UPDATES: Well, this is it. The launch of the American Brain. Everyone, it's time to raise our glasses for a bit of luck and drink to the birth of the American Brain website. If you are a bit confused to what this site is, check out the FAQ page.

NEW WRITING: Sooner or later, this will be the spot for all you Brainers (people who surf the American Brain) to view original written work by fellow Brainers like yourself. If you have something you'd like to submit (any non-offensive topic or genre) please e-mail americanbrain@hotmail.com and get posted! All new work will first be reviewed by myself, The Original Pizzabagel, and then posted as seen fit. So start submitting!

CLASSIFIEDS: Here's where people can get special requests posted. No matter where you're from or what you want, as long as it's somewhat feasible, we'll post it here in this section. From guitarists to used cars, we'll post your ad. Just send it to The Original Pizzabagel as usual at americanbrain@hotmail.com.