Welcome to Dr. Techigurl Tallidude M.D.'s Institute of Modern Techology! Here, we study all types of interesting cases of the Psycho-Techie. Our research is done in the field, or in our case, behind the stage. Let's take a look.... CASE #1: Techidirectorophobia Symptoms: Shaking of the hands, sweating of palms, jitters, stuttering, whenever your technical director walks by. In severe cases, this can occur at the mere mention of the technical director. Cures: No known cure to this date. No treatments are known, either. CASE #2: Multiple Director Personality Disorder Symptoms: The showing of one personality one day by the technical director, which can change day to day or minute to minute. Cures: When the small techies "suck-up" to the director. That is all of the known cases that we have heard of so far. Got any additions?