciences?: im not sure
Technical or Creative?: creaturive
Are you poetic?: yep
How many babies do you want?: atleast 14
Do you spend most of your time on the net?: no
What do you think of your country's leader?: he's pretty cool, he wanted my authograph once
Do you love me?: if ur christa yep
What kind of meat do you like to eat?: ewwwwww i dont like meat.
What's your favourite food?: hotdogs
Drink?: fruit punch juice box
Lefty/righty/ambidextrous:: left
Your living arrangement:: me and christa
Your family:: just me and the wifey
Whats your job?: playing Dh for the est team in baseball, the yankees jr.!
Piercings?: my right nipple
Tattoos?: '82 on the bottom of my left foot
Obsessions?: christa, turnpike stadium, baseball
Addictions?: playing baseball
Do you speak another language?: american and english
Do you have a webpage?: i have a couple, fashion ones and about me but i frogot the links
Deep Thoughts About Life and You in it
Do you live in the moment?: ya
Do you consider yourself tolerant of others?: yea they think im pretty cool
Do you have any secrets?: yep :-)
Do you hate yourself?: no im too bashful
Do you like your handwriting?: very cute
Do you have any bad habits?: yea i never take out the trash
What is the compliment you get from most people?: nice butt
If a movie was made about your life, what would it be called?: Blackfashion gets wildy!
What's your biggest fear?: bunnys with mean eyes
Do you ever pretend to be someone else just to look cool?: yea i always walk around like im rudy so all my fans with be like, whoa is that rudy the boss?? and they always tell me darn u look great
Are you a loner?: no all my friends think im wicked awesome
What are your #1 priorities in life?: baseball, christa, fashion
If you were another person, would you be friends with you?: yes for sure woo wouldnt
Are you a daredevil?: christa thinks im not but when i get her going oh boy
Is there anything you fear or hate about yourself?: i wish i had a bigger baseball bat. id be hitting more homers and maybe i could catch up to rudy and neuman and brock.
Are you passive or agressive?: aggressive i go for the gold
Do you have a journal?: yea
What is your greatest strength and weakness?: good eyes and a strong hart
Do you think you are emotionally strong?: no
Is there anything you regret doing/not doing in life?: telling christa when i first met her that i cant come over cuz me and benny clark are camping for the month
Do you think life has been good so far?: without a doubt im one of the coolest mlb jr. stars today.
What is the most important lesson you've learned from life?: being the first black dude to break into MLB jr. is only the beginning of a great life
What do you like the most about your body?: my tight abs
And least?: lower midsection ;-(
Do you think you are good looking?: ohh yea
Are you confident?: a lil
What is the fictional character you are most like?: tommy pickles, we both get the gurlz
Are you perceived wrongly?: no
Do You...
Smoke?: no im not osgood
Do drugs?: no im not osgood agan
Read the newspaper?: well christa does to me :-)
Pray?: to go yard? yea
Go to church?: ummm before i got kicked out for wearing a fashion outfit yea
Talk to strangers who IM you?: yea i love peepal!
Sleep with stuffed animals?: yea
Take walks in the rain?: long walks on the beach yea
Talk to people even though you hate them?: well the phillies yea cuz i think theyre cool cuz they play basbeall
Drive?: when i had my car yea
Like to drive fast?: if i had the car befor ahhh i dont wanna talk about it
Would or Have You Ever?
Liked your voice?: yea
Hurt yourself?: only if i became gaye
Been out of the country?: yea
Eaten something that made other people sick?: i like toads
Been in love?: forever
Done drugs?: nopey
Gone skinny dipping?: yep! one time i snuck into red bull american park after closing and i did it int heir pool! dont worry osgood u werent missing anything
Had a medical emergency?: yea i was running when i was 14 and i ran into my school teachers car in the parking lot
Had surgery?: not yet
Ran away from home?: yes
Played strip poker?: yea the other day
Gotten beaten up?: no
Beaten someone up?: yea it was in june 2002 a devilrays pitcher almost hit me so i charged the mound and punched him12 times in the head and i got a 6 or 12 game suspension, i forgot but it was wicked fun christa did stuff with me cuz i owned
Been picked on?: yea, stuped phillys
Been on stage?: fashion yea
Slept outdoors?: yea cuz i locked my self out of my house once and there as another time christ kicked me out for a week
Thought about suicide?: no way
Pulled an all nighter?: yea
If yes, what is your record?: 41 hours, christa woodnt let me take a rest... we were trying to get our swing set up.
Gone one day without food?: yea cuz i lost my wallot thank you bear and benny
Talked on the phone all night?: yea i called benny once and we talked about girls for 6 hours
Slept together with the opposite sex w/o actually having sex?: yea actually for almost a year straigh duh done it christa
Slept all day?: no
Killed someone?: i almost did when i was beating that d-ray pitcher hehe
Made out with a stranger?: when i was 11 years old i wanted to but they ran away and i almost catched up with them but they turned left and i went right by mistake
Had sex with a stranger?: i wanted to when i was 15 but she never called me back
Thought you're going crazy?: when i was 18 and no girls wood let me look at there boobies
Kissed the same sex?: heck no
Done anything sexual with the same sex?: ewwwwwwwwwwie
Been betrayed?: yea one of my only frends in middle school bobby steps was invited to my house by me and he neevr came actually i never saw him again.
Had a dream that came true?: yea hitting 499 and soon to be 500 hr!
Broken the law?: well one time i walked into taco bell naked on halloween with a mask on
Met a famous person?: yes a ton!
Have you ever killed an animal by accident?: i sat on my hamster one time and herd i crunchy noise i just thoght it was the taco i bit
On purpose?: no :-(
Told a secret you swore you wouldn't tell?: no
Stolen anything?: yea a hotdog as a gas station
Been on radio/tv?: yes!
Been in a mosh-pit?: yea i kicked 4 peeple in the face dumb punkies
Had a nervous breakdown?: yea when i was in a little slump last year
Bungee jumped?: no way too scary
Had a dream that kept coming back?: yea a ghost was telling me christa wood dump me
Beliefs
Belive in life on other planets?: yea
Miracles?: yea espacually in octobar 2004 when john black hits a walk off homer in game 2!
Astrology?: huh?
Magic?: yea
God?: yea
Satan?: nah
Santa?: a little
Ghosts?: at turnpike stadium yea!
Luck?: when ur a yankee luck is only a myth!
Love at first sight?: yea
Yin and yang (that good cant exist w/o bad)?: no
Witches?: yea
Easter bunny?: hmmm
Believe theres a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow?: hehe rainbow
Do you wish on stars?: actually in july 2001 ths huge star came out near dark time and i looked at it and went yard! they called it the John Black Star. i cant find it anymore it moved over a little
Deep Theological Questions
Do you have any gay/lesbian friends?: i hate gays stupid fags
Who's the one person that knows most about you?: ben clark
What's the best advice that anyone has ever given to you?: play baseball - Joe Black Sr. (my dad)
Your favourite inside joke?: ben clark sitting on a candle
Thing you're picked on most about?: they call me young johnson, its so dumb my name is not even johnson
Who's your longest known friend?: rudy
Newest?: quick
Shyest?: quick
Funniest?: rudy
Sweetest?: christa
Closest?: benny clark
Weirdest?: quick
Smartest?: christa
Ditziest?: clark is always dizzy from his cola
Friends you miss being close to the most?: rudy
Last person you talked to online?: i think ch harris
Who do you talk to most online?: ch harris and would be barnard but he blocked me
Who are you on the phone with most?: ben clark
Who do you trust most?: christa
Who listens to your problems?: ben and christa
Who do you fight most with?: christa only over the remote
Who's the nicest?: rudy
Who's the most outgoing?: benny clark hes mah dawg!
Who's the best singer?: clark we hit up the streetz
Who's on your shit-list?: osgood i really wanna drop a #2 on him
Have you ever thought of having sex with a friend?: only christa
Who's your second family?: ben clark
Do you always feel understood?: no cuz peeple juss dont sometim dont get waht i meen
Who's the loudest friend?: christa she cannot keep quite back in our good ol' active days. got libraries yur suppose to be quite in soemthing christa couldnt follow
Do you trust others easily?: only my 4 firends
Who's house were you last at?: rudy's to tell me i may retire after ths season ends
Name one person who's arms you feel safe in:: christa
Friend that lives farthest away:: jon long is palying for the diamondbacks in arizona o yea hes another frend o ya i got another frends after that. jesse martin the new detriot tiger.
Love and All That
Do you consider love a mistake?: no
What do you find romantic?: nice butt
Turn-on?: huge boobies
Turn-off?: a fatass
First kiss?: christa
If someone u had no interest in had interest in dating u how would u feel?: no way only christa
Do you prefer knowing someone before dating them or going: no
Have u ever wished it was more socially acceptable 4 a girl 2 ask a guy out: um i asked christa out :-)
Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractiv: no
Do you think the opposite sex finds you good looking?: ooooooooooh yea
What is best about the opposite sex?: action
What is the worst thing about the opposite sex?: fatasses
What's the last present someone gave you?: actually some fatass gave me a bracelet and i b*tch slapped him
Do you consider your significant other hot?: woo doesnt
Who Was the Last Person...
That haunted you?: trevor osgood.he gives me dirty looks
You wanted to kill?: alex dewitt, he likes it in the butt
That you laughed at?: ben clark cuz he lost the golf tournament!
That laughed at you?: clark for getting 499
That turned you on?: christa
You went shopping with?: clark
That broke your heart?: phillies being drugies
To disappoint you?: phillies doing drugs
To ask you out?: christa
To make you cry?: losing a game
To brighten up your day?: all my freends!
That you thought about?: world series rings
You saw a movie with?: wifey
You saw?: wife
You lost?: my favorite wallot
Right This Moment...
Are you going out?: nahh
Will it be with your significant other?: nawwh
Or some random person?: noey
What are you wearing right now?: just a yankees speedo (ive got fashion in 2 hours)
Body part you're touching right now:: hehe my hotdog uhhh
What are you worried about right now?: if its still there :-0
What book are you reading?: clifford
What's on your mousepad?: me with my wifey
Use 5 words to describe how you're feeling:: tight, gifted, bashful, innicent, wild
Are you bored?: not at all
Are you tired?: noe
Are you talking to anyone online?: nope
Are you talking to anyone on the phone?: no
Are you lonely or content?: content
Are you listening to music?: yea norman greenbaum - spirit in the sky --- is on... isnt rudys playlist not mine if i had it my way snoop dogg, - beautiful would be on. (survey lasted from 3:11am-4:59am) hour 48 minutes
Ok folks here is a passage John Black filled out. Maybe you people know a little more about the first African American player to break the color barrier back in 1993, John Black.